Don't know if this counts as self-quoting but... too funny not to share. -------------------
Xeria Tarsuhl says to Aeral, "That, the invaders have taken over. Hallifax is no more."
Argent moonlight pierces the blue glow of the Flame of dae'Seren upon Avurekhos, enshrouding him momentarily in a silver mantle.
A golden sheen ripples across the skies as Aelish, the Creator intones, "Your minds are addled, mortals, disregard the voices you hear. All is well in My New World Order."
Saleo raises an eyebrow at Falmiis.
Regular Essentia Pavok, Gypsy Mercenary says to Falmiis, "They called Portius foolish."
I would still teach someone on an alt, it's just that this particular one just happened to show up after I thought the Gail joke was done, and my reaction was mostly a 'Really? REALLY?" and I may have overreacted
(Envoys): Celina of the Pyromancers says, "So start jacking."
Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
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SylandraJoin Queue for Mafia GamesThe Last Mafia Game
"Oh yeah, you're a naughty mayor, aren't you? Misfile that Form MA631-D. Comptroller Shevat's got a nice gemstone disc for you, but yer gonna have to beg for it."
You take several quick puffs from the Tacky Pipe of the Silent Stag, causing a cloud of scintillating rainbow smoke to emerge from the bowl, obscuring the pipe. When the smoke clears, you find the Boring Pipe of the Loyal Pigeon in your hands.
This is the most Hallifaxian thing I've ever created.
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EveriineWise Old Swordsbird / BrontaurIndianapolis, IN, USA
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives. With a crooked grin, Ironbeard the Magnanimous gushes, "Because it's a special time. A special celebration, Everiine!" Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a present wrapped in pumpkin paper!
Gabriella Talnara, Blossoming Hope says, "Especially if it throws you - oooh."
Gabriella Talnara, Blossoming Hope says, "What'd you get big brother?"
Utterly entranced, Kyair emits a long "Ooooh."
With a sudden look of concentration, Ironbeard the Magnanimous smiles a crooked smile, rubs his ample stomach, and fades to nothingness, followed by the sound of a distant belch.
You blink.
You say, "Ironbeard never visits me..."
You quickly unwrap a present wrapped in pumpkin paper, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly store 64 poultry in your rift. You've unwrapped a STANDARD present! Type PRESENTS to see your Gift Counter.
Gabriella Talnara, Blossoming Hope looks skeptical and says, "He did now."
Gabriella gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
Gabriella rolls on the floor, laughing.
Gabriella doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes.
Kyair sniggers evilly.
Between bouts of laughter, Gabriella Talnara, Blossoming Hope says, "He - he gave you CHICKEN. And you're a TRILL. A bird brain, my beloved brother -."
Gabriella doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes.
You bop Gabriella on the head.
DAMNIT IRONBEARD
Everiine is a man, and is very manly. This MAN before you is so manly you might as well just gender bend right now, cause he's the manliest man that you ever did see. His manly shape has spurned many women and girlyer men to boughs of fainting. He stands before you in a manly manerific typical man-like outfit which is covered in his manly motto: "I am a man!"
Daraius said: You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better.
l camus He is a radiant immortal and is enveloped in a hot semi-hard pulsating cocoon. With each pulse, a magma-like substance is pumped out into his veins, which illuminates the shell in a manner strikingly similar to the Eternal Flame, and reveals the slumbering creature within the cocoon. Soon after, the intravenous magma and light fades again. Each pulse is accompanied by a small wave of heat, and the sound of a heartbeat. He is wearing a chitinous shell.
Overwhelmed by a flood of toxic energy, Lord Fist Arcanis De'Unnero, Chosen of Wrath has succumbed to the zingavium-forged Sulfurous Spear of Abyssal Torment. You see the death occur at centre of the Necropolis.
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Cyndarinused Flamethrower! It was super effective.
An emerald spark winks into life before you with a malignant hiss before swelling into a viridescent burst of flame. As the tongues of fire dissipate, a crackling parchment letter sealed with an Ouroboros drops into your hands, still smoking.
You read what is written on a crackling parchment letter sealed with an Ouroboros:
We do not approve of your distance to Us, but your offerings are yet
Amidst the jingling of bells, small portals open up over the Basin of Life, out of which float down chubby little gnomes in red suits.
(Celest): You say, "I wonder if there are ever gnomes who are conscripted into Solstice service that don't want to do it." (Celest): You say, "So, when they're to jump through their Portals to come meet us, they let out a final cry, "Gnoooooooo!!!""
Kalliste bestows her cityfavour upon you. 2015/12/23 04:36:49 - Kalliste cityfavoured Havastus for: Regaling the citizens with a joke, albeit perhaps a terrible one.
