Sherlock Gnomes - Sparkatron slams Hallifax!

Xeii

It was a snow day in Hallifax - not too surprising, considering the flecks of ice that constantly skirt the city and the cold that inevitably comes with living so high above. 

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper provided the assembled citizens with delightful icy treats. The power of sugar works wonders on anyone, including the seemingly uptight dwellers of the City of Spires; a snowball fight was initiated, with its initiator innocently claiming the snowball thrown had a mind of its own. Marquis Falaeron decided to employ the same cover for the activation of his gnomish sparkatron - a cover that, as the Fates would have it, held more truth than even the Ascendant could have guessed. 

For the present, however, the citizens agreed that the offending device deserved just punishment. It was soon carried off to Klayok Pavok, who initially rejected the petition to execute the sparkatron, thinking it all nothing but a prank. The subsequent revolts in Rockholm, Ptoma, Angkrag and Southgard interrupted the procedures as the Hallifaxians dispersed. Requests that the executioner keep a close eye on the sparkatron was received with seriousness, however, as it had begun to show errant behavior that gave credibility to the citizens' claim. After the revolts were taken care of, it was revealed that the gnomish device was starting to display alarming rates of sentiency.

You say to Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State, "It sparked of its own accord, without anyone handling it?"

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Hmm, just as Falaeron had reported earlier."

Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State nods his head. "That is so, Grand Libretto. It then continued sparking, to greater effect, as I turned to examine it. Shortly thereafter it vanished."

Barely audible whispers permeate the air as Remmiel enters from the up, a cloud of translucent figures trailing after.

He is followed by a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy, and a hamster in a cage-wheel.

Sublime Opus Nelras says, "When it vanished, did it simply disappear or did it appear to be destroyed?"

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says to Remmiel, "Hrm, this is a State matter, very serious business...are you lost?"

Comprehension flashes across Remmiel's face.

Yarith gives the Widowmaker to Tribal Lord Remmiel Strongleaf.

Tribal Lord Remmiel Strongleaf says, "Sorry, nope, was just getting this back from Yari."

With a flourish of his arm, Remmiel bows deeply.

A cloud of translucent figures trails after Remmiel as he leaves to the southwest, the incomprehensible whispers finally fading.

He is followed by a curious young kitten, a frisky puppy, and a hamster in a cage-wheel.

"I could not say, Opus. I have never witnessed this manner of malfunction before." Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State glances warily at the departing Serenguard, then at an empty spot on the ground. "I issued a warning to the Deputy Commissars, and have since stood watch over the spot, incase it should...reappear."

Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State says, "It is evident that I owe you an apology for my assumption regarding the levity of the situation."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says to Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State, "I don't mean to be pedantic, Sir...well, yes I do, but...you are always standing watch over this spot."

Sublime Opus Nelras says, "So long as the device is found if it should reappear."

Clapping his hands together with a mild tempo, Yarith Shevat says, "Oh. Not at all. What an exciting discovery. I hope it returns soon so that we can destroy it."

Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State stares implacably at Phoebus.

Phoebus glances askance.

You say, "I do hope this was not the work of any of our enemies..."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "I think we're dealing with a rogue bit of technology."

Lord-Librarian Portius Nitraedes, Paragon of Progress says, "If it was, Klayok will assuredly show the gnome mercy when they come to strike again."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "In any case, it is - thank you, Portius - a dangerous anomaly."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "And must be...taken care of."

Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State says to you, "When I spoke briefly with the Deputy Commissars they had noted no intruders."

Deep in thought, Phoebus leans her cheek on her hand.

Xeii nods with more confidence as she murmurs, "It is likely it was an anomaly, then. Perhaps some of us should check the Matrix, in case it turns up there?"

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "So..."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "I am sort of just hoping it spontaneously reappears here..."

Shedrin ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State chuckles long and heartily.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Because I've no clue where else to search for it."

Sublime Opus Nelras says, "In any case, we should be alert in case it does appear again."

Shedrin's crystalline form shifts to a cool sky-blue colour as he looks about.

Waving his paw through the air, Yarith Shevat says, "Oh. I imagine that it will arrive with much fanfare, knowing gnomes."

You say, "I do hope the trail has not gone cold."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Do we know anyone who might have an instrument able to track it? Perhaps it left some sort of energy behind."

Yarith Shevat says, "There are several instruments among the professors of the Institute, though I don't believe we actively employ any."

You ask, "Would Professor von Fixit be able to track gnomish creations, perhaps?"

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "All out doing field work, I suppose."

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"Eek!" Phoebus shouts in fright.

Yarith Shevat says, "I don't think Professor von Fixit can keep track of his own nose."

