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Ruin a Date in Five Words Lusternia Edition

AlicAlic
edited August 2015 in The Funnies
In five words ruin a date in lusternia!


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  • AlicAlic
    "I'm a trill with hair."

  • GuennieGuennie
    "Hi, my name is Alic."   :-\"
  • AlicAlic
    /BREAK ENGAGEMENT

  • SedanasSedanas
    Taint is not an STD!

  • AlicAlic
    If you're Illuminati: Wanna see my perfect flesh?

  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    My plague is in remission.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • TridemonTridemon
    Baby, Aquamancers get everyone wet.
    I'm Lucidian. If I don't get pedantic every so often, I might explode.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Wanna feel my thunder, bird?
  • AlicAlic
    Nothing matters but Glomdoring, scrub.

  • AlicAlic
    edited August 2015
    Luce said:
    It's only 200 years' difference.
    Six words!

    It's
    Only
    Two
    Hundred
    Years'
    Difference



  • AlicAlic
    So, my manse or yours?

  • VetalaVetala
    A condom? What's that do?
  • AlicAlic
    i don't think we have condoms

  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spot
    Alic said:
    i don't think we have condoms
    Six words!!
    I used to make cakes.

    Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
  • AlicAlic
    In reference to Vetala

  • AlicAlic
    "I am a Hallifax Loboshigaru."

  • AlicAlic
    Pow pow

  • RiviusRivius Your resident wolf puppy
    My genie bottle spews flax
  • SalomeSalome
    edited August 2015
    My hand recently got chopped off.
    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • SalomeSalome
    Salome said:
    My hand recently got chopped off.

    I'm from the Dynasty Nightshade.

    The apple is cold, crisp, and sour as the juices fill your mouth. As you consume the fruit, you glimpse, for a moment, a massive, shadowy figure, Her snow-white hair framing a perfect, icy-eyed visage. Beneath you, a vast, perfect web of silken strands lies - and, for a moment, you realize that you too are part of it, weaver and strand both - and home.
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Incest is the noble way.



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