QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

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  • Pixie pinches Elfen in the butt. Elfen gets aroused. Faeling happens. it's logical.


    I'm still waiting on a Pooka Faeling.

  • "The Prism of Jagrerox shatters, the Voice of Jagrerox pulsating as He howls, "WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN - LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN! WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN - IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN!". Phudmog is unaffected, but at least it was a good show."

    "Phudmog's character is drowned in waves of undead, called by the heavy metal beats of the Prism of Jagrerox."

    Okay, so it may not be as reliable as the Stroke of Divine Luck, but man, that Prism is my new favourite Ikon.
    Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
  • |-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    | Shout     : An overpoweringly strong male voice shouts, "Blah."         |
    | Motto     : Mother Night guide my hands.                                |
    |-------------------------------------------------------------- ENEMIED TO|
    | Darkdwarves                                                             |
    |-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    4810h, 6000m, 7200e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w ex-
    Asking for a conciliation of yourself, you give 88000 gold to Ethildora Varrim, the Dark Virago.
    Ethildora Varrim, the Dark Virago accepts the offer and grants you full reprieve.
    4810h, 6000m, 7200e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w x-
    |-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    | Shout     : An overpoweringly strong male voice shouts, "Blah."         |
    | Motto     : Mother Night guide my hands.                                |
    |-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    4810h, 6000m, 7200e, 10p, 21900en, 27900w x-ÿù

    Wheeeee!
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  • Most recent communication for the Clan of Society of the Genuine:
    1 ) Laxinova: "Don't ruin Meshy's fun :P."
    2 ) Meshora: "*pout*."
    3 ) Meshora: "Now I cant send my skull to certain people."
    4 ) Meshora: "Hehehehehe."
    5 ) Lawliet: "Laxinova, it is in your best interests to ensure I do not receive more beep beep toys, 
    as I shall in future assume they are all from you. And I can kill you very easily remember."
    6 ) Laxinova: "Assume they are from me? Why?"
    7 ) Lawliet: "Because that motivates you into stopping other people from sending them."
    8 ) Laxinova: "They'll send them to ensure my death :P."
    9 ) Sakr: "O.o what happened?"
    10) Flarya: "Nini."
    11) Lawliet: "I suggest you stop them then."
    12) Sakr: "Was it something like this? squeeze pixie for lawliet saying Lawlie, don't pick on my 
    wife. Or I'll start calling you lawlie-pops like Sakr too!"
    13) Lawliet: "Indeed."
    14) Sakr: "Strange."
    15) Laxinova: "Bad Sakr."
    16) Sakr: "Speak of the devil."
    17) Sakr: ":D."
    18) Lawliet: "I knew it was from you, but you weren't stupid enough to accept a heartstone :P."
    19) Laxinova: "I would capitalise Lawlie-pops anyway."
    20) Laxinova: "Never seen it before Lawliet so get f'd."
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  • Neraiche tells you, "...yes, the very first piece I got was a rare."
    Neraiche tells you, "Like you said."

    Some people have all the luck. X3
    Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
  • (Serenwilde): Daera says, "Fiar winds."
    (Serenwilde): You say, "Fiar wnids to you too!"
    (Serenwilde): Tredian says, "To you sa well."
    (Serenwilde): You say, "Haha Tredian."
    (Serenwilde): Tredian says, "Heh."
    (Serenwilde): You say, "Great minds."
    (Serenwilde): Rhaell says, "Beybey."

         "He was well fed, and on his way to being slightly intoxicated--which contributed to his sense of wellbeing. And, most important, he was among friends. There can't be much more to life than this, he thought."  -Pug's thoughts on his first Ale (via Raymond Feist)


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  • "worker130728"            a kephera worker
    "milestone27288"          a small milestone bearing the name "Xypher"
    "milestone18785"          a small milestone bearing the name "Sksez"
    "illithoid141551"         an illithoid slaver
    "worker124392"            a kephera worker
    "warrior13139"            a kephera warrior
    Number of objects: 6

    ...
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  • I did strangle myself in my glass of wine when that happened... and kept laughing for a moment.


    The Portal of Fate flashes as Shinyhernia steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in
    Lusternia.
    (College): Please welcome Shinyhernia who has just enrolled into the College of Necromantic &
    Tainted Research to learn the ways of the Nihilists!
    (Magnagora): Please welcome Shinyhernia who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new citizen!

    (Newbie): Shinyhernia says, "HELLO LUSTERNIA."


    (Newbie): Eventru says, "Hello!"


    (Newbie): Shinyhernia says, "IS ANYONE INTERESTED TO KNWO ABOUT GOD AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST?


    (Newbie): Llewell says, "Hello!"


    (Newbie): Aison says, "Oh, absolutely."


    (*********): Someone says, ".. What the..?"


    (Newbie): Uldwar says, "Sorry, but this is not the best platform for evangelism."


    (Newbie): Llewell says, "Sorry, I worship Maylea. She's less bloody, and a lot prettier."


