Song parodies!

Sakaki

I've seen some absolute crack-up parodies scattered throughout the forums, so thought it might be a good idea to have somewhere that they can all be gathered

I'll start out with one (I take no credit for this one, it was in fact written by a friend of mine)

(To the tune of "We are the Champions")

You pay our fees
Time after time.
You should be arrested
But stupidity's no crime.
And bad mistakes ‒
You've made a few.
You've had your share of cars towed to the yard
But still got no clue.

(And we mean to tow on and on, and on, and on)

We're tow truck drivers, my friends,
And we'll keep on towing 'til the end.
We're tow truck drivers.
We're tow truck drivers
No chance for free drops
'Cause we're the tow truck drivers of this town.

Talan

I want this thread to be full of only Lusternia-related song parodies.

Sakaki

Spoilsport.

Shaddus

Talan should start out with her Symphonium song.

Maligorn

Awaiting @Celina's choke-your-face bard song.

Tarkenton

@Selenity had a rather nice Frozen interpretation...

Cyndarin

Maligorn said:

Awaiting @Celina's choke-your-face bard song.

It's said that in my 8 years of playing, my most enduring legacy is choke-your-face

Siam

I remember those days. I'm old. :S

Tarkenton

And now lady Gaga being sung by Cartman is stuck in my head. Thanks!

Silea

I love my Rick Astley song. (there is also a dance)

Silea

We're no strangers to drinking

You love the booze and so do I

A full keg's what I'm thinking of

If I don't drink this I may just die

I just find booze so appealing

Gotta make you understand

I'm gonna fill this cup

Then I'm gonna guzzle it down

Never gonna run around without you

I might just cry,

If my booze goes dry!

Never gonna to tell Subotai

'I'm sober...'

I've been drunk, for so long

My liver's been aching

But it's too dead to say it

Inside I don't know what's been going on

If there's a drinking game

I'm gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Fool I'm drunk, don't you see

I'm gonna fill this cup

Then I'm gonna guzzle it down

Never gonna run around without you

I might just cry,

If my booze goes dry!

Never gonna to tell Subotai

'I'm sober...'

I'm gonna fill this cup

Then I'm gonna guzzle it down

Never gonna run around without you

I might just cry,

If my booze goes dry!

Never gonna to tell Subotai

'I'm sober...'

Ooooh fill this cup

Ooooh fill this cup

I'm gonna fill gonna fill, fill this cup

I'm gonna fill gonna fill, fill this cup

I've been drunk, for so long

My liver's been aching

But it's too dead to say it

Inside I don't know what's been going on

If there's a drinking game

I'm gonna play it

I just find booze so appealing

Gotta make you understand

I'm gonna fill this cup

Then I'm gonna guzzle it down

Never gonna run around without you

I might just cry,

If my booze goes dry!

Never gonna to tell Subotai

'I'm sober...'

I'm gonna fill this cup

Then I'm gonna guzzle it down

Never gonna run around without you

I might just cry,

If my booze goes dry!

Never gonna to tell Subotai

'I'm sober...'

I'm gonna fill this cup

Then I'm gonna guzzle it down

Never gonna run around without you

I might just cry,

If my booze goes dry!

Never gonna to tell Subotai

'I'm sober...'

Shaddus

(To the tune of Caribbean Queen by Billy Ocean) She marched by me, in paladin greaves. All heads bowed, because she was the queen. Ascendant skills that you can't ignore, JP buffs you like never before. __ I was just having a good time, checking out the dames; a fight was the last thing on my mind! __ Kaimanahi Queen! Now we're sharing the same screen! There's a pit down in the floor! Now my heart beats no more!

Alic

Please more.

Alaksanteri

I took a pill in Gaudibiza,

To show Cyndarin I was cool,

When I finally got sober, felt like 10 Ascensions older...

See 'I took a pill in Ibiza' from Mike Posner for the rythm.

Sylandra

Omg. The "Gaudibiza" part is one syllable too long, but otherwise I would totes be down for singing a full version of this.

Falaeron

Gaudiza?

Sylandra

I took a pill in Gaudiza,

To show Cyndarin I was cool,

When I finally got sober, felt 10 Ascensions older,

But frag it, it was something to do.