Yarith's ears perk up with a sudden interest.

You blink.

Nelras blinks.

You say, "What was that?"

A small mechanical object falls from high up in the air, landing near the Jade Tower.

Sublime Opus Nelras says, "What was that?"

(Hallifax): Maligorn says, "Gods help us.

(Hallifax): Doman says, "...what is going on?".

Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State opens his mouth as if to say something, but pauses.

Most dispersed, moving about the city in an attempt to locate the offending cylinder before further damage - and frightening hallucinations - could be dealt.

A deathly cold wind sweeps through, causing your very breath to begin to freeze as Phoebus, riding a sparkling amethyst thunderbird, enters from the south.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Was it found?"

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "The sparkatron has been located."

(Hallifax): You say, "Excellent."

(Hallifax): Reylari says, "Destroy it."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Who has it?"

(Hallifax): Yarith says, "Oooh. Let us place it in quarantine."

(Hallifax): Yarith says, "Or that, yes."

(Hallifax): Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State says, "Proceed with caution, Commissar."

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "Do not interact with the entity."

(Hallifax): Doman says, "Can I get a quick briefing?"

(Hallifax): You say, "A certain gnomish sparkatron has become an anomaly that needs to be disposed of swiftly."

(Hallifax): Reylari says, "Evil Sparkatron, refused to remain disintegrated in the Matrix. Evidently, refuses to stay in quarantine either."

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A small mechanical object falls from high up in the air, landing near the post office.

Sublime Opus Nelras says, "Near the post office, I think."

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "...Do not try to pick up the Sparkatron."

(Hallifax): Gero says, "Prepare the Petala."

(Hallifax): Maligorn says, "We don't do that here!"

Ministry of Postal Services.

Maligorn suddenly scoops up the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

The Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000 quickly jumps out of Maligorn's hands, jumping high into the air and disappearing from view as it blasts you backward.

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Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Hhhh."

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "Do not interact with the entity."

A small mechanical object falls from high up in the air, landing near the Spire of the Lawgivers.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Did someone touch it again?"

(Hallifax): Maligorn says, "It was an acquisitio enchantment!"

(Hallifax): Orventa says, "Greetings, Hallifax."

(Hallifax): You say, "Greetings, Professor."

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Do not touch the Sparkatron."

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Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State yells, "Citizens, please remain calm as the Sentinel Company works to retrieve an anomalous device."

A small mechanical object falls from high up in the air, landing near the canine management division.

(Hallifax): Orventa says, "Sparkatron?"

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Please turn off your acquisitio enchantments."

(Hallifax): Doman says, "We could leave it in Gaudiguch."

Klayok Pavok, Sentinel of State yells, "Rest assured that you are not unwell and that these visions you are experiencing are simply the result of a mechanical malfunction."

Outside the division of canine management.

Shedrin ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Painted a festive red colour, this elongated metal cylinder is several hands in length, comparable in size to a human forearm. Golden filigree adorns the exterior of the tube, curling whorls and sweeping spirals of aureate leaf shimmering with a thin coat of polish. Curious knobs and buttons stick out like sore thumbs, begging to be pressed, turned, and pulled. Along the edge of the open end of the barrel is a series of concave and convex lenses, continuously shifting one's depth perception when looked through. A small hand crank juts out from the side, studded with bolts and gears purely for aesthetic purposes.

It weighs about 60 pounds.

It bears the distinctive mark of Falaeron Shevat.

It has the following aliases: sparkatron.

The sparkatron fizzes viciously in the direction of the statue.

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "I repeat, disable your acquisitio, and I do not attempt to interact with the anomaly."

You glance askance at Phoebus.

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Erm, I meant -you- do not interact with it."

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "This thing has got me all flustered."

Shedrin ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Xeii glances from the cylinder to the statue, shifting to a vibrant emerald.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "I observe that it can touch the air without being disturbed."

Shedrin nods his head emphatically.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "An aeromancer could perhaps use this to their advantage."

(Symphonium): You say, "Are there any aeromancers available to assist with the anomaly?"

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "Citizens, we must prepare a safe containment method for the device."

Yarith Shevat says, "We'd need a location to reposition it to for starters or, more favourably, a device to destroy it with."

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "It should not be physically interacted with."

Alphiona arrives from the south.

Fizzing gouts of varied colours begin cascading from the sparkatron, leaving burnt scars across the statue.

(Symphonium): Doman says, "Alas, all I can do is kick it."

"Eep!", Phoebus screams in fright.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "H-hey!"

You say to Alphiona, "Be careful."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "You're messing up my gloriously sculpted figure!"

Sublime Opus Nelras says, "Please can we at least reposition it so that the statue is not damaged?"

