In her defense, that wouldn't be any more distracting going through the aetherplex than Gerogeddon.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
**********************[ THE GRAND DOMINION OF MAGNAGORA ]********************** Citizen Class Rank Position CT OffP ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Balor(Inf) Geomancer Serf On No Zekken(Inf) Ur'guard Serf On Yes Kistan(Goon) Minstrel (h)Serf City Aide On No Arix(Soc) Geomancer Serf City Aide On No ******************************************************************************* 1 from Goonsquad, 2 from Infernals and 1 from Society are on visible planes. 2 Geomancers, 1 Minstrel and 1 Ur'guard present, of those 1 is a demigod/ascendant. Currently, there are 4 Citizens on visible Planes and 2 on other Planes.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
I saved most of the contest for your disgust and/or pleasure. There were some later entries but I didn't save them.
------------------ The divine voice of Ianir the Anomaly reverberates powerfully, "I find Myself to be bored. As usual. I propose a pun contest."
Songbirds throughout the Basin raise their voice in harmony, echoing Half Enlightened Tremula, the Tilted Empress's mellifluous voice as it melodically reverberates, "Is this like the time You got tired of watching Sun chase Moon and decided to call it a day?"
Hearkener Elissata Silvermoon shouts, "We'll leaf the PUNishments for the Udders."
Chaplain of the Damned, Marcella n'Lochli, Black Fist of Urlach echoes, "The Shofangi guild wasn't dissolved. It just moved to the Caverns of the Hyfae. Now they call them the Shofungi."
Songbirds throughout the Basin raise their voice in harmony, echoing Half Enlightened Tremula, the Tilted Empress's mellifluous voice as it melodically reverberates, "They attempted to move into the caverns of Grandmother Scorpion, but found themselves in quite a pinch."
You shout, "If you want puns, Ianir, you should go to Tolborolla for them. Of course, they're very slow people there. You might ask for a pun tae'dae and get it tomorrow."
Aetakyla Ysav'rai shouts, "Leaf the fungi alone, they can't branch out or anything, cept spore ya to death."
Chaplain of the Damned, Marcella n'Lochli, Black Fist of Urlach echoes, "What do you call a Night-kissed Ebonguard wielding twin morphite blades? A Nighty Knight."
You shout, "I agree, friends. We must leave the fungi alone. There isn't mushroom down there for them as it is. Can't have crowding."
The divine voice of Ianir the Anomaly reverberates powerfully, "I was hoping for more skill in the punnery. Alas, I find Myself disappointed. A consolation prize to Portius, I suppose."
Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
A hunting trophy bearing Aramel's head is here, a
grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Minkahmet's head is here,
a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Anelissa's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Anelissa's head
is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Aeldra's head
is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kendra's head
is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Saz's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kendra's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Xeii's head is
here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Daebach's head
is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kreon's head
is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Falaeron's
head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kreon's
head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing
Daebach's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Minkahmet's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A
hunting trophy bearing Minkahmet's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter.
A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Nelras's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kreon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kreon's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a
skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Shedrin's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of
a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Daebach's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power
of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Kendra's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power
of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder of
the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Caleb's head is here, a grisly reminder of
the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Sondayga's head is here, a grisly reminder
of the power of a skillful hunter.
Saw this when glancing from the fulcrux into @Thax's fulcrux.
Methinks someone needs a cabinet to store all those trophies in. I'm a little surprised that having so many items sitting around doesn't cause issues in there (I still remember large numbers of trophies or staked heads causing issues in the past in other locales)
Never put passion before principle. Even if you win, you lose.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
When Thax is feeling uppity or bored, He makes them talk to each other.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Damn it, Mrak. This is why we can't have nice things.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Been working on mending a few items repeatedly to lower their prestige lately, I think one piece has gotten as low as it can get, or close to it, negative-prestige-wise...
"a pathetic pouch" Even the most slovenly beggars would think twice before wearing this pathetic pouch. It has 29 months of usefulness left. It weighs 8 ounce(s). It does not retain any heat whatsoever.
(For reference, their prestige is listed as "squalid")
Next one up seems to be: "a shabby satchel" This shabby satchel might once have been something to look at, but now it is becoming an eyesore. It has 35 months of usefulness left. It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s)
(prestige is listed as squalid as well)
Tawdry items seem to be "tawdry" or "dingy" prestige.
Never put passion before principle. Even if you win, you lose.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
You drop a crying baby. A bloodroot baby snaps his head too look at a crying baby, his eyes wide and nostrils flaring. With surprising speed, he crawls over to a crying baby and rips into his soft flesh, shoving flesh and guts into his mouth until nothing remains.
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If you honestly think you are related to an immortal, I'll sell you some lovely land in the Balach Swamp.