I'm hangin' out with the TAs,

Ride a phoenix just to prove

I'm a Pyro on fire, 'cause we lit at the pyres,

and our Goonsquad never gonna lose.

Don't you wanna be high like me?

Never gotta be salty, just free.

You ain't never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

You don't wanna join a squad like this?

Never knowing when you'll party like this?

You could be stuck up on that stage singing,

stuck up on that stage singing:

All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

I'm just a bard who already blew his shot

I get along with old timers

'Cause my name's a reminder of an Ascension some people forgot

And I can't keep an alt, no

'Cause as soon as my song comes up

I cut them all loose and boredom's my excuse

But truth is, I can't give Gaudi up

Don't you wanna be high like me?

Never gotta be salty, just free.

You never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

You don't wanna join a squad like this?

Never knowing when you'll party like this?

You could be stuck up on that stage singing,

stuck up on that stage singing:

All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

I hopped back to a north org

I brought my phoenix and my lyre

All my friends are all gone but I've got fire and rum

And these people think I'm a PVP star

But honestly, we only raid some.

I met some fans on clan

They said tell us how to make it, cuz we're getting real impatient,

So I shrugged, QUIT ORG, and said:

Don't you wanna be high like me?

Never gotta be salty, just free.

You never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

You don't wanna join a squad like this?

Never knowing when you'll party like this?

You could be stuck up on that stage singing,

stuck up on that stage singing:

All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

Alaksanteri

Sylandra said:

I took a pill in Gaudiza,

To show Cyndarin I was cool,

When I finally got sober, felt 10 Ascensions older,

But frag it, it was something to do.

I'm hangin' out with the TAs,

Ride a phoenix just to prove

I'm a Pyro on fire, 'cause we lit at the pyres,

and our Goonsquad never gonna lose.

Don't you wanna be high like me?

Never gotta be salty, just free.

You ain't never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

You don't wanna join a squad like this?

Never knowing when you'll party like this?

You could be stuck up on that stage singing,

stuck up on that stage singing:

All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

I'm just a bard who already blew his shot

I get along with old timers

'Cause my name's a reminder of an Ascension some people forgot

And I can't keep an alt, no

'Cause as soon as my song comes up

I cut them all loose and boredom's my excuse

But truth is, I can't give Gaudi up

Don't you wanna be high like me?

Never gotta be salty, just free.

You never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

You don't wanna join a squad like this?

Never knowing when you'll party like this?

You could be stuck up on that stage singing,

stuck up on that stage singing:

All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

I hopped back to a north org

I brought my phoenix and my lyre

All my friends are all gone but I've got fire and rum

And these people think I'm a PVP star

But honestly, we only raid some.

I met some fans on clan

They said tell us how to make it, cuz we're getting real impatient,

So I shrugged, QUIT ORG, and said:

Don't you wanna be high like me?

Never gotta be salty, just free.

You never gotta idle at the Flame, all alone.

You don't wanna join a squad like this?

Never knowing when you'll party like this?

You could be stuck up on that stage singing,

stuck up on that stage singing:

All I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

Darling, all I know, are drunk songs, (drunk songs)

I love it. You completed it very nicely.

Sylandra

Your inspiration was amazingly inspirational!

Falaeron

So I needed a nine-stanza song for my Symphonium classflex application...

Gemstones in orbit and tulips of beryls

Best crystal Matrix and cute flying aerials

Cool, breezy wind gusts blown 'gainst my wings

These are some of my favourite things

When the south taints 

With dark shadows

drinking artlessly

I simply remember my favourite things

And then I'm in Harmony

Iosion

Falmiis said:

So I needed a nine-stanza song for my Symphonium classflex application...

Gemstones in orbit and tulips of beryl

Best crystal Matrix and cute flying aerials

Cool, breezy wind gusts blown against my wings

These are just some of my favourite things

When the south taints 

With dark shadows

drinking artlessly

I simply remember my favourite things

And then I'm in Harmony

You should say "against" because it matches the cadence of the orginal song...and change "beryls" to "beryl".

Gwenelle

Serenwilde has a whole NWA mixtape of parodies 

Salome

Reasons why I need to be a Harbinger, a.k.a my application for @Eliron:

All the Wyrden (People)

 

All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)

All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)

All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)

All the wyrden people, put your guard up!