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says, "Do not interact with the entity."

"A shared purpose," sings Shedrin, playing a crystal spire lute with a rich, flowing tone.

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says, "Hmm hmm."

Alphiona, Cadenza Harmonia says to you, "Such a fuss for a little red thing."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "It's a dangerous anomaly."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says to Shedrin, "Isn't it your job to contain anomalies?"

You weave your desires into reality as an illusory glamour over a statue of Phoebus, concealing it from sight.

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "Force Commander, there is a potential theory for the containment."

(Hallifax): Gero says, "The Institute suggests using a dreambody to envelop it."

The sparkatron begins to melt the statue, the marble liquefying as the sparks strike it.

Yarith glances askance.

You wince in pain.

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "Aeromantic manipulation may also work."

Nelras mutters discontentedly.

Slyly, Yarith Shevat says to Phoebus, "Have you lost weight, Emeritus Windwhisper."

Yarith coughs softly.

Phoebus flaps her wings helplessly at the Sparkatron, attempting to blow it away from the statue.

Alphiona, Cadenza Harmonia asks Yarith, "Its like the pounds have melt right off her?"

The sparkatron continues to throw sparks at the statue, unaffected by the blast of wind.

Xeii raises her bow as if to send a discordant note towards the sparkatron, but pauses uncertainly.

"A shared purpose," sings Shedrin, playing a crystal spire lute with a rich, flowing tone.

Phoebus points an amethyst void blaster at the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

Sublime Opus Nelras says to you, "We do not know where it might land next."

Yarith Shevat says, "Please do not interact with gnomish secret weapon until we can gauge the outcome of said interactions."

The sparkatron's sparks continue melting the statue, the face little more than a red molten glob at this point.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says to Shedrin, "Don't you have protocol for this?"

(Hallifax): Maligorn says, "Ahem."

(Hallifax): Maligorn says, "What do you suggest?"

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says, "The permiter has been secured as much as able."

Hopping anxiously from foot to foot, Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Don't just stand there and sing at it!"

Maligorn peers about himself unscrupulously.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "It's -melting- me!"

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "If the entity can be manipulated through wind-based methods."

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says to Phoebus, "Try not to melt, please. These floors were just cleaned."

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "We can relocate it to a secure location."

Maligorn hums innocently to himself.

(Hallifax): Maligorn says, "Let me see."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Not -me- me, my statue!"

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Well, a regular gust via Elementalism isn't very effectual."

The sparkatron's sparks reduce the statue's head, amongst other parts, to nothing resembling the Emeritus they once represented.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Not that you can tell anymore!"

Phoebus points accusingly at a statue of Phoebus.

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Well."

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "I'm sure we can repair it."

Yarith Shevat says, "I don't think so. This region will be off limits until latent energies can be examined."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Yes, it's evidence now, but."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper laughingly says, "Someone please put the sparkatron in a box or something."

Maligorn scratches his head in confusion.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Envelop it in a cloud and scoot it away."

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says to Maligorn, "Force Commander, levitate the entity into a storage unit."

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Let's see."

The sparkatron shifts, sparks flying upward and beginning to rain down near the onlookers.

You say to Phoebus, "I will sculpt a new statue for you at a later time, Emeritus."

Yarith Shevat looks undecided and says, "Your box would have to be made of a substance with a far greater heat capacity than marble."

"A shared purpose," sings Shedrin, playing a crystal spire lute with a rich, flowing tone.

Yarith Shevat says, "Diamond mayhaps."

"One Will, One Collective." sings Shedrin, playing light and airy notes on a crystal spire lute.

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Where is the storage unit? Have you procured one?"

Phoebus gives a glowing diamond to Force Commander Maligorn Shevat.

You say, "I have some diamonds with me now."

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Charged diamonds might work."

The sparkatron's sparks finally cease, the device seemingly inert at this point.

Phoebus's ears perk up with a sudden interest.

Phoebus points an amethyst void blaster at the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

Yarith glances askance at the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

Maligorn scratches his head in confusion.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "...I am going to attempt to pick it up again."

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says, "Do not."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "This may be our only chance!"

Maligorn carefully pushes a palm forward, coaxing a gust of air to blow against the gnomish Sparkatron.

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says to Yarith, "Castellan, can the Institute procure a storage unit?"

Phoebus fidgets impatiently.

Yarith pauses for a second, a slight frown upon his face.

The sparkatron sits still, doing nothing. Nothing at all.

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Very inert."

You say, "It seems worth trying to move it."

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "You mean, like, physically?"

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "That seems unadvisable."

With determination, Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "I am going to pick it up."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "I have gloves on, it's fine."

