QUOTES 8: THE QUOTING

Vivet

Everiine said:

You also got a fresh pair of grey trousers and tunic. Seems like joining the new guilds gives us all the newbie equipment again!

I've left them on because I find it too hilarious that I'm wearing newbie greys + robe + aethersuit/gown.

Breandryn

I oopsied and joined goon squad by mistake for a hot minute (apparently you'll be dragged into another guild if already in one and say the keyword), so somehow I ended up wearing 3 of everything newbie.

Ianir

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Message #815 sent by Cyna (received: 2017/04/25 13:08:30)

   99 little bugs in the code. 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around, 117 little bugs in the code!

13740h, 13740m, 13740e, 10p, 33680en, 33680w, 100em BesSix(<-oOo->) <06:26:18.442>

rm

Message #816 sent by Cyna (received: 2017/04/25 13:08:50)

   117 little bugs in the code. 117 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around, !!ERROR: NULL VALUE!! bugs in the code!

Taer

That one is so, so old, but admittedly, I've never come across the null value addition to it.

I chuckled.

Rancoura

I think tea is about to take over the Glomdoring...

You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in 

the surrounding area.

Tyamit: 1409, 5029       twisted forest

Tarken: 1409, 5029       twisted forest

Trajarian: 1411          thick shrubs

Tylwyth: 1411            thick shrubs

-

Edit: Actually, though!

**********************[ THE FREE ALLIANCE OF GLOMDORING ]**********************

Commune Member          Rank                     Position                    CT

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tau     shadowdancer(h) Shadow Warden            Commune Aide                On

Trajarian               Night's Tender                                       On

Tarken  shadowdancer(h) Shadow Warden            Commune Aide                On

Rancourashadowdancer(h) Shadow Warden            Commune Aide                On

Tyamit     ebonguard(h) Shadow Warden                                        On

Tylwyth      blacktalon Shadow Warden            Commune Aide                On

*******************************************************************************

Eritheyl

Breandryn said:

I wasn't sure if it was everyone. I thought the game may have felt pity for my newbishness and was trying to help me out. :P

I sent a frantic bug report when I saw my claymore...thought it appeared as a result of me throwing a shot glass to Aanisah and bugging out. Nothing beats having to append a bug the next day because you're a Huge Dork.

Tylwyth

mispost

Selenity

Rancoura said:

I think tea is about to take over the Glomdoring...

You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in 

the surrounding area.

Tyamit: 1409, 5029       twisted forest

Tarken: 1409, 5029       twisted forest

Trajarian: 1411          thick shrubs

Tylwyth: 1411            thick shrubs

-

Edit: Actually, though!

**********************[ THE FREE ALLIANCE OF GLOMDORING ]**********************

Commune Member          Rank                     Position                    CT

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tau     shadowdancer(h) Shadow Warden            Commune Aide                On

Trajarian               Night's Tender                                       On

Tarken  shadowdancer(h) Shadow Warden            Commune Aide                On

Rancourashadowdancer(h) Shadow Warden            Commune Aide                On

Tyamit     ebonguard(h) Shadow Warden                                        On

Tylwyth      blacktalon Shadow Warden            Commune Aide                On

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I think half of the Sowers start with A, for what it's worth.

Kerith

A stand of fruit trees between spring and summer.

Jagged arcs of vivid red light pierce the air, cast from a war shrine of Maylea nearby. A light cover of clouds hides the sky in a sheet of white. Luna, the First of the Maidens kneels on the ground and plays with a squirrel. There are 2 Ladies of the Sterling Light here. A mature hornbeam tree stands proudly here. Ianir the Anomaly is here, wreathed in divine fire. He wields a dirty old bastard sword with both hands.

You see exits leading northeast, south, and northwest.

Raising His hand in greeting, Ianir says "Hi!"

You greet Ianir with a sincere smile.

Luna, the First of the Maidens begins to yell for help.

(Serenwilde): Luna, the First of the Maidens says, "By the light of Mother Moon, we must prevail!"

Luna, the First of the Maidens says, "Cease this assault against Mother Moon at once, Ianir, or face the consequences."

A Lady of the Sterling Light springs to Luna, the First of the Maidens's defence.

A Lady of the Sterling Light springs to Luna, the First of the Maidens's defence.

Luna, the First of the Maidens prepares to attack Ianir, but suddenly stops as if something spooked her.

A Lady of the Sterling Light prepares to attack Ianir, but suddenly stops as if something spooked her.

