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  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Daraius said:
    That one's for Lavinya. I'm going to go sit in the corner for a while.
    Urge to thwap with a rolled up newspaper rising.



  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    edited February 2016

    Daraius said:
    That one's for Lavinya. I'm going to go sit in the corner for a while.
    Hmph!  One of the last two pieces I needed, at that.  /losewings

    Edit: Yes, definite urge to thwap with newspaper.  For a different reason.
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  • LaxinovaLaxinova
    Want me to adopt you?
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Do you have 20 credits?



  • KaalakKaalak
    edited February 2016
    Celina said:
    I posted this on pastebin

    Let me show you this pastebin
  • SalomeSalome
    Let me check your word count.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • SylandraSylandra Join Queue for Mafia Games The Last Mafia Game
    Hold up, forum mafia updated.
    Daraius said:
    "Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
  • KaalakKaalak
    Here's my gem. Open wide!
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Have you seen Maylea's fulcrux?



  • LaxinovaLaxinova
    Are you a Shaddus alt?
  • ChirboChirbo
    I want to post some pastebin things I've seen
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  • ChirboChirbo
    Best says are in pastebin
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  • RancouraRancoura the Last Nightwreathed Queen Canada
    I am obsessed with pastebin.

    Tonight amidst the mountaintops
    And endless starless night
    Singing how the wind was lost
    Before an earthly flight

  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.
    Rustle rustle rustle rustle rustle
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  • KaalakKaalak
    Right here. In the swamp.
  • PhoebusPhoebus tu fui, ego eris. Circumstances
    Get out of my swamp.
  • AlaksanteriAlaksanteri
    edited March 2018
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  • KaalakKaalak
    edited February 2016
    Celina said:
    Rustle rustle rustle rustle rustle
    What is this a reference to?

    Edit: Explained by the wise. Well played Celina. 
  • NienlaNienla
    Let me shadowdance choke you.
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Just pretend we're not related.



  • KaalakKaalak
    Falmiis said:
    I was born a d'Cente
    And you are my mom
  • ArixArix
    Would you sign this contract?
  • FalaeronFalaeron Jolteon
    Arix said:
    Would you sign this contract?
    That's basically how Ilian and Falmiis got together in the first place tbh.
  • ChirboChirbo
    Arix said:
    Would you sign this contract?
    b&
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  • FalaeronFalaeron Jolteon
    I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier:

    I am d'Cente. Are you?
  • ChirboChirbo
    Falmiis said:
    I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier:

    I am d'Cente. Are you?
    makes the date
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  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spot
    Lemme write my naked desc.
    I used to make cakes.

    Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
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