Yarith lifts a dainty hand to his neckline, glancing about with uncertain disdain.

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says to Phoebus, "Citizen."

Yarith Shevat says to Phoebus, "They better be glassreed."

Nelras takes a step away from Phoebus.

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says, "Do not interact with the entity under threat of violation of the Containment Protocols."

Raising a digit in the air, Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Can I still interact with the entity?"

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says to Maligorn, "Aeromantically."

A sparkatron does nothing.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "You can lecture me on containment later, dear. It melted my face off. I'm going to be the one to bring it in."

Yarith Shevat exclaims, "Pick up the box!"

Yarith Shevat exclaims to Phoebus, "For science!"

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Just hold on."

Phoebus picks up the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

The Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000 quickly jumps out of Phoebus's hands, jumping high into the air and disappearing from view as it blasts you backward.

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Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Hhh."

"By Isune!" Phoebus profanes.

A small mechanical object falls from high up in the air, landing at the Matrix.

Shedrin takes a deep breath as the crystal surface of his face softens and shifts in colour, a muted glow appearing within.

Shedrin takes the Quintessential Mandala of Resplendent Harmony in both hands and bows his head. Swirling ribbons of colour race outwards from the mandala, wrapping about Shedrin as he begins to break down into an infinite number of small, fractal shapes before flaring outwards in a fractal swirl, dissipating into the air.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "The Matrix!"

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Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Stop."

A small mechanical object falls from high up in the air, landing near the Corrections Institute.

Yarith Shevat says, "Please refrain from interacting, looking at, being in the direct locale, or breathing the same air as the anomaly."

Lorina gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Deep in thought, Reylari leans her cheek on her hand.

Remmiel smiles wryly at Yarith.

Yarith beams broadly at Remmiel.

A stone gargoyle grabs Yarith and twirls him about in utter glee.

Lady Lorina says to Yarith, "You are so cute with your regulations."

Lorina shrieks about how adorable Yarith looks and smooshes his cheeks together.

Yarith glances askance at Lorina.

Lorina coughs softly.

Remmiel smiles wryly at Lorina.

You glance about uncertainly, your body turning a hazy shade of grey.

Sublime Opus Nelras says to Yarith, "So long as it does not breathe, the last part should be easy."

Primus Gero says to Yarith, "Shall we prepare the Petala?"

Lorina's ears perk up with a sudden interest.

Corrina tilts her head curiously.

Lady Lorina asks Gero, "Petala, you say?"

You say, "Finally, that thing we have heard so often but never seen..."

Yarith Shevat says to Gero, "No need. It's guilty of several charges and everyone present is a witness of the defacing of the Emeritus Windwhisper's statue. The penalty is destruction."

Lady Asmodia D'Varden, Covenant Lawyer says, "Oh sorry, it sounds like I've walked in on something important."

Sublime Opus Nelras says to Yarith, "Would it not be better to find the one responsible?"

Lady Lorina says to Asmodia, "Here? No."

Lady Asmodia D'Varden, Covenant Lawyer says, "Oh, of course not."

Lady Lorina says to Asmodia, "They never talk about anything too important, honestly."

Asmodia shrugs helplessly.

Asmodia gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Kendra scratches her head in confusion.

Primus Gero asks Asmodia, "Tales of War and Glory?"

With a sharp nod to Nelras, Yarith Shevat says to Gero, "We will have to prepare the court for the trial of Professor von Fixit."

Lorina playfully pinches Gero on the behind.

Falaeron, riding a companionable cube, enters from the up, emanating an aura of immense power.

With an abrupt laser beam from the up, an orange-rimmed portal pops into existence, a companionable cube zooming through and into the room, chirping a cheery hello.

Remmiel shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Falaeron Shevat asks, "Has the Sparkatron threat been neutralised?"

Remmiel scratches his head in confusion.

You shake your head.

Aeromage Reylari Windwhisper says, "No."

Yarith Shevat says, "It is quite live, yes."

Falaeron Shevat says, "I see."

Remmiel ponders Lorina thoughtfully, looking her up and down.

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and then quickly solidifies as Wondir comes into view.

Wondir inclines her head politely to those around her.

Nelras bows respectfully to Wondir.

Lorina flashes Remmiel a joyous smile.

You incline your head politely to Wondir.

Deep in thought, Reylari leans her cheek on her hand.

Yarith peers about himself unscrupulously.

Remmiel puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"

Yarith Shevat says, "Oh."

Yarith Shevat says, "It's gone."

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Falaeron peers about himself unscrupulously.

Aeromage Reylari Windwhisper says, "No it's not."

A small mechanical object falls from high up in the air, landing at the Library of Universal Knowledge.