 

Up in your trees, we just slaught’ up, I’m murdering all these freaks

Decided to stomp some toads, and now you want to call this a hoax

Because you think that the bonds of shadows are sleek

 

I’m sky clad in them, they’re on my skin

Don’t pay those peons any attention

Just cry those tears, for the rest of your years

Your rage just excites me more

 

If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it,

If you treasured it, then you should have wyrded it,

Don’t be mad once you see the truth in it,

When the Basin except us goes to.. shhh…

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh x2

 

If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it,

If you treasured it, then you should have wyrded it,

Don’t be mad once you see the truth in it,

When the Basin except us goes to.. shhh…

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh x2

 

I got blood on my lips, severed heads on my hips

Corseted in my sheer lace gown

Ringed nose held up, tea in my cup

Nothing matters but Glomdoring

 

I need no permission, I’m on a mission

Don’t pay those peons any attention

You had your static-turn, and now you’re going to learn

What it’s really like squished under my feet

 

If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it,

If you loved it, then you should have wyrded it,

Don’t be mad once you see the truth in it,

When the Basin except us goes to.. shhh…

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh x2

 

Don’t beg for mercy from me in this world

It’s tiring for us girls,

Your screams are what I prefer, what you deserve

Is a death that’s painfully educational

And shows to you the glory of the Wyrd

Let the shadows fall

Say Glory be to Glomdoring

If you don’t, you’ll be dead

And like a ghost I’ll haunt

 

All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)

All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)

All the wyrden people, (all the wyrden people)

All the wyrden people, put your guard up!

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

 

If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it,

If you treasured it, then you should have wyrded it,

Don’t be mad once you see the truth in it,

When the Basin except us goes to.. shhh…

oh oh oh.

 

If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it,

If you treasured it, then you should have wyrded it,

Don’t be mad once you see the truth in it,

When the Basin except us goes to.. shhh…

If you adored it then you should have really wyrded it, oh oh oh

Salome

I hate to bump, but doesn't anyone appreciate Queen Bey? @Tremula @Cyndarin

Eliron

Salome said:

Reasons why I need to be a Harbinger, a.k.a my application for @Eliron:

Application approved!

Tamashi

Elayde decided we should have Hallifax gangster rap in the Symphonium, so we looked at Gangster's Paradise, this is the first verse before chorus:

As I walk up the stairs approaching Ascent
I take a listen and realize the cries of lament
Because we've performing and playing for so long
That even Mesadari thinks that my vocals are strong
But I've never abandoned a person that didn't deserve it
My lyrics so official they need a seal just like a writ
You better watch how you talk and or you'll go abridged
Or you're going to be tossed off the highest bridge, fool
I really hate to be triggered but it's time to represent

Talan

For those who don't know Bang Bang, I like the Nancy Sinatra version best.

I was nintey-five and he, eighty-six.
We borrowed some demi's bubblix.
He was mean, and I was fair.
He would always win the Flare.

Pew pew. He shot my ship.
Pew pew. He hit the grid.
Pew pew. My shields were stripped.
Pew pew. My baby shot my ship.

Reasons came, and changed our orgs.
I went to live among the Borgs.
He would always tease and say,
"Remember when I made you pray?"

Pew pew. He shot my ship.
Pew pew. He hit the grid.
Pew pew. My shields were stripped.
Pew pew. My baby shot my ship.

Music played, and we would sing,
"Remember that old aether ring."

Now he's gone, I think retired,
but I remember how he fired.
He left the rings quite charred
whenever he'd bombard.

Pew pew. He shot my ship.
Pew pew. He hit the grid.
Pew pew. My shields were stripped.
Pew pew. My baby shot my ship.

