June Promo

Steingrim

Nice thing about low expectations with this month's promo is that you're not that upset when it doesn't pan out.

You quickly unwrap a present wrapped in bubble paper, which sprays glittering silver dust

and cheerful confetti into the air, and grin enormously upon receiving 30782 Gold.

You've unwrapped A STANDARD PRESENT! Type PRESENTS to see your Gift Counter.

Moi

TBH the true reward was the steady gold for balls deal. Shady gnomes best customers.

Versalean

Steingrim said:

Nice thing about low expectations with this month's promo is that you're not that upset when it doesn't pan out.

You quickly unwrap a present wrapped in bubble paper, which sprays glittering silver dust

and cheerful confetti into the air, and grin enormously upon receiving 30782 Gold.

You've unwrapped A STANDARD PRESENT! Type PRESENTS to see your Gift Counter.

I just wish they'd take out the bolded. I mean, I don't care about the free one - free is free - but when you pay for a present, and it gives you a dry finger and you grin appreciatively like a moron, it just feels like a eff yoo.

Anita

It's also dependent on your present counter FYI. And it's free. Stop beating down things that they're giving for FREE.

Steingrim

Anita said:

It's also dependent on your present counter FYI. And it's free. Stop beating down things that they're giving for FREE.

It is free in that it didn't cost money. It did take up opportunity and 21 days is not a negligible amount of time. We've gone from promos that give 300dings, to 25 dings/credits, to what $2-$2.50. Arguably for many the value of the promo would be the honors line.

Snald

This one didn't give me an honours line for the record

Arix

so not a rant, but I got dingbats, which I actuallly had been trying to get. So yay

Luce

3 coins, which spin for two curios, 10k gold, and a Wonder Crystal. Oh, and a bunch of vegfeed.

I am content.

Versalean

Luce said:

3 coins, which spin for two curios, 10k gold, and a Wonder Crystal. Oh, and a bunch of vegfeed.

I am content.

 I hate you, Luce. I hate you.

Luce

My presents counter is silly high, is the only reason I got coins. And I think my last Exceptional was an immediate tradein for, like 100 cr or something.

I will not deny that I have the devil's luck though.

Versalean

But even then, the odds of getting a wondergem from a coin is vanishingly low. You did the double-RNG thing and smashed it You are officially my new hero. Sorry, Malarious.

Versalean

You quickly unwrap a present wrapped in bubble paper, which sprays glittering silver dust and 

cheerful confetti into the air, and grin enormously upon receiving 2479 Aethergoop, 50 sips of oil 

of preservation, and a group of 35 sacks of grain.

You've unwrapped AN EXCEPTIONAL PRESENT! Type PRESENTS to see your Gift Counter.

Bairloch

gnome gave me a standard. 40k gold. I'm not upset, but I was hoping for something nicer.

Deichtine

Remember can always trade it in for goop if you are not really going to use it.

Kagato

I think bairloch meant a standard present, not an artifact standard (he mentions getting 40k gold).

Bairloch

yep