A Lady of the Sterling Light prepares to attack Ianir, but suddenly stops as if something spooked her.

(Serenwilde): You say, "Ignore that."

(Serenwilde): You say, "It's an Anomaly. Not me, I swear."

(Serenwilde): Kahekili says, "Let's beat him up anyway."

Breandryn

Checking my inventory and notice...

...gaudy falcon-feather scarf, a black velvet scarf emblazoned with crimson jewels...

Well, that's weird. The falcon scarf should have vanished after hunting...2 days ago and where is this 2nd scarf from?

You remove a gaudy falcon-feather scarf.

You slip into a gaudy falcon-feather scarf.

As you don a gaudy falcon-feather scarf and throw one long end over your shoulder, a noble falcon flaps out from a fold in the fabric.

"falcon103638"                          a keen-eyed falcon

O.o Weird. Ok what about the other scarf?

You remove a gaudy falcon-feather scarf.

You remove a black velvet scarf emblazoned with crimson jewels.

You store -1 falconscarf in the rift.

ex scarf
What do you wish to examine?

Defensively raising your hands, you back away from this predicament slowly.

Breandryn

You are wearing:

a pair of pale green silk panties.

Prestige  : well-to-do 

Breandryn

Afk in my manse, come back to find this in the buffer:

Shintar, riding a slender wyvern with feathered wings, arrives in a cone of sparkling light.

A slender wyvern glides in from the ether on her feathered wings.

Shintar nods his head sagely at himself.

Shintar strokes a homunculus resembling a deformed furrikin tenderly.

A homunculus resembling a deformed furrikin says, "Why always with the touching??"

A homunculus resembling a deformed furrikin gives a pained sigh.

Shintar, riding a slender wyvern with feathered wings, leaves to the ether.

With a flap of its feathered wings, a slender wyvern glides off to the ether.

Reylari

(Polaris): Yarith says, "Good suffer."

5983h, 8225m, 7300e, 10p, 0em xkd- (02:11:56:698)

(Polaris): Taer (from the Aetherways) says, "^."

6459h, 8300m, 7300e, 10p, 0em exkd- (02:12:03:372)

(Polaris): You say, "Fight me m8."

6459h, 8300m, 7300e, 10p, 0em exkd- (02:12:04:083)

(Polaris): Yarith (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No ."

6800h, 8300m, 7300e, 10p, 0em exkd- (02:12:14:423)

(Polaris): You say, "Das what i thought."

6800h, 8300m, 7300e, 10p, 0em exkd- (02:12:21:312)

(Polaris): Ianir says, "I'll fight you."

6800h, 8300m, 7300e, 10p, 0em exkd- (02:12:39:213)

This room has not been mapped.

Within the burning heart of Brother Sun.

There are no obvious exits.

You quickly burn in the blaze of the heart of Brother Sun, meeting your end as the intense flame touches 

your flesh.

You have been slain by the heart of Brother Sun.

A stalk of faeleaf falls out of your inventory.

A sparkleberry falls out of your inventory.

The mortal threads of your being severed, you scream in agony as the Divine spark within you enfolds your 

body with scorching flames.

You are transported by the power of the Divine.

(p) 0h, 8300m, 6300e, 10p, 0em ex-  (02:12:43:110)

(m&mf): We died.

Rood ass, didn't even let me prepare! Just you wait. When you're sleeping I'm gonna go and mess up your pots and pans, rearrange your cutlery and then steal one from every pair of your socks.  

Vivet

Warmth    : a thermal cocoon

I never knew before there was a tier above "heavily bundled up", and I find this one pretty hilarious.

Shaddus

Reylari said:

(Polaris): Yarith says, "Good suffer."

5983h, 8225m, 7300e, 10p, 0em xkd- (02:11:56:698)

(Polaris): Taer (from the Aetherways) says, "^."

6459h, 8300m, 7300e, 10p, 0em exkd- (02:12:03:372)

(Polaris): You say, "Fight me m8."

6459h, 8300m, 7300e, 10p, 0em exkd- (02:12:04:083)

(Polaris): Yarith (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No ."

6800h, 8300m, 7300e, 10p, 0em exkd- (02:12:14:423)

(Polaris): You say, "Das what i thought."

6800h, 8300m, 7300e, 10p, 0em exkd- (02:12:21:312)

(Polaris): Ianir says, "I'll fight you."

6800h, 8300m, 7300e, 10p, 0em exkd- (02:12:39:213)

This room has not been mapped.