Zoku

For all the noncoms

I don't wanna be a PKer, no sir
I'm not a PKer, I just defend a lot
Punish ya, if that's what you're looking for
For my noncoms, for my noncoms
I don't wanna be a PKer, no sir
I'm not a PKer, I just defend a lot
Punish ya, if that's what you're looking for
I'm not down to fight ya

For Acrobatic Bards

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this

My my my my music hits you, so hard
Makes you say, oh my lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
That's good when you know you're beat
A super evasive bard, not static, I'm acrobatic
And I'm known as such
And this is a bard uh you can't touch

Arix

subtitle of this thread: Every other bard song

Kilian

I don't think this one will be amusing to anyone except those who were on the recent aetherhunts on the Songbird, and who are also familiar with the song Barrett's Privateers (if you're not, listen to it first, then be prepared to listen to something else later so it won't be stuck in your head all day). The first verse was made up on the spot on an aetherhunt when @Tristanna was making sure everyone was awake so Kilian threatened to sing to wake them all up. Eventually I finished it off.

Oh the year was 453CE, how I wish I was in Serenwilde now... a letter of marque come from the regent to the scummiest aethership I ever seen, gods damn them all... I was told we'd cruise the void for auronidion and dust, we'd fire no turrets, shed no tears.. now I'm a broken man on a Hallifax tier, the last of @Saz's privateers.

Oh, @Tristanna cried on the aethers all (how I wish I was in Serenwilde now) for seven brave folk, to form the crew, with at least one fink and some demigods too, gods damn them all…  I was told we'd cruise the void for auronidion and dust, we'd fire no turrets, shed no tears.. now I'm a broken man on a Hallifax tier, the last of Saz's privateers.

The Songbird's grid was a sickening sight, how I wish I was in Serenwilde now, she'd chirp all the time and her feathers askew, while @Aeldra cackled madly over her slivven stew, gods damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the void for auronidion and dust, we'd fire no turrets, shed no tears.. now I'm a broken man on a Hallifax tier, the last of Saz's privateers.

On the day of wildnodes we launched from the dock, how I wish I was in Serenwilde now! We were 91 days to the astral plane since we'd lost our flashpoints the previous day, gods damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the void for auronidion and dust, we'd fire no turrets, shed no tears.. now I'm a broken man on a Hallifax tier, the last of Saz's privateers.

We had barely set down three shockwaves, how I wish I was in Serenwilde now! When a bloody great Dreadnought hove in sight. With all three turrets we made to fight, gods damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the void for auronidion and dust, we'd fire no turrets, shed no tears.. now I'm a broken man on a Hallifax tier, the last of Saz's privateers.

The Dreadnought lay low down with dust, how I wish I was in Serenwilde now! She was broad and fat and a twisty maze, but to catch her took the Songbird two whole days, gods damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the void for auronidion and dust, we'd fire no turrets, shed no tears.. now I'm a broken man on a Hallifax tier, the last of Saz's privateers.

Then at length we stood two klicks away, how I wish I was in Serenwilde now! Our grid and turrets made an awful noise, but with one marwurble she'd left us froze, gods damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the void for auronidion and dust, we'd fire no turrets, shed no tears.. now I'm a broken man on a Hallifax tier, the last of Saz's privateers.

The Songbird shook and pitched on her side, how I wish I was in Serenwilde now! @Breandryn was smashed like a bowl of eggs, and seventeen slivven were gnawing on my legs, gods damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the void for auronidion and dust, we'd fire no turrets, shed no tears.. now I'm a broken man on a Hallifax tier, the last of Saz's privateers.

So here I'm back to my 97th circle, how I wish I was in Serenwilde now! It's been just six days since we sailed away and I was immolated in Hallifax yesterday, gods damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the void for auronidion and dust, we'd fire no turrets, shed no tears.. now I'm a broken man on a Hallifax tier, the last of Saz's privateers.

A few others who aren't named in the song but should be tagged: @Havastus, @Amuril, @Neftarys, @Thorton, and I don't remember who else was on that run.

Milune

I sang a song for @Tambador



I've got a pest in my life, trying to ruin my day.
I'm not concerned with the Undercity, that's not part of my day.
I have some allies in the d'Cente too, I've got peers that can never leave Nil too.
I have two manses, thirty million in total, yet I've got people still trying to do me over.
I've got pariahs that I have to act like I like, but my Stage days are over, scorn those freaks for life
Indeed, I have enemies, I have a lot of enemies.
Treated like an Astral Node, trying to drain me of my energy.
Trying to take away from a Viscanti. Interfering with the plan I'll pray for the ornery.

Energy - Drake
Don't try to sing it, it doesn't fit well.