so.. random newbie keeps coming and learning from me.. I totally confuse everyone around me after he leaves stating my confusion on the matter. Happens again a short time later.
You tell Urth Terrian, Instrument of the Fates, "// you do know I am not an NPC right?"
Terrian tells you, "//no."
I'm sorry @Terrian but this made me giggle so much.
The soft, hollow voice of Nocht, the Silent resounds within your mind as His words echo through the aether, "Congratulations, Arimisia. Your mastery of vermin cannot be disputed."
Surprised no one put up all the deaths. Added a little treat too
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Drill Sergeant Shango D'Cente shouts, "Please tell me you did not attack him..."
Drill Sergeant Shango D'Cente shouts, "Tree people are so strange."
(Magnagora): Shango (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "For those that missed why I was shouting and didn't have deathsight up...Ironbeard has taught Cocidius a memorable lesson about being greedy."
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
(Magnagora): Zeleni (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Smooth."
(Magnagora): Shango (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Twice now."
(Magnagora): Shango (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "To note."
(Magnagora): Shango (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Different locations, so either Ironbeard's truly on a mission, or Cocidius is a bit greener than usual for a druid."
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
(Magnagora): Shango (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And a third time."
(Magnagora): Rendal (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wonder if its an attack on sight enemy status?"
(Magnagora): Dahlla (from the Realms of the Domoth) says, "You'd think they'd leave then."
(Magnagora): Zarialle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Instant death perhaps?"
Yarou has been torn to shreds by a delicious gingerbread man. You see the death occur at molasses falls. (9889) From your knowledge, that room is in Crumkindivia.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
[Covenant] (Cacophony): Zarialle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yarou."
[Covenant] (Cacophony): Yarou (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes?"
[Covenant] (Cacophony): Zarialle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Eat gingerbread, do not let them stab you."
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
[Covenant] (Cacophony): Zeleni (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sage advice, Aois-Dana."
[Covenant] (Cacophony): Yarou (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes'm."
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Druid Cocidius De'Validus of the Sacred Grove shouts, "IRONBEARD! I'm comin' fo dat ass and YOU are gon PAY what you OWE!!"
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead. You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...) From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Amidst the jing-jing-jingling of bells, small portals open up over the Basin of Life, out of which float down chubby little gnomes in red suits that are frantically altering their flight paths to avoid Cocidius' Solstice Slaying.
<some time later>
(Magnagora): Miralona (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So why is Cocidius in the city."
(Magnagora): Miralona (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh, rogue now."
I guess we found the Lusternia Solstice Grinch then.
Because it's criminal to have tattoos that nobody will see because they're in a covered body slot, especially when @Sylandra did the designing:
"Sprawling across the back in inked tendrils of coiling black smoke, an extinguished Flame of Glinshari stands here as a testament to a cemetery of tortured and mangled fae. The Flame itself is but a slab of grey granite, smoothed and indented to resemble a rounded basin from which its sacred blue flames ought to reside; alas, its fires have long been left snuffed and desolate, limning the depths of the basin with ash. Surrounding it are the gruesome remains of a fae massacre, with wing- shredded corpses of once-carefree pixies, limbless pigwideons, and several squashed willowisps all butchered in the midst of what seems to have been a rudely interrupted tea party, if the smashed cups nearby are any indication. When viewed in its entirety, each lifeless body has been situated to achieve the greater design of a pentagram, with each fae corpse connected by a line of oozing scarlet blood. The desecrated Flame of Glinshari serves as the pentagram's sacrilegious centre, painted red with blasphemous hieroglyphs."
Not actually sure what the flame's significance is besides that it looked like a Seren holy site.
Any sufficiently advanced pun is indistinguishable from comedy.
It keeps Hart alive. To Snuff you need to raid EtheSeren and kill hte thee Avatars of of Moon. Each is a Supermob similar to a Demonlord/Supernal. Then you give their corpses to Glom(you didn't aid EtherSeren without Glom right?). Then you have to keep seren from gatheing essence/fae while the flame dies(it has 5000+ flames in it these days, so , gonna take a while.)
Then another raid to kill Hart, who's even tougher than the Moon Avatars.
But, once he dead, don't worry, it will take them all of a few hours work at most to ressurect him, Yeah!
If you eat that cookie, cuttlefish come out of your throat...
As you take a bite of a cookie shaped like a cuttlefish, you are struck by its exquisite taste and texture. You finish the dessert in a second bite. A few moments later, your stomach flutters oddly before suddenly a swarm of tiny cuttlefish painfully erupts from your throat.
You all get one more god quote. The other party shall remain anonymous for their protection. Note: I did not start this.
You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "Hey, do you know what the best guild is?" You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "Geomancers."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "They rock."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "*flee*."Ieptix tells you, "They're not really that awesome. They don't even do anything. They live a totally sedimentary lifestyle."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "You don't need to be so crusty about it."Ieptix tells you, "My opinion on them is not metamorphic, and so you'll not convince me otherwise."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "Igneous my words are falling on deaf ears ."Ieptix tells you, "It's okay. Some day they'll learn their place in the world and gravel at the feet of [wouldn't you silly mortals like to know]."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "Boulderdash!"Ieptix tells you, "Just ask [wouldn't you silly mortals like to know]. Shale tell you the same."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "You seem to take their deference for granite."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "[wouldn't you silly mortals like to know] will get the chance to marble at the glory of the Taint soon enough."Ieptix tells you, "Soil continue to consider them inferior to the powers of [wouldn't you silly mortals like to know]."