Within the burning heart of Brother Sun.

There are no obvious exits.

You quickly burn in the blaze of the heart of Brother Sun, meeting your end as the intense flame touches 

your flesh.

You have been slain by the heart of Brother Sun.

A stalk of faeleaf falls out of your inventory.

A sparkleberry falls out of your inventory.

The mortal threads of your being severed, you scream in agony as the Divine spark within you enfolds your 

body with scorching flames.

You are transported by the power of the Divine.

(p) 0h, 8300m, 6300e, 10p, 0em ex-  (02:12:43:110)

(m&mf): We died.

Rood ass, didn't even let me prepare! Just you wait. When you're sleeping I'm gonna go and mess up your pots and pans, rearrange your cutlery and then steal one from every pair of your socks.  

Should bathed in had frost. 

Selenity

Everiine tells you, "// Pony power all the way, yo. The more Brontaurs the better."

Anita

Serenwilde: Aeldra, Aesyra, Aloy, Anita, Aramel, Astrasia (online)

A-team is strong today.

Reylari

As you have had no class, no insult intended, this classflex instance has had its cost and cooldown waived.

Nice.

Tirah

Gero tells you, "Physician, I ail for ale!"

You tell Gero, "I recommend resisting the urge."

Gero laughingly says, "I want a second opinion."

Breandryn

(Southern Comfort): Nefara says, "I keep losing balance at midnight."

(Southern Comfort): Nefara  (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "For a second."

(Southern Comfort): Shaddus says, "From the lack of a clock."

(Southern Comfort): Nefara says, "Oh."

(Southern Comfort): Shaddus says, "You lose balance because you crave the clock."

(Southern Comfort): Nefara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's not all I crave."

(Southern Comfort): You say, "Teeheehee."

(Southern Comfort): Nefara says, "*wink*."

(Southern Comfort): Vatul says, "We're so used to the clock that we just stop and pause."

(Southern Comfort): Nefara says, "Good thing we have an appointed clock now."

(Southern Comfort): You say, "I could do with a nice big clock."

(Southern Comfort): You say, "I'm terrible at telling time."

(Southern Comfort): Vatul says, "Heyooo."

(Southern Comfort): You say, "Something something joke about a grandfather clock."

(Southern Comfort): Shaddus says, "Eww, Breandryn craves a dirty old clock."

(Southern Comfort): Vatul says, "So, you'd be perfect for that Shaddus."

(Southern Comfort): Shaddus says, "True."

(Southern Comfort): You say, "Its gears just need a bit of winding."

(Southern Comfort): Nefara says, "At least get a solid, black clock."

(Southern Comfort): Vatul says, "I prefer a minimalist, high-tech clock myself."

(Southern Comfort): You say, "Yeah I need my clock to use digits."

(Southern Comfort): Shaddus says, "I like the kind of clock you can just strap on."

(Southern Comfort): Veyils (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "You need a clock with big hands."

(Southern Comfort): Nefara says, "I think Shaddus likes a clock with a few pegs for decoration."

(Southern Comfort): You say, "Or one that just says what it means -_-."

(Southern Comfort): Vatul says, "Hence, the use of digital, Brea!"

(Southern Comfort): You say, "Shaddus likes cuckoo clocks."

(Southern Comfort): Thalkros (from the Aetherways) says, "...wtf you people."

(Southern Comfort): Vatul says, "Thalkros likes clocks too."

Enyalida

I woulda been Asquith from this sketch in that clan. 

Brauthik

Ianir the Anomaly says, "Alright, go chill the giant-ass nails."

"Ahah!" you exclaim triumphantly.

The Pit of the Necromentate.

The huge bulbous brain of the Necromentate pulsates within the pit below. There are 1107 spikes 

sticking out of the Necromentate. Warhammer in hand, Kunthin Shadowarm stands here rigidly. A sigil 

in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Ianir the Anomaly is here, wreathed 

in divine fire.

The spike is almost 5 feet in length, but relatively thin, tapered and resembling an enormous needle.

Extremely smooth and polished, its forging is too perfect for being hand-made, so it probably came 

from a mold.

It weighs about 2 pounds and 10 ounce(s).

It has the following aliases: spike.

You say, "Oh wow, that's the first I've realized they're 5 feet long."

You wipe the back of your hand across your head in relief as you mutter, "Whew."

Ianir the Anomaly says, "5 feet, yeah, I didn't know that either."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Ianir the Anomaly says, "I was expecting like a foot at most."

