A dank lobby.This large hall was clearly a resplendent lobby when first built, lavish with crystal chandeliersand exquisite paintings exhibited upon the walls. However, a dreary gloom has descended and thevibrance of the colours has been washed away, tending to darker greys and blacks. The air is stilland heavy with the scent of blood and sweat. A large wooden cabinet rests against the eastern wall,filled with exquisite jewelleries, though tell-tale hairline cracks creep up behind it and revealits true purpose. A wide red carpet, smothered with dust from ages past, glides to the north andterminates against the elevator door. A small lever has been fitted to the left-hand side of thedoorway.You see exits leading north and out (open door).546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-nA large elevator.A large sign has been hung from the metal bars of the elevator, a warning to those who would enterthe asylum. Her barbed tail curling between four fearsome legs, a giant brutish chimaera with fierycrimson wings crouches quietly within her surroundings.You see a single exit leading south.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 998en, 1000w Bex-Eria peers at you unscrupulously.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 998en, 1000w Bex-greet eriaYou greet Eria with a sincere smile.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-lA large elevator.This relatively small elevator appears to be in a relatively poor state. The floor is a sheet ofthick metal, and the walls and ceiling are merely a set of steel bars - each with a swinging metaldoor - that allow sight onto the jagged rock walls of the tunnel which traverses the mountain'sheight. A foul scent floats in the air here, stinking strongly of stale blood and sweat. A small padhas been attached between two bars on the western wall, upon the surface of which are etched a fewnotes. A large sign has been hung from the metal bars of the elevator, a warning to those who wouldenter the asylum. Her barbed tail curling between four fearsome legs, a giant brutish chimaera withfiery crimson wings crouches quietly within her surroundings.You see a single exit leading south.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-ih"sign121829" a large warning sign"chimaera252722" a giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wingsNumber of objects: 2546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-Eria snorts and snuffles at the air through a ridiculous pig nose.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-p chimaeraFearsome and great in size, this giant brutish chimaera is the embodiment of all gone wrong increation. Appearing as a mishmash of animal parts, the chimaera prowls on four massive legs, thefront of which resemble a lion's mighty paws covered in blue wyvern scales and mighty talons, andthe hind legs those of the lithe goat. A thick, muscular body makes up the mighty bulk of thechimaera's frame, broad and covered in shimmering blue scales at the torso and narrower and lithe atthe haunches. She possesses fiery crimson wings, while a barbed tail snakes from the beast's rear,serpentine in its movement and tipped with a long, stinging barb. The snarling head of a lion, thickwith a flowing mane of ebon fur, crowns the beast's front at the shoulders. The eyes are white and atwin pair of oversized black horns curl back from the beast's head and twist into deadly points. Sheis called 'Draer.'A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings looks to be crushingly strong.She weighs about 1062 pounds.Her feedbag could use replenishing, and she shows the first signs of hunger.She is loyal to Shabinar Eria.You cannot see what a giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings is holding.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-lA large elevator.This relatively small elevator appears to be in a relatively poor state. The floor is a sheet ofthick metal, and the walls and ceiling are merely a set of steel bars - each with a swinging metaldoor - that allow sight onto the jagged rock walls of the tunnel which traverses the mountain'sheight. A foul scent floats in the air here, stinking strongly of stale blood and sweat. A small padhas been attached between two bars on the western wall, upon the surface of which are etched a fewnotes. A large sign has been hung from the metal bars of the elevator, a warning to those who wouldenter the asylum. Her barbed tail curling between four fearsome legs, a giant brutish chimaera withfiery crimson wings crouches quietly within her surroundings.You see a single exit leading south.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A red glow emanates from the Wheel of the Goloths, which lets out an ear-splitting screech.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-read signYou read what is written on a large warning sign:Danger: entrance to the i'Xiia asylum is at your own risk.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-l eriaShe is a regal aslaran titan and stands at about five feet, four inches tall. Her wings, spanningfrom her back, are storm gray. Her hair, reaching down a bit past her shoulders, is black in color.Her figure is leen, and slightly toned, giving way to her strength, and stature. A smile, seems toalways be upon her face, showing her pearly white teeth. Her eyes, are each a different colour, onebeing pearl white, as the other sky blue. She is wearing a midnight-black engagement ring set with afiery ruby, a ridiculous pig nose, a twisting ring of amethyst, 18 pink ruby brooches shaped into aheart, a shadow-black backpack, a long pitch black coat with silver trim and a heavy, black woolencloak.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-Shabinar Eria says, "Why are you ruining my gank."546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-Eria peers at you unscrupulously.