Ieptix tells you, "They'll be petrified by the astounding powers of [wouldn't you silly mortals like to know]."
You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "You keep your mantle of superiority."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "I'll chalk it up to stubbornness."Ieptix tells you, "It is the core of my self esteem."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "As lavaly as it has been chatting with you, I feel I've been a bit too magmanimous in offering you a chance to counterargue."Ieptix tells you, "Are my retorts simply too much of a basalt upon your poor premises for you?"You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "Don't be obsidian."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "Eh, that was reaching."Ieptix tells you, "Schist was definitely a stretch."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "Not really gneiss of you."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "Of quartz my geological resources aren't infinite, either."Ieptix tells you, "I suppose you could simply try pumicing me with attacks on my moral character, ignoring my merits of argument."Ieptix tells you, "In the end it's not going to amount to much more than slinging mud, though."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "I much prefer feldsparring on even terms, though."Ieptix tells you, "It's a bit slate to be trying to call for a fair fight."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "I propose halite reprieve, then."Ieptix tells you, "That seems the most reasonable course, lest we get subducted into something as base as stoning each other."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "I commend you on your ability to remain coal and collected, sir."Ieptix tells you, "And thus we are able to maintain our plutonic friendship, not needing to become enemies. I can't lime, I do find this preferable."
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
XXXXX Piece Princess Marionette None Circlet Of A Princess Mario
I wonder if the rest of this curio is in another castle.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
Grand Cenobite Krackenor d'Murani says, "Mister? I do not answer to 'Mister'! If you must use a title, Your Grand Excellency will do."
honours paxhos
Pupil Paxhos (Male Illithoid). He is 18 years old, having been born on the 13th of Dvarsh, 412 years after the Coming of Estarra. He is unranked in Lusternia. He is an extremely credible character. He is a Serf in the Grand Dominion of Magnagora. He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers. He is a graduate of the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research (honours). He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence. He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might. He is not currently active in any family.
Softly, a tinge of olive flushing his cheekbones, Pupil Paxhos says, "I'm sorry, Your Grand Excellency..."
Dryly, Grand Cenobite Krackenor d'Murani says, "Much better."
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
An illithoid reaver says, "My chain waits upon Magnagora's need."
Lord Fist Arcanis De'Unnero, Chosen of Wrath says, "GOOD NIL."
You say, "Save me."
You whine pitifully.
Lord Fist Arcanis De'Unnero, Chosen of Wrath says, "WOMAN."
A green parakeet says, "Birdy wanna cracker! Birdy wanna cracker."
Lord Fist Arcanis De'Unnero, Chosen of Wrath says, "You have a drinking problem."
[spoiler]The following beings are in your entourage: A fat, brown mare with grey wings#121491, a curious young kitten#135930, a green parakeet#206876, a green parakeet#212134, a frisky puppy#218704, a curious young kitten#220225, a green parakeet#224405, a hamster in a cage-wheel#224769, a curious young kitten#224828, a snappy alligator hatchling#225091, a snappy alligator hatchling#230922, a snappy alligator hatchling#231562, a snappy alligator hatchling#107307, a hamster in a cage-wheel#214973, a green parakeet#218659, a frisky puppy#224672, a frisky puppy#235771, a frisky puppy#182419, a hamster in a cage-wheel#235802, a snappy alligator hatchling#121891, a hamster in a cage-wheel#147999, a green parakeet#145699, a hamster in a cage-wheel#182924, a hamster in a cage-wheel#183373, a hamster in a cage-wheel#193447, a snappy alligator hatchling#210451, a frisky puppy#212289, a green parakeet#217810, a green parakeet#36889, a frisky puppy#68493, a snappy alligator hatchling#81393, a green parakeet#206564, a snappy alligator hatchling#208503, a curious young kitten#216380, a green parakeet#225153, a frisky puppy#234144, a green parakeet#234246, a frisky puppy#236408, a snappy alligator hatchling#236409, a hamster in a cage-wheel#236410, a snappy alligator hatchling#236431, a frisky puppy#236433, a frisky puppy#236438, a hamster in a cage-wheel#236519, a green parakeet#236520, a hamster in a cage-wheel#236524, a hamster in a cage-wheel#236298, a frisky puppy#236299, a green parakeet#236325, a snappy alligator hatchling#236352, a snappy alligator hatchling#236371, a green parakeet#236392, a hamster in a cage-wheel#236440, a hamster in a cage-wheel#236473, a snappy alligator hatchling#236474, a curious young kitten#236575, a hamster in a cage-wheel#236578, a snappy alligator hatchling#236616, a snappy alligator hatchling#236594, a curious young kitten#236826, a green parakeet#236827, a snappy alligator hatchling#236854, a curious young kitten#236856, a hamster in a cage-wheel#236858.[/spoiler]
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Influenced it nice and quick >_>
You tell Urth Terrian, Instrument of the Fates, "// you do know I am not an NPC right?"
