QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

Aeldra

Your environment conforms to that of cloudy clouds.

I never seen that before. it made me giggle.

Arix

(Gaudiguch): Steingrim (from the Aetherways) says, "Greasy palms do not hold tools well."

Tremula

That's only the third most sage thing I've heard Steingrim say involving greasy palms.

Tortuga

The Navigator's bacon rubs up against you where the sun don't shine.

Ianir

You say, "DND ON."

You say, "Best feature I've ever coded."

The corners of Redacted God's mouth turn up as She grins mischievously.

(Redacted Eph) says, "My brain immediately assumes that we have a way to launch tabletop games in game."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You say, "I mean."

(Redacted Eph) says, "And then I realise what you actually meant."

You say, "It is General Improvements day."

You say, "I could..."

Redacted Eph laughs out loud.

(Redacted God) says, "Yes, roll20 integration."

(Redacted God) says, "The improvement that Lusternia NEEDS."

You say, "They don't have a good API, but I could do topological maps."

You say, "And dice rolling."

You say, "And a DM/table mode."

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You say, "Basically recreate Roll20 without the voice/video."

You say, "This is sounding like an amazing idea."

You say, "What would we call it?"

You say, "Caverns and Cloiers?"

Redacted God stares vacantly into space for a long moment before dramatically collapsing across the ground as though dead.

Redacted Eph gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "I -really- want to do it."

A wry smile spreads across Redacted God's face.

You say, "But I feel like we'd get nothing done if I did."

(Redacted God) says, "Basically."

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(Eph 2) asks, "Is Envoys always this loud?"

(Eph 1) says, "Sometimes."

You say, "DND ON."

You say, "Or ENVOYSOFF."

You say, "Save your sanity."

The corners of Eph 2's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

(Eph 2) says, "Sometimes I like to fail my SAN roll."

Hiriako

I always loved the noise of Envoys.

Xenthos

Caverns and Cloiers please!

Maligorn

If acting for stage plays weren't meta enough, let's have our characters roleplay in Caverns and Cloiers.

Xenthos

We can write entire rule-books, including backstory of the Caverns and Cloiers world, mechanics for rolling / conflict resolution, and so on!  And then you can go out and buy copies of the rulebooks for use in your game!

Iveseth

Oh. That's useful.

tradewho cooking

Visible crafters for Cooking.

a masked lucidian (Transcendent)

Portius

There's already an ivory dice artifact! As long as the resolution mechanic is based on rolling 2d6, nothing is stopping Caverns and Cloiers from being a thing.

P.S. Ianir please make an ivory dice upgrade that lets you set the number/type of dice rolled.

Hiriako

Yessss. IG RP. That would be hysterical. 

Moi

About 3000 words into a draft, 7/16 planned sections done.

Aeldra

a vibrant sunflower, a bright silver tongue stud, a reinforced steel door.

Sometimes, the random items my little faeling carries in her backpack and purse just astonishes me and cracks me up.

Zephyra

The Trickster, Yendor Stormcrow says, "I fight alongside Auguries in revolts trying to claim for the Wyrd."

The Trickster, Yendor Stormcrow says, "And Swam members help to defend the Glomdoring."

The Trickster, Yendor Stormcrow says, "Swarm I mean!"

Your eyes twinkle enchantingly.

The Trickster, Yendor Stormcrow says, "Don't tell Crek."

The corners of Yendor's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You giggle happily.

The sound of a distant scream echoes between the trees, only to be suddenly cut short.

You say, "Forever the Swam."

(Sorry @Yendor but I giggled way too much at this last night.) 

Hiriako

Zephyra said:

The Trickster, Yendor Stormcrow says, "I fight alongside Auguries in revolts trying to claim for the Wyrd."

The Trickster, Yendor Stormcrow says, "And Swam members help to defend the Glomdoring."

The Trickster, Yendor Stormcrow says, "Swarm I mean!"

Your eyes twinkle enchantingly.

The Trickster, Yendor Stormcrow says, "Don't tell Crek."

The corners of Yendor's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You giggle happily.

The sound of a distant scream echoes between the trees, only to be suddenly cut short.

You say, "Forever the Swam."

(Sorry @Yendor but I giggled way too much at this last night.) 

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!

Snald

@Crek

Crek

Tylwyth

I don't picture your voice as being that deep.

Alaksanteri

You launch Nerium Oleander into the aetherways.

Lurching through dimensional shifts.

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As the dimensional walls between worlds thin, the aetheric currents here continuously solidify and 

dissolve as competing realities assert themselves. The aetherspace itself is cloudy and viscous, 

making aethership movement slow and cumbersome. Twinkling and gleaming, a large pile of golden 

sovereigns rests on the ground. There is an aetherways dock here connected to the Aetherplex Chamber.

You are floating in astral.

Celest is to the west.

Magnagora is to the southeast.

Moonhart World is to the northwest.

Pool of Stars World is to the west.

Megalith World is to the east.

Ravenwood World is to the south.

Matrix World is to the southeast.

Eternal Flame World is to the southwest.

Hallifax is to the east.