Wondir blinks.

Library of Universal Knowledge.

Falaeron suddenly scoops up the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

The Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000 quickly jumps out of Falaeron's hands, jumping high into the air and disappearing from view as it blasts you backward.

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A small mechanical object falls from high up in the air, landing near the Bridge of Wings.

(Hallifax): Orventa says, "Do we know any gnomes amongst the citizenry? Perhaps one might be better equipped to handle faulty products."

(Hallifax): Yarith says, "I say we bring Professor Von Fixit - or whoever manufactures these to justice!"

(Hallifax): Doman says, "It is unlikely that this is specifically his work, though he may be capable of securing the thing."

(Hallifax): Nelras says, "I would recommend that we ask the Professor for advice on securing the device, there is time to investigate the cause afterwards."

So it came to be that two Symphonists and a Researcher braved the Starhopper to find the infamous Professor non Fixit - er, illustrious Professor von Fixit in an attempt to put a definitive end to this gnomish threat.

The Star Salon.

You say to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "Professor von Fixit, have you a moment?"

Professor Gargle von Fixit offers a gentle "Hmm?" as he tilts his head curiously.

Professor Gargle von Fixit says, "Can I help with something? It is not I who sells ze crates, you know."

Sublime Opus Nelras says to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "There is a malfunctioning device, a...sparkatron, I believe it is called, in Hallifax. It is causing quite some damage."

You say to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "There has been an unfortunate incident with a certain Gnomish Sparkatron in Hallifax...There are reports of the device sparking without any outside input, and it has destroyed a statue without being prompted to."

Professor Gargle von Fixit peers about himself unscrupulously.

You say to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "Even if you are not the purveyor of items, we were hoping your expertise would help us safely trap the device."

Professor Gargle von Fixit exclaims, "Zese devices are not capable of such things! Zey are not programmed with...with sentience!"

Grimly, you say, "However, this one seems to be."

Junior Fellow Wondir, Master of Temporal Science murmurs, "An anomaly."

Sublime Opus Nelras says to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "Possible or not, it is happening."

You say, "Cylinders keep falling into the city from above, also."

Professor Gargle von Fixit exclaims, "Zen zis Sparkatron has been tampered with!"

Wondir nods her head at Professor Gargle von Fixit, showing her acceptance.

Eyes lighting up, you ask Professor Gargle von Fixit, "Do you have any idea of who might do such a thing?"

Sublime Opus Nelras says to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "Might you be able to assist us in restoring it to its correct functionality, or else at least preventing it from doing further damage?"

Professor Gargle von Fixit says, "You must show me zis sparkatron! If it is allowed to continue, ze rumours would be very bad for business."

Professor Gargle von Fixit grumbles angrily.

Professor Gargle von Fixit begins to follow Nelras.

Grumbling as he scuttles along, Professor Gargle von Fixit says, "First Jeremiah takes all of ze custom with his crates, and now zis! Can a gnome not invent in peace?"

Junior Fellow Wondir, Master of Temporal Science says to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "An understandable sentiment, Professor!"

Wondir nods her head sagely.

(Hallifax): You say, "Has anyone witnessed a sparkatron falling recently? If there is any about the city, please alert us as to its whereabouts."

(Hallifax): Yarith says, "It is here, at the Bridge of Wings."

Before the Bridge of Wings.

Professor Gargle von Fixit looks about himself suspiciously.

Yarith peers at Professor Gargle von Fixit unscrupulously.

With a tinge of worry in his voice, Falaeron Shevat asks, "How did the Sparkatron even achieve sentience?"

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or, perhaps, when life gives you sparkatrons, make deadly assault weapons-- oh, hello."

Shedrin throws a plush doll of the Guardian Drachou at the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

Professor Gargle von Fixit peers at the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000 unscrupulously.

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Oh, look, we found someone."

With disdain, Yarith Shevat mutters, "Gnom..."

Yarith coughs softly.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Why did you bring a gnome? He's more likely to make it even more unstable."

You say to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "Here it is. Apologies for the delay."

The sparkatron seems to instantly go inert once more.

With a flourish of your hand, you gesture at the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

Luce Shevat, Jade Chairman says, "A facsimile of Bob Junior would also be acceptable, if we're going to assign it an associative enemy."

Spinning pink cherry blossom petals swirl in from the northwest, dancing playfully in joyous anticipation as Aramel emerges from their midst.

Aramel gives you a peck on the cheek.

Wildeflower Aramel Shevat says to you, "I found some more fuzzy - er."

Sublime Opus Nelras says to Phoebus, "Do you know anyone else who might help?"

Aramel falls briefly silent, as if noticing the large crowd present for the first time.