Ianir glances askance.

You say, "That's what she..."

You cough softly.

You say, "Anyways."

Ianir snickers softly to Himself.

You say to Ianir, "Thanks for the assistance."

Ianir the Anomaly says, "Go give 'em some shrinkage then."

You smirk.

Outside smouldering ruins of the Bell-Tower.

A fresh breeze is blowing through the area. A monument to Baalphegar casts its long shadow over the 

filthy flagstones here. A gas lamp casts pale, ghostly light across the streets from atop a tall, 

ornately gilded iron post. A statue of Kanaya stands here, memorialising her noble spirit. Great 

wings spread, an exotic giant moth is here, resting for a moment.

You see exits leading east and west.

You say to Ianir, "Let me just place them in this, uh, hole..."

You put an iron spike into a hole.

An iron spike slides easily into a hole.

[HINT]: To finish, GET SPIKE FROM HOLE and take the spike out from the hole and give it to Kunthin 

at the Necromentate, underground.

Frost suddenly covers a monument to Baalphegar.

You take an ice-cold iron spike from a hole.

Tylwyth

You greet Rotbark, the Blackhearted with a sincere smile.

Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "I will join the Thornwatch, and guide the evolution of the Wyrd."

You greet Rotbark, the Blackhearted with a sincere smile.

His voice creeping through his knotholes in a haunting moan, Rotbark, the Blackhearted says, "Shall you watch the forest eternal? Between thorn and root and soil and vine?"

Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "Aye, I do. My watch shall be unyielding, Rotbark."

One of Rotbarks' many branches lashes down and strikes Xenthos's hand, spearing through it as if it were a needle through cloth. As the limb retracts, a curved barb of a thorn remains.

You say to Rotbark, the Blackhearted, "I will join the thornwatch and guide the evolutoin of the wyrd."

His voice creeping through his knotholes in a haunting moan, Rotbark, the Blackhearted says, "Shall you watch the forest eternal? Between thorn and root and soil and vine?"

[1] Aye, I do. My watch shall be unyielding, Rotbark.

You say, "Aye, I do. My watch shall be unyielding, Rotbark."

One of Rotbark's many branches lashes down and strikes your hand, spearing through it as if it were a needle through cloth. As it retracts, a curved barb of a thorn remains.

(Thornwatch): Rotbark, the Blackhearted says, "Another seeks to watch and wait through the thorns. Tylwyth's eyes shall peer forever through the darkness."

WOOT!

Luce

I like how his name is only two letters off, but carries much different connotations.

Ayisdra

Wyrdenwood - the race where, in their timeline, name violations are not the same.

Tylwyth

Uh, you mean Lasher Wyrmwood?
Rotbark is not the same guy?

Ayisdra

Tylwyth said:

Uh, you mean Lasher Wyrmwood?
Rotbark is not the same guy?

Is Rotbark not a Wyrdenwood? Does he have branches for some other reason?

Tylwyth

Course he's a wyrdenwood? I though you were refering to lashers last name.
What are you talking about then?

Ayisdra

Tylwyth said:

Course he's a wyrdenwood? I though you were refering to lashers last name.
What are you talking about then?

Rotbark's name is two words - rot bark. If he were a player, he would be told to change his name because of this(help 4.24). I was making a joke that because Wyrdenwoods are not from this timeline, and that he has the two-word name, that they must have different name rules in that timeline.

Shaddus

Ayisdra said:

Tylwyth said:

Course he's a wyrdenwood? I though you were refering to lashers last name.
What are you talking about then?

Rotbark's name is two words - rot bark. If he were a player, he would be told to change his name because of this(help 4.24). I was making a joke that because Wyrdenwoods are not from this timeline, and that he has the two-word name, that they must have different name rules in that timeline.

POOR NAMES

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- silly or offensive names of any kind, even dictionary words.

- multiple words:

        - Which spell a phrase (thegreatone, slowhead, lordsmith)

        - Which appear to combine a first name and family name or

          a name with title. (kingfred, johnsmith). It is possible to

          have a family name, or a title in addition to your name - 

          you don't need to amalgamate them!

        - Which are otherwise inappropriate.

        - NB Some multiple word names are ok, like those with a

          native american flavour, or those which appear to all intents

          and purposes to be a single name but can be broken down

          into component words (e.g. Laysus, Doman, Rattusk)

Choosing a name in the POOR category may result in a name change at the

discretion of the guides.

Blame the guides.