    (Newbie): Eventru says, "It's been resolved."

    (Newbie): Eventru says, "We have taken the misinformed mouthpiece of Our favoured son..."


    (Newbie): Uldwar says, "Should have guessed, with a name like shiny hernia."


    (Newbie): Eventru says, "Err, wait. Wrong setting."


    (**********): Someone (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl, Shinyhernia."
  • EnyalidaEnyalida Nasty Woman, Sockpuppeteer to the Gods
    The envoy channel got pretty funny right about then.
  • RiviusRivius Your resident wolf puppy
    (Stormfish): Hiriako (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Squirrels are playing with my nuts!"

  • You tell Ur'Father Vathael d'Vanecu, the Benevolent, "Careful or I promise I'll title myself Ur'Momma."

    You will now be known as Ur'Momma Narynth Ysav'rai, by order of ur'Father Vathael d'Vanecu, the Benevolent.
  • EritheylEritheyl ** Trigger Warning **
    Sakr said:
    "worker130728"            a kephera worker
    "milestone27288"          a small milestone bearing the name "Xypher"
    "milestone18785"          a small milestone bearing the name "Sksez"
    "illithoid141551"         an illithoid slaver
    "worker124392"            a kephera worker
    "warrior13139"            a kephera warrior
    Number of objects: 6

    ...
    I don't get it?
    Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."

    -

    With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
  • Eritheyl said:
    Sakr said:
    "worker130728"            a kephera worker
    "milestone27288"          a small milestone bearing the name "Xypher"
    "milestone18785"          a small milestone bearing the name "Sksez"
    "illithoid141551"         an illithoid slaver
    "worker124392"            a kephera worker
    "warrior13139"            a kephera warrior
    Number of objects: 6

    ...
    I don't get it?
    How does a name like that get unnoticed?
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  • EnyalidaEnyalida Nasty Woman, Sockpuppeteer to the Gods
    Doesn't read like anything problematic to me. /shrug
  • Kipp, a rotund farmer exclaims, "May!"

    May, the farmer's wife exclaims, "Kipp!!!"

    May, the farmer's wife stares off into space.

    Kipp and May run into each other's arms, Kipp squeezing May tightly.

    Sheesh. Talk about being spacey!
    Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
  • May was just thinking about Fernando, her half-step-twin lover.
  • edited January 2013
    Malarious, The Tenebrous Wrath says, "I am used to being impaled, I think I can handle a bite."

    Found a gem here.
  • edited February 2019
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  • I was totally in the middle of writing something and then @Eliron distracted me, so in "revenge" I post this gem with no context.

    Eliron tells you, "//my hair transcends all relationship boundaries."

    .oO---~---Oo.

    "Perfect. Please move quickly to the next post, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the signature are not part of this test."

    NARF!

  • *person* prances about, enjoying one short day in the Amethyst City, bolstering his spirit damage by 6.

    I love this Ikon, because it references Wicked. Which I have much <3 for.
    Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
  • You sing the praises of the heroic exploits of the Voice of Baalphegar, recounting his many
    incredible adventures.
    The Voice of Baalphegar smiles at you condescendingly and pats your head.

    Interesting...
  • EritheylEritheyl ** Trigger Warning **
    Enyalida said:
    Doesn't read like anything problematic to me. /shrug
    YEAAAH, no idea what the supposed reference is here.
    Crumkane, Lord of Epicurean Delights says, "WAS IT INDEED ON FIRE, ERITHEYL."

    -

    With a deep reverb, Contemptible Sutekh says, "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL ENERGY, ERITHEYL."
  • QistrelQistrel the hemisemidemifink
    I suppose it might be a horrible mangling of sexy. But I doubt it.

  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    You sing the praises of the heroic exploits of the Voice of Baalphegar, recounting his many
    incredible adventures.
    The Voice of Baalphegar smiles at you condescendingly and pats your head.

    Interesting...
    If you analyze the Voice, you'll notice that his strength of will is impossible to judge, IE he can't be influenced.

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  • QistrelQistrel the hemisemidemifink
    Are all bard Voices like that? Is it a lore thing? (Voice of an Elder God, song of creation, etc.) Cause you can influence most guild tutors.

  • Qistrel said:
    Are all bard Voices like that? Is it a lore thing? (Voice of an Elder God, song of creation, etc.) Cause you can influence most guild tutors.
    Baalphegar is not a Voice.
  • QistrelQistrel the hemisemidemifink
    Oh. Oh, it's the odd Demon Lord that blinds you? Meh. I seem to be confused a lot lately.

  • COMMUNE PAY SHOP TAXES
    This is not a namby commune! Use CITY instead.


    Official proof that communes are namby. You heard it here first.
  • city privs
    You don't live in a stinking city! Use COMMUNE instead.

    Official proof that all cities stink.

  • The fun part is, even if you have a shop in a city but live in a commune, you still have to use COMMUNE. Which is awesome since I don't have to rewrite my shop-exit alias for every shop I own :D
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