It seems my IRL wife has decided to try Lusternia. She's insanely jealous, and wants to sit next to me when we play so we can be together. Obviously, this is going to put a damper on all my Lusternian activities. I'm going have to instate some rules for you guys so I don't get in trouble.
1: From now on, no snuggling/licking/groping/leghumping/glomping/whatever to my characters. Even if you don't know it's my character, because you likely won't.
2: All of my Lusternian characters are now officially celibate. Sorry, ladies.
3: I'd appreciate it if you don't kill my characters in fights. I've told my wife that I'm one of the best pkers in the game, and if she sees me get killed, I'm going to get flak for it.
4: If you see one of my characters snuggling or being affectionate with another person and you're married to me ICly, don't take it personally. It's probably my wife.
5: If anyone asks you about a character of mine, I'm an amazing and fun-loving person who helps everyone out and never causes trouble. I also never flirt with people and I'm generous to everyone.
Thanks, guys.
Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
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Are you sure that you want your wife to get a glimpse of this multiple personality disorder?
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Did you perchance warn her of the multiplaying rule? That might be one way to get out of this, if Lusternia suddenly sprouts a few thousand new shrubberies.
(Then please be gentle in your mockery)
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