Terrian tells you, "//no."
I'm sorry @Terrian but this made me giggle so much.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Drill Sergeant Shango D'Cente shouts, "Please tell me you did not attack him..."
Drill Sergeant Shango D'Cente shouts, "Tree people are so strange."
(Magnagora): Shango (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "For those that missed why I was shouting
and didn't have deathsight up...Ironbeard has taught Cocidius a memorable lesson about being greedy."
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
(Magnagora): Zeleni (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Smooth."
(Magnagora): Shango (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Twice now."
(Magnagora): Shango (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "To note."
(Magnagora): Shango (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Different locations, so either
Ironbeard's truly on a mission, or Cocidius is a bit greener than usual for a druid."
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
(Magnagora): Shango (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And a third time."
(Magnagora): Rendal (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wonder if its an attack on sight enemy
status?"
(Magnagora): Dahlla (from the Realms of the Domoth) says, "You'd think they'd leave then."
(Magnagora): Zarialle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Instant death perhaps?"
Yarou has been torn to shreds by a delicious gingerbread man.
You see the death occur at molasses falls. (9889)
From your knowledge, that room is in Crumkindivia.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
[Covenant] (Cacophony): Zarialle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yarou."
[Covenant] (Cacophony): Yarou (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes?"
[Covenant] (Cacophony): Zarialle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Eat gingerbread, do not let
them stab you."
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
[Covenant] (Cacophony): Zeleni (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sage advice, Aois-Dana."
[Covenant] (Cacophony): Yarou (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes'm."
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Druid Cocidius De'Validus of the Sacred Grove shouts, "IRONBEARD! I'm comin' fo dat ass and YOU are
gon PAY what you OWE!!"
Conductress Zeleni Tsvet n'Lochli shouts, "Kinky."
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Ironbeard is out of gifts and has given Cocidius death instead.
You see the death occur at Great Southern Highway adjacent to Glomdoring Forest. (362, 356, 364, ...)
From your knowledge, that room might be in Great Southern Highway.
Amidst the jing-jing-jingling of bells, small portals open up over the Basin of Life, out of which
float down chubby little gnomes in red suits that are frantically altering their flight paths to
avoid Cocidius' Solstice Slaying.
<some time later>
(Magnagora): Miralona (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So why is Cocidius in the city."
(Magnagora): Miralona (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh, rogue now."
I guess we found the Lusternia Solstice Grinch then.
"Sprawling across the back in inked tendrils of coiling black smoke, an extinguished Flame of
Glinshari stands here as a testament to a cemetery of tortured and mangled fae. The Flame itself is
but a slab of grey granite, smoothed and indented to resemble a rounded basin from which its sacred
blue flames ought to reside; alas, its fires have long been left snuffed and desolate, limning the
depths of the basin with ash. Surrounding it are the gruesome remains of a fae massacre, with wing-
shredded corpses of once-carefree pixies, limbless pigwideons, and several squashed willowisps all
butchered in the midst of what seems to have been a rudely interrupted tea party, if the smashed
cups nearby are any indication. When viewed in its entirety, each lifeless body has been situated to
achieve the greater design of a pentagram, with each fae corpse connected by a line of oozing
scarlet blood. The desecrated Flame of Glinshari serves as the pentagram's sacrilegious centre,
painted red with blasphemous hieroglyphs."
Not actually sure what the flame's significance is besides that it looked like a Seren holy site.
It's easier.
As you take a bite of a cookie shaped like a cuttlefish, you are struck by its exquisite taste and texture. You finish the dessert in a second bite. A few moments later, your stomach flutters oddly before suddenly a swarm of tiny cuttlefish painfully erupts from your throat.
You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "Geomancers."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "They rock."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "*flee*."Ieptix tells you, "They're not really that awesome. They don't even do anything. They live a totally sedimentary lifestyle."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "You don't need to be so crusty about it."Ieptix tells you, "My opinion on them is not metamorphic, and so you'll not convince me otherwise."You tell Ieptix the Anomaly, "Igneous my words are falling on deaf ears
Sorry Seren.Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."
I wonder if the rest of this curio is in another castle.
awake."
19) 2015/12/25 16:39:09 - Krackenor: "This watch, for example."
20) 2015/12/25 16:41:03 - Vladimere: "I agree."
Oh Krackenor...
title, Your Grand Excellency will do."
honours paxhos
Pupil Paxhos (Male Illithoid).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 13th of Dvarsh, 412 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Serf in the Grand Dominion of Magnagora.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research (honours).
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Softly, a tinge of olive flushing his cheekbones, Pupil Paxhos says, "I'm sorry, Your Grand
Excellency..."
Dryly, Grand Cenobite Krackenor d'Murani says, "Much better."
Oh Krackenor..
Because getting misses is always fun. But I still can't figure out what this miss was actually meant for.