Folding his hands together, Yarith Shevat says, "I am glad we have found someone to forward the state repair fines to."

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says to Aramel, "Fuzzy what?"

Pushing up his spectacles, Professor Gargle von Fixit says, "Zis sparkatron does not look any different to me."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Yes, one of our own researchers, trained to contain anomalies."

Sublime Opus Nelras says to Aramel, "Greetings."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Please don't touch it."

Wildeflower Aramel Shevat says to Maligorn, "Creatures. Fuzzy creatures."

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat asks Aramel, "Is it cats?"

Luce gives a pained sigh.

Maligorn hums a happy tune.

Wondir beams broadly at Orventa.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says to Aramel, "We are dealing with a bit of a serious situation, here..."

Aramel picks up the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

The Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000 quickly jumps out of Aramel's hands, jumping high into the air and disappearing from view as it blasts you backward.

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Professor Gargle von Fixit bends over and begins examining the sparkatron with gleaming eyes.

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Aramel."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "..."

Wildeflower Aramel Shevat says, "...oh."

A small mechanical object falls from high up in the air, landing near the Windwhisper Gallery.

Luce Shevat, Jade Chairman says, "And I just got this circle."

Yarith Shevat says, "Prepare the axe."

"Hmph!" Professor Gargle von Fixit snorts.

Shedrin takes a deep breath as the crystal surface of his face softens and shifts in colour, a muted glow appearing within.

Professor Gargle von Fixit exclaims, "I was looking at zat!"

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Perhaps you should leave..."

Falaeron Shevat says to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "I haven't heard of other Sparkatrons doing that."

Wildeflower Aramel Shevat says, "Apologies."

Professor Gargle von Fixit says to Falaeron, "Zis is not normal behaviour. Perhaps I should charge more if zey are capable of zis."

Professor Gargle von Fixit looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Wildeflower Aramel Shevat says, "I can't find the exit."

Aramel shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You say to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "There are more sparkatrons about the city if you wish to examine another."

Wondir beckons to Aramel.

Professor Orventa Trueflight, Dreamer's Architect says, "East to get to the road if you need to?"

Yarith glances askance.

Falaeron Shevat looks thoughtful and says, "Maybe it has been tempered with."

You say to Falaeron, "The Professor agrees."

Professor Gargle von Fixit says, "I would like to see ze sparkatron that is ze problem, not zese other ones."

Professor Gargle von Fixit gives Aramel the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Falaeron Shevat frowns and says, "Well, we need to find it again."

Professor Gargle von Fixit waves his hand dismissively.

Professor Gargle von Fixit says, "Ah well. Zere is not much charge left in it anyway."

Sublime Opus Nelras says to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "Please follow me."

Falaeron Shevat says, "I believe it is at the Windwhisper Gallery."

To the gathered Hallifaxians, Sublime Opus Nelras says, "The Commissar wishes the Professor's presence."

(Hallifax): Yarith says, "Has anyone located it yet?"

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Will you be joining us with the sparkatron?"

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Well, yes, it did rather plainly land near the Windwhisper Gallery."

(Hallifax): Yarith says, "Ah."

(Hallifax): Yarith says, "My mistake."

Windwhisper Gallery.

Wondir beams broadly at you.

Professor Gargle von Fixit says, "Zere is no tampering zat I can see. Vat happened to it to cause zis?"

Professor Gargle von Fixit pushes his spectacles up his nose once again.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Er, well..."

You say, "The device began malfunctioning after it was placed into the Matrix. It refused to remain there."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "It -was- put into the Matrix a few times."

A sparkatron fires itself upward into the gallery, whizzing past Phoebus' head as a trail of sparks flies behind it.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Oh no!"

A violet ascent.

Falaeron suddenly scoops up the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

Falaeron drops the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

Yarith ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

A deathly cold wind sweeps through, causing your very breath to begin to freeze as Phoebus enters from the up.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "I've warned Lady Windwhisper."

(Hallifax): Luce says, "Lady Windwhisper, I highly recommend either evacuating or closing a hereto unforseen door."

Professor Gargle von Fixit says to Phoebus, "Vat vere you saying?"

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Someone put it in the Matrix a few times, but it kept being rejected."

Professor Gargle von Fixit gives a horrified gasp.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "It -wasn't- me."

You glance about uncertainly, your body turning a hazy shade of grey.

Professor Gargle von Fixit exclaims, "You put ze sparkatron in ze Nexus of Power?!"

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "Yes."

Yarith Shevat says, "Yes. Of course. Is how you destroy things."

Defensively, Falaeron Shevat says, "In my defence, I only did it once."

