ANNOUNCE NEWS #2816
Date: 4/16/2018 at 21:35
From: Estarra the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: Year 500 Joy!
We are including packages of Joy! on the website to help celebrate the remarkable milestone of Year
500. Each package of Joy! includes: one wonder gem, one iron coin (an iron coin when spun on the
Wheel of Tzaraziko is much, much luckier than a normal coin), and five presents. You can purchase
Additionally, we are release eight new Crowns of Mastery, one of the following aetherbubbles:
Bottledowns, Cankermore, Crumkindivia, Dramube, the Facility, Mucklemarsh, Xion and Frosticia.
Penned by My hand on the 18th of Juliary, in the year 500 CE.
Comments
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
-unwrap present
You quickly unwrap a present of 5 presents, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful
confetti into the air, and excitedly pull 5 presents from within.
You quickly unwrap a present wrapped in solstice cheer, which sprays glittering silver dust and
cheerful confetti into the air, and grin enormously upon receiving 78 aethergoop.
You've unwrapped a STANDARD present! Type PRESENTS to see your Gift Counter.
You quickly unwrap a present wrapped in solstice cheer, which sprays glittering silver dust and
cheerful confetti into the air, and grin enormously upon receiving 71 aethergoop.
You've unwrapped a STANDARD present! Type PRESENTS to see your Gift Counter.
You quickly unwrap a present wrapped in solstice cheer, which sprays glittering silver dust and
cheerful confetti into the air, and grin enormously upon receiving 1432 aethergoop.
You've unwrapped an EXCEPTIONAL present! Type PRESENTS to see your Gift Counter.
You quickly unwrap a present wrapped in solstice cheer, which sprays glittering silver dust and
cheerful confetti into the air, and grin enormously upon receiving 300 aethergoop.
You've unwrapped a SUPERIOR present! Type PRESENTS to see your Gift Counter.
You quickly unwrap a present wrapped in solstice cheer, which sprays glittering silver dust and
cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull a Lesser Rune of Poison Enhancement from within.
You've unwrapped a SUPERIOR present! Type PRESENTS to see your Gift Counter.
Drunken Master Kalas Malarious, Revelling Rascal says, "Your counter is pretty high."
Malarious claps his hands together merrily.
-presents status
Gift Counter: 11
Chance for Standard Present: 79%
Chance for Superior Present: 19%
Chance for Exceptional Present: <1%
Chance for Ultimate Present: <1%
**NOTE: When you receive an ULTIMATE present, your Gift Counter will be set to zero.
You say, "Would you believe it isn't?? That was dumb luck."
ETA - removed the unnecessary coarse imagery
Fully expecting to get a pile of lumber. But the wonder gem seems worth it.
Alternatively, decent crit buff in the crown's area. Or both!
The iron coin was not very exciting. I got a pack of 5 ikons (10 credit tradein value). Ikons are a bit silly.
However, 4 of the 5 presents turned into an exceptional (with 50 presents, so around a 15% chance of Exceptionals). Great Rune of Paranoia, Great Rune of Weakening, Silver Spiderweb, and 1515 goop. The last present was just a normal at around 56 goop.
The presents definitely saved the day.
And thanks for the explainer on the Ikons, Ejderha. That makes sense.
2) 35 credit value makes no sense at all (but, at the very same time, all the sense in the world...)