Pretend Skills You Wish You Had

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  • TurnusTurnus The Big Bad Wolf
    edited March 2014
    STOMP BABY in order to kill them? I feel that would need to be a command.

    Edit: Oh I missed the shake part to kill. Still like stomping them though.

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    The original picture of Turnus is still viewable here, again by Feyrll.
  • MaligornMaligorn Windborne
    edited March 2014
    The shaking baby is kind of harsh on my mind, so I tihnk once they're timechant deaged a bunch of blocks with letters should fly out of the aether and say "Babality" instead. And they poof away to phoenix or conglute without any harm done.

    EDIT: Man, especially if you think about shaking a tae'dae cub or an itty bitty furrikin. =(((((

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  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Give them a milk comm to keep them in the room/slow down writhing.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • SiamSiam Whispered Voice
    edited March 2014
    This is for @Ileein.


    Demented Dejavu    Relive the moment...over and over and over again.
    Syntax: TIMECHANT DEJAVU <target>

    If your target becomes so warped in time, you will find yourself able to briefly skewer the flow of time around them. They will themselves reliving their last action over and over again. This effect lasts until the time loop is unravelled and they are returned to the normal time stream.

    (lasts one minute, although it may last longer depending on the time warp levels of the target when cast(maximum of 2 minutes)
    (frequency of redoing the last action decreases over time)
    (last action fires every 5 seconds(or a fire rate similar to darkseed), every action throws the target off equilibrium for 0.5 seconds)




    Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"

    #bringShikariback 


  • Marcella said:

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    Where is the line between patting and hitting?
    When is rocking rocking, and when is it "shaking"?
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    ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD.
  • ShaddusShaddus , the Leper Messiah Outside your window.
    Ieptix said:
    Marcella said:

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    Where is the line between patting and hitting?
    When is rocking rocking, and when is it "shaking"?
    When the breathing stops.
    Everiine said: The reason population is low isn't because there are too many orgs. It's because so many facets of the game are outright broken and protected by those who benefit from it being that way. An overabundance of gimmicks (including game-breaking ones), artifacts that destroy any concept of balance, blatant pay-to-win features, and an obsession with convenience that makes few things actually worthwhile all contribute to the game's sad decline.
  • SiamSiam Whispered Voice
    I will make an an for the whole baby thing.
    Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"

    #bringShikariback 


  • KarlachKarlach God of Kittens.
    The thought of being decapped by a baby wielding a giant two handed weapon is hilarious.

    The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."

    You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!


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  • KarlachKarlach God of Kittens.
    Also Dejavu seems horribly broken if you catch it on say, hack down. They'll essentially bash themselves against your rebounding till they lop their own head off.

    The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."

    You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!


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  • SynkarinSynkarin Nothing to see here
    Morkarion said:
    Also Dejavu seems horribly broken if you catch it on say, hack down. They'll essentially bash themselves against your rebounding till they lop their own head off.
    Because that odd situation is what makes it horribly broken

    Everiine said:
    "'Cause the fighting don't stop till I walk in."
    -Synkarin's Lament.
  • KarlachKarlach God of Kittens.
    Synkarin said:
    Morkarion said:
    Also Dejavu seems horribly broken if you catch it on say, hack down. They'll essentially bash themselves against your rebounding till they lop their own head off.
    Because that odd situation is what makes it horribly broken
    There's a plethora of similar scenarios, that's just the one that popped into my head first.

    The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully, "Congratulations, Morkarion, you are the Bringer of Death indeed."

    You see Estarra the Eternal shout, "Morkarion is no more! Mourn the mortal! But welcome True Ascendant Karlach, of the Realm of Death!


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  • SiamSiam Whispered Voice
    Trueheal? :3
    Viravain, Lady of the Thorns shouts, "And You would seize Me? Fool! I am the Glomdoring! I am the Wyrd, and beneath the cloak of Night, the shadows of the Silent stir!"

    #bringShikariback 


  • Ieptix said:
    Marcella said:

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    Where is the line between patting and hitting?
    When is rocking rocking, and when is it "shaking"?
    That is inversely proportional to the quality of the legal team you can afford.
  • Vivet said:
    TIMECHANT DEAGING <target>

    Turns the target into a baby if they're below 25% mana. Baby-fied people all have their stats set to 1, have rubble-style movement between rooms (crawling), can't use says or channels (replaced with drooling/crying). The deaging will destabilise in a minute or so, otherwise uncurable. They appear in the room as "a chubby baby bearing a strong resemblance to <victim>".

    You can keep a baby in place with GRAB <victim>, and instantly kill them with SHAKE <victim> if you can keep them grabbed. Grab is cured via writhing.

    This is a rudimentary sketch of a secondary instant kill we've only mused over for aeonics, more as a joke than anything else. In my head, I imagine the baby still has full access to all their skills, and keep it here for the sake of amusement, so you can imagine someone still pulling off a nercomancy sacrifice kill in spite of being turned into a baby, or people complaining about contortionist babies.

    No.
    Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
  • Telekinesis. A subskill of psionics.

    manipulateobjects: with a sharp burst of concentration you expertly slice <target> tendons with your flying shofa rendering him unable to move.

    Earthslam: Concentrating hard you make <target> float up into the air and to kiss the earth repeatedly knocking him unconcious

    Multitasking: You pick up a large <object> and repeatedly beat <target> with it. (and then you're able to use the normal shofangi attacks)

    All attacks use up mana and willpower. as well the normal things. 

    Telekinetic shaolin monks. HEE!


    is dead like the dodo
  • Runes:
    Stuff all the runes in a bag and bash your enemy upside the head with them, the number of afflictions caused is how many times you cna bash them during a period of time.
    OR
    Runepocolypse. Fling EVERY rune at the person to mass inflict them for a certain period of time.

    Pyromancy:
    Spontanious combustion, heat the person from the inside out until they burst into flame and/or explode flinging burning chunks of person around, hitting other enemies.

    ABLAZE! Give PYros the ability to set the room ablaze D:

    Telekinesis:
    Force-action: force a person to do a specific emote they are capable of. Pure flavor but forcing someone to kiss someone else would be hilarious.
    Mysrai, the Beckoner Beyond the Maze intones, "Continue to manifest the paradigm of working, My Alary."
    The Divine voice of Camus the Cinderfly echoes in your head, "Thank you, once-body. I am happy that I fell into that eye."
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  • LavinyaLavinya Queen of Snark Australia
    Panic flail, aka the keyboard mash. When overwhelmed and lost and confused and dying, mash the keys in panic, causing hysterical flailing that afflicts enemies and allies alike with concussions, black eyes and nose bleeds, giving me the much needed moment to collect myself and gracefully exit/flee.



  • CyndarinCyndarin used Flamethrower! It was super effective.
    Choke :(
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  • EnyalidaEnyalida Nasty Woman, Sockpuppeteer to the Gods
    SHAZBAT
  • edited April 2014
    Shadowbeat (And any bard specialisation)

    INSTRUMENTBREAK
    BREAK <instrument> ON <target>

    You must have a bonded instrument. By doing INSTRUMENTBREAK, you will destroy your instrument, giving random damage and all aurics at once to all your enemies in the area. You cannot call your instrument back for a day.

    BREAK <instrument> ON <target> will instantly kill anyone at the cost of your mana and ego. You cannot call your instrument for a day.
    Retired.
  • XenthosXenthos Shadow Lord
    Haezon said:

    Shadowbeat (And any bard specialisation)


    BREAK <instrument> ON <target> will instantly kill anyone at the cost of your mana and ego. You cannot call your instrument for a day.
    Uhhh... no thanks.
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