1001 things to do in Lusternia before you rage quit

1. Play in every org at least once.

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  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    2. Get True Ascendant.

    3. Become a Vernal God.
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  • 4. Stock the Illuminati guild shop with lovashi

  • PhoebusPhoebus tu fui, ego eris. Circumstances
    5. Find a replacement for your inactive spouse. :((
  • edited August 2015
    6. Marry Phoebus, then rage quit :p

  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    appoint someone to keep your cartels of awesome designs alive.



  • 9. Change your description to "is a hot dog looking thing"

  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    11. Win a seal



  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    edited August 2015
    12. Be GM.

    13. Be GC.

    14. Be GA.

    15. Be CL.

    16. Have >1000 days played.

    17. Be ranked #1 in Experience.

    18. Be ranked #1 in Achievements.
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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    19. Be me.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • We all have done this, it's a requirement at registration.

  • 20. Punch a Soulless in the eye.
  • LuceLuce Fox Populi
    21. Design something that gets approved.

    22. Get a design approved with stealth-poetry.

    23. Design something for each trade that can have designs.
  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    24. Get an events post mention



  • ShuyinShuyin The pug life chose me.
    997. Forget all lessons permanently (Could have spun the wheel too back in the day)
    998. Quit all relevant orgs
    999. Shout insults at gods to repeatedly get zapped
    1000. Steal all gold/credits from your org
    1001. Have a forum meltdown, sling personal attacks left and right to get permabanned
    1002. Ragequit
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  • 25. Get snubbed by your spouse.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Shedrin said:
    25. Get snubbed by your spouse.
    Ouch.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • DaraiusDaraius Shevat The juror's taco spot
    Gabriella said:
    26. Pull a @Daraius and remain staunchly loyal to your inactive spouse.

    27. Have your spouse return after IRL years.

    31. Write a play about this.
    I used to make cakes.

    Estarra the Eternal says, "Give Shevat the floor please."
  • 32. Solve the God-damned light puzzles on your own without any help from anyone. For reals. Not even a bit.

    33. Thank the people that helped you.

    34.  Try to solve the puzzle alone again.
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    "You are so much bigger than you think you are," She says, fervently. "You are a beacon of hope that shines through the world with every step you take. You are My beacon, Gabriella, and you shine even into the darkest of nightmares."
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    The air sparkles with silver motes of light as a silken voice says, "You will see growth and strength where others will see weakness. You will walk with Us as a paragon of Serenwilde's power, for you have already walked this path before."
  • 35. Lurk endlessly, while contributing absolutely nothing.

    Mayor Steingrim, the Grand Schema says to you, "Well, as I recall you kinda leave a mark whereever you go."
  • 36. Come back after months of vanishing.

  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    edited August 2015
    37. Only leave your manse to participate in drama on the news boards, especially during elections.



  • 38. Ninja someone on forums

  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    39. Get jailed on the forums for defending someone.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • KagatoKagato Auckland, New Zealand
    edited August 2015
    40. Get zapped by a divine.  Bonus points if it is @Estarra, @Ieptix or your own order patron. :p
    Never put passion before principle.  Even if you win, you lose.

    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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