Also if you try to FAMILY RELATION yourself:
Uh, you can say you are related to yourself if you really want.
:P
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
theatre due to the snowy weather.
hungering malice.
Someone powerful says, "... What."
Citizen Class Rank Position CT OffP
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Balor(Inf) Geomancer Serf On No
Zekken(Inf) Ur'guard Serf On Yes
Kistan(Goon) Minstrel (h)Serf City Aide On No
Arix(Soc) Geomancer Serf City Aide On No
*******************************************************************************
1 from Goonsquad, 2 from Infernals and 1 from Society are on visible planes.
2 Geomancers, 1 Minstrel and 1 Ur'guard present, of those 1 is a demigod/ascendant.
Currently, there are 4 Citizens on visible Planes and 2 on other Planes.
SERF CITY, HERE WE COME!
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
(Newbie): You say, "What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, Aetherspace and
(Newbie): Spindle says, "It is hidden in @Ianir's underwear drawer. No one goes there. No one."
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Also:
Awwww... was reconsidering getting crystals for a moment there... (ok maybe not, can't really afford the cash this month)
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
------------------
The divine voice of Ianir the Anomaly reverberates powerfully, "I find Myself to be bored. As usual. I propose a pun contest."
Songbirds throughout the Basin raise their voice in harmony, echoing Half Enlightened Tremula, the Tilted Empress's mellifluous voice as it melodically reverberates, "Is this like the time You got tired of watching Sun chase Moon and decided to call it a day?"
Hearkener Elissata Silvermoon shouts, "We'll leaf the PUNishments for the Udders."
Chaplain of the Damned, Marcella n'Lochli, Black Fist of Urlach echoes, "The Shofangi guild wasn't dissolved. It just moved to the Caverns of the Hyfae. Now they call them the Shofungi."
Songbirds throughout the Basin raise their voice in harmony, echoing Half Enlightened Tremula, the Tilted Empress's mellifluous voice as it melodically reverberates, "They attempted to move into the caverns of Grandmother Scorpion, but found themselves in quite a pinch."
You shout, "If you want puns, Ianir, you should go to Tolborolla for them. Of course, they're very slow people there. You might ask for a pun tae'dae and get it tomorrow."
Aetakyla Ysav'rai shouts, "Leaf the fungi alone, they can't branch out or anything, cept spore ya to death."
Chaplain of the Damned, Marcella n'Lochli, Black Fist of Urlach echoes, "What do you call a Night-kissed Ebonguard wielding twin morphite blades? A Nighty Knight."
You shout, "I agree, friends. We must leave the fungi alone. There isn't mushroom down there for them as it is. Can't have crowding."
The divine voice of Ianir the Anomaly reverberates powerfully, "I was hoping for more skill in the punnery. Alas, I find Myself disappointed. A consolation prize to Portius, I suppose."
1. Perthon 11. Alaggannel 21. Colchad 31. Naurgannel
2. Milmir 12. Lennel 22. Awarthtirn 32. Fainruin
3. Lumion 13. Tirnlost 23. Galadhlam 33. Arodtor
4. Elghan 14. Remgovain 24. Adangart 34. Bainaed
5. Domghall 15. Elcalad 25. Rhosghim 35. Gaeris
6. Thalaghall 16. Elmeren 26. Luinrant 36. Himthan
7. Fearnall 17. Gwaththann 27. Donon 37. Narubara
8. Griodem 18. Tinnugwest 28. Brannben 38. Narunur
9. Naurgwarth 19. Golloresgal 29. Lagorgwath 39. Bellhin
10. Baranrant 20. Tatharruth 30. Hithseron 40. Tugovain
(a few minutes later.... and a lot of laughing)
Methinks someone needs a cabinet to store all those trophies in. I'm a little surprised that having so many items sitting around doesn't cause issues in there (I still remember large numbers of trophies or staked heads causing issues in the past in other locales)
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Tonight amidst the mountaintops
And endless starless night
Singing how the wind was lost
Before an earthly flight
Marcella has just left you message #1540.
"a pathetic pouch"
Even the most slovenly beggars would think twice before wearing this pathetic pouch.
It has 29 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 8 ounce(s).
It does not retain any heat whatsoever.
(For reference, their prestige is listed as "squalid")
Next one up seems to be:
"a shabby satchel"
This shabby satchel might once have been something to look at, but now it is becoming an eyesore.
It has 35 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s)
(prestige is listed as squalid as well)
Tawdry items seem to be "tawdry" or "dingy" prestige.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
A bloodroot baby snaps his head too look at a crying baby, his eyes wide and nostrils flaring. With surprising speed, he crawls over to a crying baby and rips into his soft flesh, shoving flesh and guts into his mouth until nothing remains.