After reading the latest godblog from Hoaracle, I went searching for some of my old logs. Apparently, I used to save a lot of things! I've got a grin on my face looking through some of these old things, and I figured I ought to heed the advice given in the aforementioned post, and share them here. It's also making me wonder why I ever stopped just saving everything even remotely interesting that happened; it's a habit I ought to pick up again!
I'll start off with my longest: The Infamous Cat Sphere Incident! It's rather long so I'll have to split it up into a few parts.
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "I don't know what the sphere is going to do with the cat."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Or vice-versa."
You say, "Did you put a cat in a sphere or something?"
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Maybe..."
You say, "Which one?"
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Opal."
You rub your chin thoughtfully, raise your eyebrow and say, "I see..."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "I gave it, actually."
You beckon to Taraj.
Taraj begins to follow you.
-------Before the Opal Sphere.-------
p sphere
A massive globe of solid opal, this sphere is easily larger than even the tallest of igasho. Perfectly smooth and semi-opaque, its pale, milky surface glistens with the colours found within its depths - an obfuscating array of prismatic planes, a rigid series of swirling yellows and blues and reds running together to become oranges and purples and greens. The base of the sphere rests upon the finest of pyramid-point fulcrums, its base cut flat upon a translucent opal daze that melds back into the opaline ground of its surroundings.
Occasional waves of energy ripple up from the point of contact with the fulcrum,
meeting at the exact opposite end of the vertical axis.
There are 8171 facets upon the surface of the Opal Sphere of Symmetrical
Accord.
The Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord has an air of extreme strength.
He weighs about 1785 pounds.
He is loyal to the Continuum.
You cannot see what the Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord is holding.
With your mighty index finger extended, you poke the Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord.
"Eh?" Taraj says curiously.
You say, "I'm trying to find the "eject cat" button."
The corners of Taraj's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
You say, "I wonder what happens if naughty children are put into spheres."
Taraj gives a horrified gasp.
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "It snarled at me."
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "How did it... I don't even...."
get cat from sphere
The Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord snarls at you as you approach.
Your eyes sparkle with amusement.
You give a soot-blackened tinderbox to the Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord.
You say, "So the cat doesn't get bored."
You say, "I wonder what else the spheres have in them?"
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Who knows."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "If anyone kills opal though, they're at least getting a cat and tinderbox."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Don't tell anyone, that might be all the incentive they need."
You rub your chin thoughtfully, raise your eyebrow and say, "I see..."
Glaring at the Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord, Taraj prods him repeatedly, the height of rudeness.
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says to the Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord, "Give me back the cat!"
Taraj gives a horrified gasp.
Taraj thanks the Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord profusely.
You tilt your head curiously at Taraj.
Taraj tells you, "( Dude, the sphere just shot the cat out!"
You tell Zephyr Taraj Skyplume, "( what, really!?"
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Where did the cat go?"
You say, "I didn't see anything."
You say, "Are you holding it?"
You tell Zephyr Taraj Skyplume, "( tell me what it said!"
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "I have IT."
Taraj shouts out a happy "Yay!"
You say, "Cat. Tell us."
Taraj thanks the Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord profusely.
A thunderclap amidst scarlet lightning announces the entrance of a scarlet thunderbird from the west.
You say, "Usha!"
The corners of Ushaara's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
Ushaara raises his hand in greeting and says "Hi!"
You say, "Taraj gave a cat to the Opal Sphere and he was stuck in there but."
You say, "It spat it back out to him after a while!"
You say, "We must find out what the cat has seen."
Taraj nods his head sagely.
Taraj gives a silver coloured cat to you.
You ponder a silver coloured cat thoughtfully, looking him up and down.
You say, "We should take him to an Institute member."
Ready for a new adventure, you point boldly towards the horizon and declare in a proud tone, "Onward!"
-------Before the Matrix.-------
You peer about yourself unscrupulously.
Taraj tells you, "( A cat flies out of the Opal Sphere of Symmetrical Accord, sizzling."
You tell Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer, "Orventa!"
You tell Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer, "We need your Institute knowledge and such."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "The cat must know so much."
Orventa arrives from the northwest.
A majestic, airy clarion slowly meanders into your realm of hearing, proclaiming the arrival of a radiant glass shadhahvar as he prances in from the northwest.
Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer says, "Yes?"
The corners of Orventa's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Cat retrieval."
Comprehension flashes across Orventa's face.
You say to Orventa, "Taraj gave the cat to the Opal Sphere, and it kept it inside of it for some time. We went back up, prodded at it, and eventually-."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "COMPLETE."
You say, "It shot it back out to Taraj and it was all sizzly and stuff."
"Oh?" Orventa exclaims quizzically.
You say, "We must find out what the cat has seen!"
You give a silver coloured cat to Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer.
Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer says, "Is it still alive?"
You nod your head emphatically.
Orventa gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
Orventa pets a silver coloured cat ingratiatingly.
You say, "Doesn't seem to be as much of an escape artist as it used to be though."
Taraj nods his head emphatically.
You say, "Probably pretty shocked by its journey."
A silver coloured cat jumps to the ground, shaking fitfully.
You give a horrified gasp.
"Awwwww!" Orventa says.
Orventa picks up a silver coloured cat.
A silver coloured cat leaps out of Orventa's hands!
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Oh no!"
Orventa picks up a silver coloured cat.
A silver coloured cat leaps out of Orventa's hands!
You pick up a silver coloured cat.
A silver coloured cat snuggles up in your arms, purring.
You pet a silver coloured cat ingratiatingly.
A silver coloured cat arches his back, enjoying your affection.
Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer says, "Poor thing."