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-'Gank??You ask, "Gank?"546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-Shabinar Eria says, "Why are you even here?"546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-'What is that??You ask, "What is that?"546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-scratchYou scratch your head in confusion.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-Eria gives you the once over.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-Eria has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-Eria has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-lA large elevator.This relatively small elevator appears to be in a relatively poor state. The floor is a sheet ofthick metal, and the walls and ceiling are merely a set of steel bars - each with a swinging metaldoor - that allow sight onto the jagged rock walls of the tunnel which traverses the mountain'sheight. A foul scent floats in the air here, stinking strongly of stale blood and sweat. A small padhas been attached between two bars on the western wall, upon the surface of which are etched a fewnotes. A large sign has been hung from the metal bars of the elevator, a warning to those who wouldenter the asylum. Her barbed tail curling between four fearsome legs, a giant brutish chimaera withfiery crimson wings crouches quietly within her surroundings.You see a single exit leading south.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-Shabinar Eria says, "Why are you here?"546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-'Why shouldn't I be here??You ask, "Why shouldn't I be here?"546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-read signYou read what is written on a large warning sign:Danger: entrance to the i'Xiia asylum is at your own risk.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-p padA giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-This small square pad of curved silvery metal, roughly four inches by four inches, has become dulledover time to a morose grey lustre. In small writing, a list of accessible floors has been etched onits surface. The pad rests slightly out of the wall, and can clearly be pushed backwards into arecession.It weighs 5 ounce(s).546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-push padYou press down upon the elevator pad and a crisp voice asks, "What is your destination?"546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-lA large elevator.This relatively small elevator appears to be in a relatively poor state. The floor is a sheet ofthick metal, and the walls and ceiling are merely a set of steel bars - each with a swinging metaldoor - that allow sight onto the jagged rock walls of the tunnel which traverses the mountain'sheight. A foul scent floats in the air here, stinking strongly of stale blood and sweat. A small padhas been attached between two bars on the western wall, upon the surface of which are etched a fewnotes. A large sign has been hung from the metal bars of the elevator, a warning to those who wouldenter the asylum. Her barbed tail curling between four fearsome legs, a giant brutish chimaera withfiery crimson wings crouches quietly within her surroundings.You see a single exit leading south.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls out to the south, her barbed tail swingingdangerously behind her.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-read signYou read what is written on a large warning sign:Danger: entrance to the i'Xiia asylum is at your own risk.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A giant brutish chimaera with fiery crimson wings prowls in from the south, making her presenceknown with a mighty roar.546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-A crisp voice states, "No destination."546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-p padThis small square pad of curved silvery metal, roughly four inches by four inches, has become dulledover time to a morose grey lustre. In small writing, a list of accessible floors has been etched onits surface. The pad rests slightly out of the wall, and can clearly be pushed backwards into arecession.It weighs 5 ounce(s).546h, 426m, 426e, 0p, 1000en, 1000w Bex-read padYou read what is written on an elevator pad:1) The main lobby.2) The patient wards - first floor.3) The staff facilities - second floor.
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She'd popped a few power defences and then suddenly wooshed back to the top of the facility in the elevator.
While I don't condone the word gank and the in/out spam, the rest of it is a good IC series of questions and subsequent actions. You had been lighting up deathsight all day in various places far too strong for you to hunt, despite people offering you assistance in newbie channel as to where to go. The time you turned up there and then just really ruined her day, and she likely went to attack you in sheer frustration.
On the plus side, it was a huge source of comedy for me, thanks!
The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."
You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!
What is this? This is not a real thread.
Did you just blame the (unevidenced) lack of novice retention on Eria using the word "gank" ICly?
FYI: things like "I think it's pretty evident why new player retention is just not there: the existing community," indicate you are not actually a new player at all, otherwise how would you even know? Obvious trolling of Eria is, unfortunately, too obvious.
I give this 2 out of 5 troll faces.
That's 14 deaths in just over 6 hours, I refuse to believe the Fates would have any patience left on someone who died that many times after turning down good advice from other people.
The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."
You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!
No way. Trolls get trolled. Trololololl all the way home.