Falaeron Shevat says, "It had committed a misdemeanor and had to be arrested according to our Peace Articles."

Professor Gargle von Fixit says, "But...it is a priceless artifact! It took months to create! Why volud you vish to destroy it?"

Professor Gargle von Fixit blinks incredulously at Falaeron.

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says, "...hm."

Professor Gargle von Fixit says, "Ze sparkatron...committed a crime?"

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "It was a criminal entity."

Defensively raising his hands, Professor Gargle von Fixit backs away from the situation slowly.

Yarith Shevat says, "It's now basically the scourge of our society in the most modern of times."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "It continues to violently resist arrest."

Professor Gargle von Fixit says, "You are all mad. I vill leave you now vith ze sparkatron. It is out of power at any rate."

Luce ponders the situation.

Orventa quietly turns to a new page in her notepad as she documents the proceedings.

Force Commander Maligorn Shevat says to Professor Gargle von Fixit, "I believe we need you to stay."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Professor von Fixit."

Professor Gargle von Fixit exclaims, "Next time you vish to carry out your mad escapades, do not draw me into ze debacle!"

His finger buried deep within his own nostril, Professor Gargle von Fixit begins to wander off to the down, a distant "Eureka!" echoing after him.

You say, "Professor. None better than you understand the workings--."

Yarith glances askance.

You give a pained sigh.

Nelras mutters discontentedly.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "We have a runner."

Yarith Shevat mutters, "Gn....."

Luce Shevat, Jade Chairman says, "Okay, so out of power."

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says, "I recommend quick disposal of the device in the Gaudiguch."

Luce Shevat, Jade Chairman says, "Does that mean..."

Luce picks up the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Someone throw it at Gaudiguch, yes."

Shedrin beckons to Luce.

Sublime Opus Nelras says, "Great, now the Professor believes this all to be our own fault. Clearly that is not the case."

Shedrin flings a tarot card at the ground, and it vanishes into the earth in a spark of magic.

You begin to follow Shedrin.

A shimmering, translucent image rises up before you, its darkly gleaming surface displaying the twisting passages of the Catacombs of Death that criss-cross beneath the Basin of Life.

Shedrin reaches out and touches the map, and melts effortlessly into the image.

Nelras follows you ether.

Wondir follows you ether.

You follow Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper to Old Imperial Road by Dairuchi.

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says, "Throw it west."

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Where did you go?"

Luce ceases to wield a delicate crystal staff in his left hand.

Luce begins to wield the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000 in his left hand.

(Hallifax): You say, "Before Gaudiguch."

Luce hurls the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000 west.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "What's the plan?"

Junior Fellow Wondir, Master of Temporal Science asks, "We are not going in are we?"

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says to Falaeron, "Divinefire, bring it to the Flame and insert it."

A single burst of flame erupts from the Twisted Stairs of Gaudiguch, pillaring high into the skies.

You blink.

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says, "Ah, or not."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Uh oh."

Nelras tells you, "Good, good. I am afraid I really must return to my rest soon though."

Falaeron blinks.

Orventa lets out a startled "Meep!"

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper laughingly says, "Maybe we should get out of here."

You tell Sublime Opus Nelras, "That may be wise."

(Hallifax): Maligorn says, "I must retire for a while. Please divert all Aeromantic military needs to, uh."

(Hallifax): Maligorn says, "Falaeron, yes."

Yarith Shevat says, "Science stops for no man or woman."

Yarith points accusingly at Falaeron.

You tell Sublime Opus Nelras, "If you just saw what happened at Gaudiguch..."

Nelras tells you, "I did."

You follow Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper southeast to Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper whispers, "One of them is there!"

The party returned, against the Emeritus's wishes, to the Matrix, another mission successfully carried out. 

"Awwwww!" Phoebus says.

Luce wipes the back of his hand across his head in relief as he mutters, "Whew."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "I wanted to spy."

Luce Shevat, Jade Chairman says, "It is now an issue for Gaudiguch."

Yarith claps his hands together merrily.

Ordassa inclines his head politely to those around him.

Falaeron Shevat says, "The device was not at the stairs when I looked."

Nelras tells you, "I shall rest now. Be well, love."

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "I wanted to observe the situation."

Yarith Shevat says, "A job well done, yes."

You say, "This will be interesting indeed..."

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "Citizens are recommended to vacate the locales near Gaudiguch for now."

Corrina tilts her head curiously.

You tell Sublime Opus Nelras, "Good night, dearest."

Phoebus chuckles long and heartily.

Kialkarkea gives Wondir a peck on the cheek.

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "Long-range surveilance is recommended."

Wondir inches bashfully over to Kialkarkea and nuzzles her tenderly.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper sighs, "I want to know what they're doing."