You say, "This cat is a HERO."
Taraj nods his head sagely.
You say, "Because any animal who comes back from a strange place is for some reason a hero."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "He has learned much."
The corners of Orventa's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
A silver coloured cat jumps to the floor, a small wisp of smoke rising from his fur.
You stroke a silver coloured cat tenderly.
A silver coloured cat lets out a rumbling purr, enjoying your affection.
A silver coloured cat meows petulantly.
Orventa chuckles long and heartily.
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "I'm very sorry for that."
You say to a silver coloured cat, "Cat. Tell me your secrets."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "I didn't know!"
A silver coloured cat stares implacably at you.
(Market): You say, "Seeking someone who understands cat."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume exclaims, "I just wanted to see if the sphere could show love!"
(Market): Nataely says, "Meow?"
Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer says, "I don't know if we've proper housing for it."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "And it can't."
Orventa ponders the situation.
A silver coloured cat says, "Miaou."
Taraj gives a horrified gasp.
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Get a cat translator in here!"
(Market): You say, "No, it seems to be more like "Miaou"."
Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer says to a silver coloured cat, "What shall we call you?"
(Market): You say, "In dire need of a cat translator."
A silver coloured cat says, "Miaou rowr row."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "His words will usher a new era of science!"
A silver coloured cat inches bashfully over to you and nuzzles you tenderly.
You pet a silver coloured cat ingratiatingly.
A silver coloured cat arches his back, enjoying your affection.
Orventa strokes a silver coloured cat tenderly.
A silver coloured cat lets out a rumbling purr, enjoying Orventa's affection.
(Market): You say, "This is not a joke."
(Market): Sahmiam says, "I understand aslarari."
(Market): Nataely says, "Sorry, im only a little fluent in the cat vernacular. I coudlnt help with any proper housecats."
Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer says, "Maybe an aslaran? They're cat like..."
Taraj ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."
(Market): You say, "I'm afraid it's not aslari, but rather...cat."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Do we know any?"
Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer says to a silver coloured cat, "Would you like to come to the Institute?"
Taraj tilts his head curiously at a silver coloured cat.
A silver coloured cat growls menacingly at Taraj.
(Market): Sahmiam says, "Then I won't have to kill you for refering to aslari in such a manner."
A silver coloured cat says, "Mow."
Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer says, "We could give you many pigeons...?"
A silver coloured cat stretches and purrs like a cat.
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "I don't think he likes me..."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume exclaims, "I saved you from celest!"
A silver coloured cat hunches slightly and flares his body as he hisses warningly at Taraj.
"Eep!", Orventa screams in fright.
Orventa strokes a silver coloured cat tenderly.
A silver coloured cat lets out a rumbling purr, enjoying Orventa's affection.
You say to Taraj, "You put him in the sphere."
Taraj creases his brow in a frown.
You say, "I don't think he likes you."
A silver coloured cat exclaims, "Mraow!"
You say, "I guess I DID find the "eject cat" button..."
Air Marshal Kazban Shavatt, Twilight Tempest says to a silver coloured cat, "This one is likely feasible to be irritated with."
Kazban points accusingly at Taraj.
Kazban pets a silver coloured cat ingratiatingly.
A silver coloured cat arches his back, enjoying Kazban's affection.
Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer says to a silver
coloured cat, "You could be an Institute pet? How's that sound?"
Orventa ponders the situation.
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "But, now we know important scientific fact."
A silver coloured cat turns his back on Orventa and pointedly ignores her.
Orventa rubs her chin thoughtfully, raises her eyebrow and says, "I see..."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Sphere do NOT want pet cats."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Spehres, rather."
You say to a silver coloured cat, "Want a toy?"
A silver coloured cat turns his attention towards you as his ears perk up in interest.
You take a figurine of a gorgeous pheasant from a figurine collector's pouch.
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Perhaps I can make it up to the cat?"
You drop a figurine of a gorgeous pheasant.
A silver coloured cat pounces at a figurine of a gorgeous pheasant.
Orventa giggles happily.
Taraj's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
A silver coloured cat rolls over onto his belly, front paws grappling valiantly at the figurine of a gorgeous pheasant.
Your eyes sparkle with amusement.
"Awwwww!" Taraj says.
You pet a silver coloured cat ingratiatingly.
A silver coloured cat arches his back, enjoying your affection.
A silver coloured cat stretches languidly.
Wistfully, Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer says, "It'd be nice to have a cat in the city.."
Taraj nods his head emphatically.
You say, "He's a good cat."
You say, "He should go where he wants to go."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says to a silver coloured cat, "I'm sorry for what I put you through."
You laughingly say, "And I have a feeling it's not anywhere near Continuum."
A silver coloured cat prances slowly to the edge of the walkway, tail flicking this way and that.
You say, "Ah, careful-."
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says to a silver coloured cat, "Would you like to stay in Hallifax, or should I take you back?"
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says to you, "I think he likes it here."
A silver coloured cat promptly jumps off the walkway, a long, lingering "MEEEEOOOOOoooowwwww" accompanying his descent.
"Erk!" you say with a grimace.
Amenuensis Orventa Trueflight, Continuum Resource Officer bites her fingernails, hoping the cat won't fall.
Orventa shakes her head.
Zephyr Taraj Skyplume says, "Noooooooo."
Orventa stumbles forward clumsily before throwing her hands up and screaming "Noooooooo!" melodramatically.
Kazban grips his sides and chortles madly.
Taraj begins to weep uncontrollably.
Air Marshal Kazban Shavatt, Twilight Tempest says, "You made a cat kill itself, I hope you are proud of yourself."
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