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Don't know if this counts as self-quoting but... too funny not to share.
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Xeria Tarsuhl says to Aeral, "That, the invaders have taken over. Hallifax is no
more."
Argent moonlight pierces the blue glow of the Flame of dae'Seren upon Avurekhos,
enshrouding him momentarily in a silver mantle.
A golden sheen ripples across the skies as Aelish, the Creator intones, "Your
minds are addled, mortals, disregard the voices you hear. All is well in My New
World Order."
Saleo raises an eyebrow at Falmiis.
Regular Essentia Pavok, Gypsy Mercenary says to Falmiis, "They called Portius
foolish."
Regular Essentia Pavok, Gypsy Mercenary says, "Big difference."
Aeral inclines her head politely to those around her.
You see Xeria Tarsuhl shout, "By my fanny it is! you're still here!"
Air Neophyte Falmiis, Gypsy Whirlwind says, "It sounded like it extended to
everyone."
You say, "As long as my mandala shines, there's a Hallifax and a Collective."
The spires of Hallifax crackle with energy as it flows out of the generators and throughout the city.
Falmiis shrugs helplessly.
You say, "See?"
The Thousandfold's Paintbrush, Chirbo the Beloved says, "Bye Xeria."
Malach, the snowy liger cub gently places one paw before the other, bowing with
amazing grace for such a creature.
Marshall Avurekhos Yfae'dren, Wrath of the Silver Trinity says, "And
generators."
Marshall Avurekhos Yfae'dren, Wrath of the Silver Trinity says, "Clearly."
You giggle happily.
Marshall Avurekhos Yfae'dren, Wrath of the Silver Trinity asks you, "Are you
sure you aren't a witch?"
I'm a consent-based roleplayer! Kindly ask first, and I will return the favour. Open to developing tinyplots.
Atlantis is my client of choice! (Guide)
So THAT'S how they always have so much gold!
Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile
about himself as he arrives.
With a crooked grin, Ironbeard the Magnanimous gushes, "Because it's a special time. A special
celebration, Everiine!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a present wrapped in pumpkin paper!
Gabriella Talnara, Blossoming Hope says, "Especially if it throws you - oooh."
Gabriella Talnara, Blossoming Hope says, "What'd you get big brother?"
Utterly entranced, Kyair emits a long "Ooooh."
With a sudden look of concentration, Ironbeard the Magnanimous smiles a crooked smile, rubs his
ample stomach, and fades to nothingness, followed by the sound of a distant belch.
You blink.
You say, "Ironbeard never visits me..."
You quickly unwrap a present wrapped in pumpkin paper, which sprays glittering silver dust and
cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly store 64 poultry in your rift.
You've unwrapped a STANDARD present! Type PRESENTS to see your Gift Counter.
Gabriella Talnara, Blossoming Hope looks skeptical and says, "He did now."
Gabriella gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
Gabriella rolls on the floor, laughing.
Gabriella doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes.
Kyair sniggers evilly.
Between bouts of laughter, Gabriella Talnara, Blossoming Hope says, "He - he gave you CHICKEN. And
you're a TRILL. A bird brain, my beloved brother -."
Gabriella doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from her eyes.
You bop Gabriella on the head.
DAMNIT IRONBEARD
l camus
He is a radiant immortal and is enveloped in a hot semi-hard pulsating cocoon. With each pulse, a magma-like substance is pumped out into his veins, which illuminates the shell in a manner strikingly similar to the Eternal Flame, and reveals the slumbering creature within the cocoon. Soon after, the intravenous magma and light fades again. Each pulse is accompanied by a small wave of heat, and the sound of a heartbeat. He is wearing a chitinous shell.
Overwhelmed by a flood of toxic energy, Lord Fist Arcanis De'Unnero, Chosen of Wrath has succumbed to the zingavium-forged Sulfurous Spear of Abyssal Torment.
You see the death occur at centre of the Necropolis.
Well then...
Amidst the jingling of bells, small portals open up over the Basin of Life, out of which float down
chubby little gnomes in red suits.
(Celest): You say, "I wonder if there are ever gnomes who are conscripted into Solstice service that don't want to do it."
(Celest): You say, "So, when they're to jump through their Portals to come meet us, they let out a final cry, "Gnoooooooo!!!""
Kalliste bestows her cityfavour upon you.
2015/12/23 04:36:49 - Kalliste cityfavoured Havastus for: Regaling the citizens with a joke, albeit perhaps a terrible one.
Ixion tells you, "// I don't think anyone else had a clue, amazing form."