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  • Luce said:
    American Tale?
    Nope!
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    edited August 2016
    There was a barber and his wife, and he was beautiful. A proper artist with a knife, but they transported him for life.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • Shaddus said:
    There was a barber and his wife, and he was beautiful. A proper artist with a knife, but they transported him for life.
    Sweeney Todd.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • Salome said:
    Luce said:
    American Tale?
    Nope!
    Les Mis?

    Avurekhos says, "Dylara's a PvP menace in my eyes, totes rekting face."

    The eye of Dylara materialises in your hands and flings itself around your neck, tightening incomprehensibly until it is irremovable.
    Perfectly clean, this eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of Dylara. It has been animated by some unusual force, constantly looking around itself as if in shock or fear. It is bathed in a light covering of white flames that roll endlessly over its surface. A single chain of empyreal metal pierces either side of the eye, allowing it to be worn around the neck.


  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia Game
    A boy scout resigns his troop and runs away with a violent adolescent girl who possesses sharp lefty scissors.
    Daraius said:
    "Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    Man with a simple driving job ends up busting a human trafficking affair. Involves some fairly smexy oil wrestling.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • Rancoura said:
    Man with a simple driving job ends up busting a human trafficking affair. Involves some fairly smexy oil wrestling.
    taxi?
    is dead like the dodo
  • Xeria said:
    Rancoura said:
    Man with a simple driving job ends up busting a human trafficking affair. Involves some fairly smexy oil wrestling.
    taxi?
    Transporter 1. Thank you @Rancoura, bless you.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    edited August 2016
    Nope! 

    Edit: This was directed to Xeria. Salome, you're correct! <3

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Man become a mouse's puppet.



  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    Ratatouille.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    Keanu Reeves outwits Lucifer. That is all.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • Constantine. Whoa.

    Tilda Swinton shows off how tan she isn't, this time, wearing gloves.

    #NoWireHangersEver

    Vive l'apostrophe!
  • edited August 2016
    Or is it the Advocate? :o

    He outwits lucifer quite a bit.

    Avurekhos says, "Dylara's a PvP menace in my eyes, totes rekting face."

    The eye of Dylara materialises in your hands and flings itself around your neck, tightening incomprehensibly until it is irremovable.
    Perfectly clean, this eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of Dylara. It has been animated by some unusual force, constantly looking around itself as if in shock or fear. It is bathed in a light covering of white flames that roll endlessly over its surface. A single chain of empyreal metal pierces either side of the eye, allowing it to be worn around the neck.


  • Dylara said:
    Or is it the Advocate? :o

    He outwits lucifer quite a bit.
    He's absolutely ageless. He has indeed outwitted the devil.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Lavinya said:
    Man become a mouse's puppet.

    Rancoura said:
    Ratatouille.
    Alternately, Mouse Hunt.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • A racoon, A tree, A space pirate, a giant and a courtesan assassin walk into a spaceport....
    is dead like the dodo
  • TremulaTremula Banished Quasiroyal
    Guardians of the Galaxy!

    Girl goes to conversion camp for gays not knowing she's gay. Finds out she is. Dante Brasco.
                          * * * WRACK AND ROLL AND DEATH AND PAIN * * *
                                         * * * LET'S FEEL THE FEAR OF DEATH AGAIN * * *
              * * * WE'LL KILL AND SLAUGHTER, EAT THE SLAIN * * *
      * * * IN RAVAGING WE'LL ENTERTAIN * * *

    Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
  • But I'm a Cheerleader!

    Tilda Swinton shows off how tan she isn't, this time, with a fabulous hat.
    #NoWireHangersEver

    Vive l'apostrophe!
  • Xeria said:
    A racoon, A tree, A space pirate, a giant and a courtesan assassin walk into a spaceport....
    No one talks to my friends like that. <.< (I love Drax)

    -

    Princess runs away, is voyeurised by two money-hungry men.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • Talan said:
    Tilda Swinton shows off how tan she isn't, this time, with a fabulous hat.
    marry poppins?
    is dead like the dodo
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Talan said:
    Tilda Swinton shows off how tan she isn't, this time, with a fabulous hat.
    Conceiving Ada?
  • Chronicles of Narnia. The other was Only Lovers Left Alive.

    A small town sheriff's corruption is exposed on the national stage, so he marries a known prostitute and becomes a state legislator.
    #NoWireHangersEver

    Vive l'apostrophe!
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    It's not easy being green-thumbed.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    edited September 2016
    Dreamweavers. Sort of. They're more referred to as architects.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    Your life is a lie and you're pretty much just robot food.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • Rancoura said:
    Dreamweavers. Sort of. They're more referred to as architects.
    Inception.

    Rancoura said:
    Your life is a lie and you're pretty much just robot food.

    The Matrix.

    Boy graduates from college, and instead of entering the job market he goes on a wild adventure across the country. Unfortunately he doesn't come back.

  • Into the wild?
  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia Game
    Man's wife goes missing. Wife enjoys this a little too much.
    Daraius said:
    "Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
  • Arix said:
    Into the wild?
    Very good!

    Sylandra said:
    Man's wife goes missing. Wife enjoys this a little too much.

    Gone Girl (such a great movie!)

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