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Describe a Lusternia Plot as Badly as You Can

LynnieLynnie
edited April 2017 in The Funnies
Inspired by the movie thread of a similar name
The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
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  • LynnieLynnie
    edited April 2017
    Lucidians' time in Gaudiguch really blows
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    Breaking up sucks, but Everyone does it or dies trying.
  • FylerFyler
    Xenthos is a jerk. 
    Known Aliases: Celina/Cyndarin/Fire Jesus/The Night/That Bitch who griefed us
  • LynnieLynnie
    Jesus carried to true godhood then dies in a dark place
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • FylerFyler
    Lynnie said:
    Jesus carried to true godhood then dies in a dark place
    How dare you!
    Known Aliases: Celina/Cyndarin/Fire Jesus/The Night/That Bitch who griefed us
  • LynnieLynnie
    Fake News brainwash us all until Hoaracle and other Gods tells us to #StayWoke
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    A soul from celest  becomes a God, gives it up, then screws it up for the rest of us. 
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    A street urchin becomes a powerful  politician with the help of a few magic trinkets, but it's not Aladdin. 
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne
    A big black crow died.

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  • FylerFyler
    Maligorn said:
    A big black crow died.
    All Glom events ever?
    Known Aliases: Celina/Cyndarin/Fire Jesus/The Night/That Bitch who griefed us
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Krokani shepherd dreams of opening a kawhe  shop but his village renegotiates their contract with far-off warlord every few years, and his work is needed in the fields to meet quotas. 
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne
    Grandpa and his escorts broke their time machine.

    image
  • LynnieLynnie
    SHADDUS WINS
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    People find out chocolate gives Lusternians full body plaque psoriasis that gets progressively worse.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • LynnieLynnie
    Alternatively: People find out chocolate is bad for you
    The deep, rumbling voice of Weiwae says from within your heart, "I am so happy to hear of your progress, and I thank you for bringing my influence over more shards of My Brother Tae."
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Two starcrossed lovers: one from the bad side of town, the other from a holy family. They fight to stay together in spite of their families' wishes, and take up residence in the woods. Angered, the two families work together to strike all mention of the lovers from existence. Hilarity ensues. 
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • TirahTirah
    A stone falls from the skies. A blacksmith is in it.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    A little girl has bad dreams.
  • ArixArix
    Xenthos throws a wobbler. (<3 Xenthos)
  • ArixArix
    Lynnie said:
    Fake News brainwash us all until Hoaracle and other Gods tells us to #StayWoke
    not all, just most #stayjaded
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