Tribal Lord Remmiel Strongleaf says, "Dancing."

You murmur, "Same for me."

Luce nods his head at Shedrin.

Yarith Shevat says, "They probably believe it's an artifact of ancient gnomish power."

Yarith leans on Remmiel seeking consolation.

In a voice rusty from disuse, Junior Fellow Ordassa says, "Greetings comrades, what has happened."

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says to Phoebus, "Citizen, you violated a direct order under authority of the temporal anomaly containment protocols."

Falaeron Shevat says, "Sluelugh holds it in his hands."

Phoebus gives a horrified gasp.

Shedrin stares at Phoebus with a burning intensity.

Orventa inclines her head politely to Ordassa.

Shedrin appears to play a crystal spire lute, but you hear no sound.

Phoebus cries out in astonishment.

"One Will, One Collective." sings Shedrin, loosing grim, sombre notes from a crystal spire lute, and he looks directly at Phoebus.

You tell Junior Fellow Ordassa, "A gnomish sparkatron has gone sentient."

Staring balefully at Phoebus, Shedrin draws low, ominous chords from the air, focusing upon maintaining the killing song. Phoebus suddenly falters, glancing down in consternation as wrinkles form on her skin, crinkling like brittle parchment.

Emeritus Phoebus Windwhisper says, "Erm."

Falaeron Shevat says, "Good thing all of Professor Gargle's wares come with a built-in tracking function."

Warmth returns to your extremities as Phoebus glides out to the northwest, a chill wind leaving frost in her wake.

The Emeritus and her spousal entity left the area, for Commissar Windwhisper no doubt had a vigorous lecture on protocol to deliver. The rest of the city soon returned to their activities, and all was at peace once more.

(Hallifax): Wondir says, "Zephyr Kialkarkea has informed me that her previously owned Sparkatron passed through the matrix a number of times without malfunctioning. I would like to state that it is scientifically unlikely that this is the cause of the issue."

(Hallifax): You say,"Thank you for your input, Junior Fellow."

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "Gaudiguch is at the Portal of Fate."

(Hallifax): Luce says, "They still have the device, fortunately."

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "Perhaps you can recommend they place it within the Flame."

(Hallifax): Luce says, "I have planted the suggestion in the form of an advisement to the contrary."

(Hallifax): Luce says,  "They will not be able to resist."

(Hallifax): Luce says, "Just to be contrary."

(Hallifax): Shedrin says, "I shall be optimistic then."

Yes, all indeed was at peace once more.

Shedrin

Commissar Shedrin Windwhisper says, "Do not interact with the entity under threat of violation of the Containment Protocols."

Phoebus picks up the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron 9000.

She was duly executed later.

edit: I see you've included that.

This event from Shedrin's pov can be summed as:
Citizens cause disruption. Shedrin tries to impose order. Citizens don't listen to predictable results. Gnomes are bad.

Sluelugh

Oddly enough you all weren't all that far off of how Breandryn and I are handling it. Cascade of comical failures anyone?

Phoebus

You don't have the best part! It killed Falaeron's cube (*fanfare*), and then we were trying to train it to associate Drachou with antagonistic behaviors by repeatedly pelting it with a Drachou doll. Well, that's what Phoebus wanted to do at least, I really don't know Shedrin's ultimate motivation behind chucking the doll at it.

Falaeron

Haha companionable cube vs Sparkatron was amazing (even if I did mess up the emote /foreverashamed)

Sluelugh

That's awesome! I wish I would have followed the prompts from whomever was puppetting the fitzgarbleatron. There was a very small prompt that I only saw when I looked back at it that we should just put it in the nexus.

Shaddus

The warranty was voided when someone tampered with it.  No refunds, exchanges, or replacements. 

Breandryn

Sluelugh said:

That's awesome! I wish I would have followed the prompts from whomever was puppetting the fitzgarbleatron. There was a very small prompt that I only saw when I looked back at it that we should just put it in the nexus.

That was a dreamweaver actually. That's why I ignored that suggestion.

Ordassa

*TEEHEE*

Sluelugh

Breandryn said:

Sluelugh said:

That's awesome! I wish I would have followed the prompts from whomever was puppetting the fitzgarbleatron. There was a very small prompt that I only saw when I looked back at it that we should just put it in the nexus.

That was a dreamweaver actually. That's why I ignored that suggestion.

Even knowing that, I still wish we had. Think of the adventures!

Breandryn

No, it being a dreamweaver meant they wanted us to throw it in! We've foiled Hallifax's clever plans!

Phoebus

Yeah, our clever plans to let you have fun too.

Breandryn

We did have fun.