An unlikely hero finds an ancient relic. Challenge by a jerky bad dude. Captured but then let go by love interest. Go to secret place, bunch of "unique" people. Team forms. Oops, enemies are here. Pirate helps heroes escape. Unlikely Hero says, "I h…
Stereotype jerk male meet strong female lead and friends. Friends are idiots and die quickly. They're almost killed by incest babies. Burning a house down with their dead friends inside is considered a happy ending
Evil corporation takes over Two less than intelligent men set out on a quest They find what they need to save the day Rock ballad ultimately saves the day
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The fact that Ciaran is disagreeing with this (the bolded) really pushes me to believe he is on the thread to do nothing but fan flames. I'm also almost 100 percent sure that a novice already knows "enemies are out there who want to …