QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

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  • KarlachKarlach God of Kittens.
    Except annoyingly you have to use CITY and not COMMUNE (if you don't just type CT) to read the last 20 lines on the org Aether.

    The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."

    You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!


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  • 2013/01/19 05:56:39 - Vayne stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
    2013/01/19 05:57:02 - Vayne quit the guild.
    2013/01/19 06:47:56 - Vannis stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
    2013/01/19 06:57:37 - Vannis quit the guild.
    2013/01/19 07:27:58 - Alduan stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
    2013/01/19 07:28:29 - Alduan quit the guild.

    ... what?
    Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Ah, I misread Qistrel's post. I thought she was influencing Jagrerox for some reason

    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Kiradawea said:
    2013/01/19 05:56:39 - Vayne stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
    2013/01/19 05:57:02 - Vayne quit the guild.
    2013/01/19 06:47:56 - Vannis stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
    2013/01/19 06:57:37 - Vannis quit the guild.
    2013/01/19 07:27:58 - Alduan stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
    2013/01/19 07:28:29 - Alduan quit the guild.

    ... what?
    That -is- amazingly suspicious, considering they also all either suicided or renamed.

    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.
    2013/01/20 18:02:59 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Celina's assault on the astral plane during wildnodes is the topic of village gossip.

    A new one! Never seen that one before. 
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  • With a quick spin, you kick a merian child with your left foot.
    You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
    You focus on your wasted efforts, resolving to shift the damage forward.
    Unable to withstand more punishment, a merian child collapses and dies.
    You have slain a merian child.
    You have received 5 bound Credits for your participation in the weekly contest. Well done!
  • TacitaTacita <3s Xynthin 4eva!!!11
    2013/01/21 12:23:55 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Ssaliss's ruthless hunting 
    is well known throughout the lands.

    What is this sorcery?
  • Nothing Matters But GlomdoringCredits™
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  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.
    Did it hurt? Are you okay? Hopefully you didn't break anything.
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  • I broke several limbs in the process, actually :( Silly starsuckers.
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  • RiviusRivius Your resident wolf puppy
    edited January 2013
    (10:40 PM): (The Myeran Community): Hiriako says, "Already did that part, bebe."


    -long pause-



    (10:40 PM): (The Myeran Community): Hiriako says, "Hehe, not bebe. Blah."
  • KarlachKarlach God of Kittens.
    On appreciating Zvoltz' new crib.

    You say, "Your followers will be well tasked in keeping this place in the pristine conditions you created."
    A globe of fulminating energy says, "If only they were not so lamentably lazy."


    From the man himself, his order's a bunch of slackers!


    The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."

    You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!


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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    @Narynth please explain that one's shout referencing you dropping something in his bay. I'm sure everyone who heard it is curious... :/

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • Rancoura said:
    @Narynth please explain that one's shout referencing you dropping something in his bay. I'm sure everyone who heard it is curious... :/
    We were discussing the prospect of five pigs on a very small boat, and the resulting mess. I suggested diapers for them, and he likened me to a pig. We devolved from there.  >.>
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    Ha... I mean. Poor Narynth.

    At least the preceding conversation was productive(ish)!

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • You are placed 21st in the ongoing weekly contest with 4817184 bashing experience points.

    Hehe...

         "He was well fed, and on his way to being slightly intoxicated--which contributed to his sense of wellbeing. And, most important, he was among friends. There can't be much more to life than this, he thought."  -Pug's thoughts on his first Ale (via Raymond Feist)


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  • You sense the following people:
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          Elyonne - the Mother Moonhart Tree
              Lir - before the Eternal Flame
          Maellio - before the Matrix
          Ssaliss - before the Master Ravenwood Tree
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    (*) Currently, there are 4 Lusternians on this plane and 22 on other planes.

    This amused me for some reason(s), probably mostly because its 5am.

    .oO---~---Oo.

    "Perfect. Please move quickly to the next post, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the signature are not part of this test."

    NARF!

  • edited January 2019
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  • Miss Seedie Stitches says, "Miss Seedie's all out of special silver thread, since the stupid toys took all hers. Maybe some of the other ladies might have some?"

    Miss Seedie Stitches says, "They're pretty stingy towards Miss Seedie though. Very jealous of her good looks."

    Keeping up a non-stop patter, you keep wheedling a gnome woman to give up her worldly goods to you in a dizzying display of circuitous logic.
    A gnome woman sighs dramatically and searches her pockets, looking for something to give you.
    A gnome woman exclaims, "Oh, please, kind soul, take this to Miss Seedie! I know she needs it!"
    A gnome woman digs into her pockets and produces a skein of silvery thread and hands it to you.

