House-visit

Delphas

Et al:

I am cooking for an entire army on the last Saturday of May.  Bring a sleeping bag (air mattress would be nice too, since we have hard-wood floors).  I have almost two acres of back-yard, so lovers might prefer to bring a one-man tent as well (if it were two-man tent then you wouldn't need to cuddle!).  COME ONE, COME ALL TO MY HOUSE.  It should be fun.  I'll build a fire to build a good bed of coals, and then cook and cook and cook and cook (gawd I love to cook!), and then seriously get my drink on.  The toddler's birthday party is last Sunday of May, just to warn you.

Address information will be discretely delivered in a brown, paper bag upon request.

Enyalida

Whereabouts do you live? This is useless information if your house is in Antartica. 

Delphas

I'm Mid-atlantic (southern central Pennsylvania) for people with access to cars or Amtrak, btw.  I'm not picky about which.  I'm just a few minutes from the Keystone line, right on I-83, and near I-76.  I hope that helps.