Tortuga

"There is gold in that nebula." - Captain Kathryn Gnomeway

Maligorn

You say, "This is the Opal Sphere, one of the twelve Master Crystals. Our Researchers use them for the study of Harmonics."

You point accusingly at a hefty hexahedron.
A hefty hexahedron glows brightly before releasing a ray of light that washes over you, thin as paper but wide enough to cover you. After a moment the light disappears, and the shape appears uninterested.

You say, "That is one of the polyhedra that guard this plane. Try giving one of those slain crystals to it."

Ibiseye has a fairly dumb expression on her face as the corpse of a glistening crystal slides to the ground. Who gives something to a giant sphere of crystal?

Ibiseye puts her hands on her hips and goes "Hmmm!"


Whoever wrote that line for trying to give something to the Spheres, you just roasted a newbie mercilessly. I laughed.

Vivet

Maligorn said:

Whoever wrote that line for trying to give something to the Spheres, you just roasted a newbie mercilessly. I laughed.

I believe that would be Elostian, trolling from beyond the realm of perception.

Portius

Was it always like that, or was it changed as a response to the adventure of the cat?

Crek

POLITICS NEWS #6494

Date: 2/16/2018 at 18:45

From:

To  : Everyone

Subj: Viravain Honoured in the Free Collective of Glomdoring

In the Free Collective of Glomdoring, Viravain, Lady of the Thorns was honoured for completing the 

Epic Quest to become a Dark Savant of the Wyrden Mysteries.

Congratulations, Viravain!


YAY VIRAMOMMA!! About time!

Ianir

Crek said:

POLITICS NEWS #6494

Date: 2/16/2018 at 18:45

From:

To  : Everyone

Subj: Viravain Honoured in the Free Collective of Glomdoring

In the Free Collective of Glomdoring, Viravain, Lady of the Thorns was honoured for completing the 

Epic Quest to become a Dark Savant of the Wyrden Mysteries.

Congratulations, Viravain!


YAY VIRAMOMMA!! About time!

... Well, I should have checked for that one.

Everiine

Hasn't happened in a long time, but here we go again!

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Spirit-Touched Dyscy says to Elarin, "So."

Spirit-Touched Dyscy says to Elarin, "This is going to sound really bad."

Elarin tilts his head curiously at Dyscy.

Spirit-Touched Dyscy says to Elarin, "But I always thought you were a woman."

Elarin shrugs helplessly at Dyscy.

Elarin Myeras-Silvermoon says to Dyscy, "That is not bad at all!"

You smile and say to Elarin, "Like father, like son."

Elarin's eyes sparkle with amusement at you.

Elarin Myeras-Silvermoon says, "So it seems."

Spirit-Touched Dyscy says, "L everiine."

Spirit-Touched Dyscy says, "...Godsdangit."

Spirit-Touched Dyscy says, "You people with your deceiving names."

Lief

He said the same thing about thinking Lief is a dude. It definitely runs in the family!

Tremula

Caenix says, "Better than anything in Gaudiguch."

@Adal d'Vanecu, Prelate of the Empowered says to Caenix, "Of course it is, their tastes are appalling. Have you seen the cookie chairs?"

Chills permeate your voice as you think of Headmistress @Kailanna n'Kylbar, Matriarch of Jackals and tell them, "// I can't hear anyone say something about someone's tastes being apalling without  laughing since I'm standing here with a whole titty out." (see spoiler for outfit description)

[spoiler]
a temarious toga of gelid white bindings

Wrapped over the shoulder and around the opposite side of the body,

exposing one breast but remaining securely in place as it tightly

conforms to the sculpt of the wearer's ribs, this toga is a display of

aesthetic beauty. Straying from the traditional, sheet-like appearance

of togas, the silk hugs the wearer's body tightly to easily accentuate

feminine or masculine appeal. Regardless of the sex of the one who has

donned it, there is a large slit to expose much of the stomach,

beginning vertically beneath the sternum and draping to snake behind the

body, turning the exposure vertical. Underneath the navel, the strips of

silk return to wrap around the groin and fully cover the wearer's

private areas while still drawing attention to their upper, outer thighs

and displaying long swathes of skin on their leg. Made to wrap around

the limbs multiple times the five tails of this toga, when left unwound,

would pool at the ground and trail with movement, while adequate

spiralling around the legs and arms would draw the pristine, white

fabric to hang just off of the ground. At the end of each tail, shards

of diamond gleam coldly, attached by small chains of silver to dangle

like icicles. Apart from these, the only discolouration or jewellery

present on the toga resides directly over the breastbone, golden

nightingale talons grasping at a midnight pearl the size of a grape. The

dark, dusky blue of the gem seems to have tainted the purity of the silk

surrounding it, tendrils of the beautiful shade snaking out like Tainted

smoke, forever frozen in its attempt to transform the toga.
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Headmistress Kailanna n'Kylbar, Matriarch of Jackals says to you, "// But it's a TASTEFUL titty. That makes all the difference."

Sylandra

Portius said:

Was it always like that, or was it changed as a response to the adventure of the cat?

I'm so happy someone remembers that story.