    You give a skein of silvery thread to Miss Seedie Stitches.
    Miss Seedie Stitches says, "Miss Seedie no need a skein of silvery thread. Nope."
    Miss Seedie Stitches returns a skein of silvery thread.


    Uh...
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  • SilvanusSilvanus The Sparrowhawk
    (Market): Rhakakoa says, "Rich people!"

    You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "Yes?"

    Rhakakoa tells you, "Heheh."

    Rhakakoa tells you, "Do you share?"

    You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "I bashed up a lot of gold, yes, but I won 4 million gold playing roulette here."

    Rhakakoa tells you, "How do I do that?"

    You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "I dunno."

    Rhakakoa tells you, "How did you do it?"

    You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "Have a lot of gold to play around with."

    You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "And then bet 50k on your favorite number."

    You tell Rhakakoa Somnius, "35 to 1 odds, 50k = 1.7 million."

    (walks to the Casino)

    bet 5000 gold on 13
    You bet 5000 sovereigns on 13, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Suklub, a roulette spinner.

    Suklub, a roulette spinner says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

    The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

    The ball finally settles down on 21 (black).
    Suklub, a roulette spinner gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle, "Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"

    bet 5000 gold on 13
    You bet 5000 sovereigns on 13, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Suklub, a roulette spinner.

    Suklub, a roulette spinner says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

    The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

    The ball finally settles down on 31 (black).
    Suklub, a roulette spinner gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle, "Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"

    bet 25000 gold on 13
    You bet 25000 sovereigns on 13, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Suklub, a roulette spinner.

    Suklub, a roulette spinner says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

    The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

    The ball finally settles down on 13 (black).
    Suklub, a roulette spinner exclaims to you, "We have a winner! You've won 875000 gold!" The stakes for your winning bets are returned to you, along with your winnings.

    (if this were a real casino, I would've won back to back, cause I always bet on 13 and 31 :( )
    2014/04/19 01:38:01 - Leolamins drained 2000000 power to raise Silvanus as a Vernal Ascendant.
    2014/07/23 05:01:29 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Munsia as a Vernal Ascendant.
    2015/05/24 06:03:07 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Arimisia as a Vernal Ascendant.
    2015/05/24 06:03:58 - Silvanus drained 2000000 power to raise Lavinya as a Vernal Ascendant.
  • edited January 2013
    Managed to do a bit of that myself recently. We should have a roulette/blackjack table for manses in the auction.
  • 19) Gorlois: "Is there anyone available to visit Astral for me? I need a virgin."

    Gorlois puts the corpse of an emaciated virgin into a rugged military backpack.

    Drill Sergeant Gorlois, The ur'Sledgehammer says, "Save her for later."
  • edited January 2013
    Saw this in the Newton Caverns:

    Mother Mucka yells My cooking pot is getting low! I will pay well if someone was to bring me something yummy... like maybe some fresh gnome!

    A gnome child yells AIEEEEE! She's gonna eat me! MOMMYYYYYY!

    Poor thing! >_>
  • edited January 2013

    Fist raised high, a hunting Avatar of Avechna suddenly appears in a flash of light.
    5439h, 7385m, 7875e, 10p, 23400en, 33900w elrxkd- (XBHSPFA) {8.7134}

    A hunting Avatar of Avechna slashes down at you with a crude bone knife, tearing through your skin.
    You feel the toxins begin to flow through your system.
    A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
    5439h, 7385m, 7875e, 10p, 23400en, 33900w elrxkd- (XBHSPFA) {10.7841}

    You say, "Uh oh."
    5439h, 7385m, 7875e, 10p, 23400en, 33900w elrxkd- (XBHSPFA) {17.7841}

    A hunting Avatar of Avechna grabs you by the throat and squeezes, choking off the very air you breathe.
    You have been slain by a hunting Avatar of Avechna.
    A steel fuel bowl falls out of your inventory.
    A hunting Avatar of Avechna bellows out, "Vengeance has been done for Tridemon!" and then vanishes with the corpse in a flash of light.
    You have been punished and are unable to harm anyone.
    The burning flames wreathing your soul prevent you from praying to the Fates.

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  • KagatoKagato Auckland, New Zealand
    So that is what he got zapped repeatedly for?
    Never put passion before principle.  Even if you win, you lose.

    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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