Test Server Shenanigans

Alarin

Irilara says, "Obviously I'm not a pokemon. I'm a trainer."

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Irilara begins to wield a red and white pokeball in her left hand.

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You are startled as a red and white pokeball bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by

Irilara.

As a red and white pokeball hits the floor, it wobbles from side to side and shakes, opening in half

as a beam of red light jumps out to envelop you, dragging you into the cramped ball.

Creation Itself obscures your vision.

Inside a cramped pokeball.

There are no obvious exits.

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With a sense of dread, you feel a red and white pokeball stop wobbling and know, with a sinking

feeling in your heart, that you have been caught and Irilara is your master.

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UILANI!

(Newbie): You say, "Oh what the fuc--- UILANI!"

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The pokeball suddenly splits open, and in a spray of red light you are ejected out.

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The Stairs of the Last Nine. (road).

The hulking form of Acosris, the giant scorpion is here, massive pinchers flexing open and closed.

Irilara is here. She wields a burnished mahogany and gold tessen in her right hand.

You see exits leading up, down, and in.

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mind!

(Newbie): You say, "HOW DO I-- oh, never mind!"

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(Newbie): Irilara says, "Alarin! I choose you!"

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stuck in a pokeball!

(Newbie): You say, "...you can actually get stuck in a pokeball!"

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You feel your masochistic tendencies return.

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(Newbie): You say, "Laughed my ass off, lol."

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(Newbie): Shulamit says, "Good luck Alarin! I need to go! I hope I helped by...existing?"

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(Newbie): Irilara says, "Use self-detonation."

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(Newbie): You say, "Bai Shula! ."

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(Newbie): You say, "Self-detonation?"

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(Newbie): A helpful administrator says, "USE BALL to use your pokemon."

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(Newbie): Irilara says, "Well explosion."

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Irilara begins to wield a red and white pokeball in her left hand.

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(Newbie): A helpful administrator says, "Goodnight!"

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Irilara throws a red and white pokeball at herself.

Acosris, the giant scorpion, skitters off to the ether, accompanied by the sound of chitinous feet

hitting the ground.

As a red and white pokeball hits the floor, it wobbles from side to side and shakes, opening in half

as a beam of red light jumps out to envelop Irilara, dragging her into the cramped ball.

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A red and white pokeball wobbles from side to side on the floor as Irilara rages within the ball.

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A red and white pokeball wobbles from side to side on the floor as Irilara rages within the ball,

breaking free in a spray of red light.

Barbed tail poised to strike, Acosris, the giant scorpion, skitters in from the ether.

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You clutch a red and white pokeball firmly, preparing to use it.

You have not captured anyone!

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Irilara suddenly scoops up a red and white pokeball.

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(Newbie): Irilara says, "I can capture myself. If I do can I not get free? I must test this."

Alarin

You begin to wield a red and white pokeball in your left hand.

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You are startled as a red and white pokeball bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by

Alarin.

As a red and white pokeball hits the floor, it wobbles from side to side and shakes, opening in half

as a beam of red light jumps out to envelop you, dragging you into the cramped ball.

Creation Itself obscures your vision.

Inside a cramped pokeball.

There are no obvious exits.

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You bash against the sides of the pokeball roughly, trying to break free.

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You bash against the sides of the pokeball roughly, breaking free in a spray of red light.

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The Stairs of the Last Nine. (road).

The hulking form of Acosris, the giant scorpion is here, massive pinchers flexing open and closed. A

red and white ultraball sits here upon the floor. Playing a spirited song on a wooden pan flute, an 

alluring sileni frolics here.

You see exits leading up, down, and in.

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.245s)

Yes, I threw the damn ball at myself.