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  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia Game
    Mother knows best, especially when she tells you to become a glamorous stripper. Songs included.
    Daraius said:
    "Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
  • Evil witch passive aggressively asks implies a child is ugly, before tricking said child into a long and dangerous journey to kill another witch for her before sending her home.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Sooooome-wheeeeere ooooooover the rainbow.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Possessed Professor plans to pilfer potent piece of power. Puppetmaster presses professor to profane point palamino. Prodigy proceeds to purportedly pound professor prodigiously, prestidigitating past protections placed preemptively per parental platitudes.
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    Luce said:
    Possessed Professor plans to pilfer potent piece of power. Puppetmaster presses professor to profane point palamino. Prodigy proceeds to purportedly pound professor prodigiously, prestidigitating past protections placed preemptively per parental platitudes.
    I have to applaud you for that one. 



    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • Abusive parent-child relationship set to old folk story.

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  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Tangled?
  • Porcine breaking and entering, the toothfairy, and a nanny with white in her hair.

  • edited September 2016
    That BBC production of Hogfather?
    #NoWireHangersEver

    Vive l'apostrophe!
  • Talan said:
    That BBC production of Hogfather?
    Yassssss

  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Technically counts...

    Faust, but with more dolls and less German.
  • Half of one actors screentime is shirtless to appeal to teen female demographic. Sparkles.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Luce said:
    Lavinya said:
    Luce said:
    A would-be assassin embellishes the truth, and everyone loves him for it.
    Shark Tale? XD
    Nope.

    For a hint, and another movie: Multi-dimensional Highlander.

    Respectively, these were Hero and The One
  • Cars. Explosions everywhere. Michael Bay.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Transformers?
  • edited September 2016
    2 Men. One, Big Kahuma Sprite Cup. Pulp Fiction.  @Ankalagon
    Moon Priestess Ridien says, "The blood of an animal, however, can also be a tool. Consider fetishes -
    - efficient, powerful tools created by ecologists. It is exactly as Kendra says -- a tool of bones 
    and blood that has been magnified, changed, enchanted. Made into a tool."
  • I think you could have left out explosions, that's expected from him...
    Your numbers today are:
  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    If you scream, you get a case of "ghost-got-your-tongue", leaving you quite speechless.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Middling remake of a beloved soap opera that serves as yet another Burton/Depp love affair.
  • Talan said:
    Chronicles of Narnia. The other was Only Lovers Left Alive.

    A small town sheriff's corruption is exposed on the national stage, so he marries a known prostitute and becomes a state legislator.
    Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?

    I have some:

    The Chosen One is informed that her menstrual cramps will help her defeat the dark forces.

    Bumbling young man discovers a new way to feed a plant. Things get out of hand.

    Biracial man holds a serious grudge against one half of his heritage, despite it making him pretty good with a sword.

    Adopted kid grows up to find his birth parents, learns a few neat tricks, and gains quite a following when he returns to his hometown.

    Government agent has serious issues adjusting to modern times, but somehow gets the job done despite being constantly sidetracked by his libido.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Reyqae said:
    Talan said:
    Chronicles of Narnia. The other was Only Lovers Left Alive.

    A small town sheriff's corruption is exposed on the national stage, so he marries a known prostitute and becomes a state legislator.
    Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?

    I have some:

    Bumbling young man discovers a new way to feed a plant. Things get out of hand. - Little Shop of Horrors

    Government agent has serious issues adjusting to modern times, but somehow gets the job done despite being constantly sidetracked by his libido. Austin Powers

  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Young man is talked into killing his father by large frog.
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  • edited January 2017
    Reyqae said:
    Talan said:
    A small town sheriff's corruption is exposed on the national stage, so he marries a known prostitute and becomes a state legislator.
    Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?

    Yes!


    The Chosen One is informed that her menstrual cramps will help her defeat the dark forces.
      -Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    Biracial man holds a serious grudge against one half of his heritage, despite it making him pretty good with a sword.
     -Blade

    ???


    #NoWireHangersEver

    Vive l'apostrophe!
  • Luce said:


    Bumbling young man discovers a new way to feed a plant. Things get out of hand. - Little Shop of Horrors

    Government agent has serious issues adjusting to modern times, but somehow gets the job done despite being constantly sidetracked by his libido. Austin Powers

    Yes!
  • Talan said:


    The Chosen One is informed that her menstrual cramps will help her defeat the dark forces.
      -Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    Biracial man holds a serious grudge against one half of his heritage, despite it making him pretty good with a sword.
     -Blade

    ???

    Yes! Woo!


  • Shaddus said:
    Young man is talked into killing his father by large frog.
    ... Star Wars?
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  • Crazy man lures children to his home with offer of sweets/chocolate, and then kills them all- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. 
    Moon Priestess Ridien says, "The blood of an animal, however, can also be a tool. Consider fetishes -
    - efficient, powerful tools created by ecologists. It is exactly as Kendra says -- a tool of bones 
    and blood that has been magnified, changed, enchanted. Made into a tool."
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