QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

Talan

Morkarion said:

Talan said:

Caerlyr said:

What was? Morkarion killing noncoms with destruction? Say it aint so!

To be fair, Morkarion kills everyone with destruction.

I object!

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a dark cross katana down upon Talan. You hack through her
neck like it's butter, and her head goes flying through the air.
Talan's severed head lands on the ground with a thud and rolls around like a top.
You have slain Talan.


I'm not just a walking pyromaniac. *huff* 

Wow. I must have missed that in spam. I honestly thought all those katanas were just for show and to supply the clankety clank for your enter msg.

Karlach

I rarely get time to decapitate in group fights, that was when I caught you alone earlier on, in large groups, min max'd Destruction is just too effective.

Especially with so many fire vulnerable races.

Talan

Morkarion said:

I rarely get time to decapitate in group fights, that was when I caught you alone earlier on, in large groups, min max'd Destruction is just too effective.

Especially with so many fire vulnerable races.

Whatever you say man.

Elanorwen

Morkarion said:

I rarely get time to decapitate in group fights, that was when I caught you alone earlier on, in large groups, min max'd Destruction is just too effective.

Especially with so many fire vulnerable races.

Easy solution... revamp destro to be without a source (I.e. not affected by stats) and to be unblockable damage (So it does the same amount to everyone)

Cyndarin

OR don't be a fire vulnerable race if you hate it so much.

Elanorwen

Celina said:

OR don't be a fire vulnerable race if you hate it so much.

Have over 30% fire resist. Am not a fire vulnerable race... I'm actually a fire resistant race... and it still hits me for over 2k... I'd say that definitely needs looking at. Anyways, kind of straying a bit far off-topic, so I'll stop here.

Cyndarin

edit: I suppose I should make it a post about quotes.

"People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining." -Stephen Hawking

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain." -Maya Angelou

Caerlyr

Elfen Cantor with guardianangel, illusoryself and 35DMP to fire ftw. Destro me all you like

Karlach

On topic funny quote:

Caerlyr said:

What was? Morkarion killing noncoms with destruction? Say it aint so!

Draylor making sarcastic comments about damage killing noncoms. Priceless.


Now that this post has on topic relevancy... 

30% dmp is countered by just as much offencive dmp+magic rune+fireforte+ 21 int scaling and sensitivity (and yes I watch for cures. People rarely do.) means you're going to get hurt. Especially if the person doing destro holds war domoth. Ultimately it's route one for the south to damage kill, the mechanics support it in several ways. Similar to how the north can blanket down aeon hell. 

Reason it doesn't work so well the other way? Not sure how well Kelly min maxes but her InquiDestro combine isn't as potent, and most of us max out our fire dmp.

Enyalida

Just one of those reasons to avoid Wildewood >_>

Elanorwen

Enyalida said:

Just one of those reasons to avoid Wildewood any race with fire weakness >_>

Fixed that for you.

Cyndarin

I am a mugwump. Still rocked group combat. Argument invalid.

Eritheyl

(InSaNe At ThE fLaMe): Parua says, "Horn."

(InSaNe At ThE fLaMe): Synkarin says, "Knee."

(InSaNe At ThE fLaMe): Synkarin says, "Haha GET IT!"

Shaddus

Celina said:

I am a shadowdancer. Still rocked group combat. Argument invalid.

QFT.

Caerlyr

(Stormfish): Avurekhos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "YOU BETTER NOT BE, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! I WILL GORE YOU IN THE BUTT SO HARD YOU WILL ENJOY IT!"


:x Avu.

Zouviqil

With a loud yet playful whistle, a mechanical dirigible comes puttering in on 

currents of air, its metallic claw grasping a bloody eyeball, which it quickly 

deposits in your hands.

Covered in blood, the eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of some poor 

fool. The stalk of nerves is still attached to it, lending it an even more 

gruesome appearance.

It has 1 months of usefulness left.

It is strangely weightless.

It bears the distinctive mark of Hiriako Myeras, Ward of Shadows.

Hiriako tells you, "I will always have my eye on you, dear daughter."

Neos

Viynain suddenly shouts, "POOF!" and waits as if expecting something. (4984|100), (7102|113), (7071|107), (100), (100), 10p (exksSi)-21:33:49.899 Viynain goes to move but the starlight flares, knocking him back. (4984|100), (7102|113), (7071|107), (100), (100), 10p (exksSi)-21:33:50.434

Anita

(Ebonguard): Xenthos says, "How are you all faring?"

(Ebonguard): Idrazil says, "I am entering the empowering phase, 25% from inspiring guards and leopards this month."

(Ebonguard): Xenthos says, "Have you been using ikons or anything as such?"

(Ebonguard): Idrazil says, "My loyal Elanorwen pony, dragonsblood, wetfold, dramatics, ikon consumed."

(Ebonguard): Xenthos says, "Why is your pony named Elanorwen?"

(Ebonguard): Idrazil says, "So It can serve me whenever I like it."

(Ebonguard): Xenthos says, "Mm. I imagine that you could find a better name for it- if I had a pony named Elanorwen 

I would be more tempted to stuff it in my nest, instead of making it do my bidding."

Not going to lie, I giggled quite a bit. 

Elanorwen

Anita said:

(Ebonguard): Xenthos says, "How are you all faring?"

(Ebonguard): Idrazil says, "I am entering the empowering phase, 25% from inspiring guards and leopards this month."

(Ebonguard): Xenthos says, "Have you been using ikons or anything as such?"

(Ebonguard): Idrazil says, "My loyal Elanorwen pony, dragonsblood, wetfold, dramatics, ikon consumed."

(Ebonguard): Xenthos says, "Why is your pony named Elanorwen?"

(Ebonguard): Idrazil says, "So It can serve me whenever I like it."

(Ebonguard): Xenthos says, "Mm. I imagine that you could find a better name for it- if I had a pony named Elanorwen 

I would be more tempted to stuff it in my nest, instead of making it do my bidding."

Not going to lie, I giggled quite a bit. 

Uhhhhh.... I can feel the love?

Karlach

The kid clearly has ambition, or a crush. YMMV.

Elanorwen

Morkarion said:

The kid clearly has ambition, or a crush. YMMV.

Haha, agreed... as to @Xenthos... I'm too bitchy to be tasty, just saying.

Munsia

So are dogs, but you know what they say 

Elayde

Munsia said:

So are dogs, but you know what they say

I've not the foggiest notion as to what they say. Do tell?

Anita

Woof.

Shaddus

Shaddus

Maligorn

(clan): Vivet (from the Realm of the Architect) says, "Nevermind that I get stabbed, cut, and
bitten all the time."

(clan): Vivet (from the Realm of the Architect) says, "But you jewelers and your magic needles
that form non-healing wounds."

solution: don't piss off jewelers or they'll perma-heartpierce you.

Shaddus

(Ad-Hoc): Maellio says, "I just stealth married Entrias and Ihuicatl."

Lavinya

You point an ornate fountain pen of burnished silver at a tenebrous, ink-dark serpent.
A tenebrous, ink-dark serpent has already had its mouth stitched shut.

You point an ornate fountain pen of burnished silver at a tenebrous, ink-dark serpent.
You sneer at a tenebrous, ink-dark serpent before leaning down, adding insult to injury and sketching a villainous handlebar mustache upon its small snout.

Within a haze of virid miasma.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A tenebrous, ink-dark serpent coils here, his mouth stitched shut. He wears a villainous handlebar mustache with disturbing ease.

Zagreus

Hahahah.

I know that was quoted once before but it's just too hilarious. #Morgfyre