Good dental plan. (Not really). I like voodoo culture and African tribal customs, hence why I aimed Haezon at being a witch doctor type person. He'd use bones, wear creepy face paint and chalk and sa… (View Post)
A sudden gust of wind catches you and blows you out of the tree.You fall theatrically to the ground, loosening your muscles to lessen the impact of the blow. Like a boss. (View Post)
Haezon becomes Minister of Cultural Affairs. (SFW but use your judgement). http://youtu.be/pMRl55U0eDw And his eventual fate (If he returns to being annoying). (View Post)
I recently picked up and read a book about some bug which eats a lot of food. He's apparently starving or something, and it's a really good twist at the end after he's eaten. (View Post)