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I made a brown recluse woman adventurer and she sang a marching song for a local lord. The dude's three guards all jumped forward and started horribly beatboxing to accompany her singing. The lord stood around in silence, watching his idiot guards b…
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"My current fort's civ has a lot of interesting artifacts. There's the solid stone guitar which must be played with a bone plectrum, the colossal fuckoff pipe organ that has over four hundred pipes, and the block of wood. It's just... it's just a bl…
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Adventure report: "My prospective Uristiana McJones wandered around for a while in search of one to learn about missing texts and relics to track down with no luck. Ended up wandering into a tavern where the guest performers we…
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@Portius How to make books: We have three branches for the release: papyrus, paper (from cloth plants) and parchment. Papyrus is easier to use …
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More new DF quotes "Oh boy, some dwarf wrote about his theory that the world moves around the sun. "The writing is very compassionate and it is full of force. Overall, the prose is amateurish at best." e. Haha, a plump helmet m…
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Procedurally generated musical instruments: This is a pomelo wood wisho. The neck is made from clear glass. The body is made from pomelo wood. The strings are made from kenaf. The wisho is a mid-size hand-held cloth-stringed in…
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*waits patiently for drag queen action*
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I'm waiting a bit until at least Dwarf Therapist comes out. Maybe until there is a "more stable" release (ie 2-3 months).If you don't know what Dwarf Fortress is, here is the 2014 thread I made for a totally out of date versi…I have been reading the RuPaul wiki to better understand the Celina mafia thread. Unrelated, some of my hair is now white.(Quote) I'm the guy in the upper left holding the hotdog bun up to the light inspecting it for authenticity as if it is a $20 bill.WTC.What does "I am the Nancy Drew of drag" mean? You are good at drag? Bad at drag? Solve mysteries in with a cowardly dog in a van of central casting white people at drag? WTFThe worst part about this is that I can't tell if "smells like hotdogs" is a mafia clue, a show reference or Celina just threw it in randomly.Mariah Carey still looks good at 45. Those are some good genes and I want to know what those surgeons are doing.Was there a season 1?(Quote)
I do appreciate the dragon is labeled correctly. In case of confusionTo an extent the question of consolidation of guilds misses the point. The playerbase is shrinking. Remove the individuals who make players quit. By any means necessary. <…I am monitoring this thread.Whomever has a library of appropriate gifs could upload them to imgur for the participants.Are there any drag queens on dragons visual gags?(Quote)
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Thanksgiving is coming. Discuss how gravy, yams and the vast landscape that is potato preparation confuses non-Americans. Fight to the death over the best cranberry sauce.Yes. A story about a dog bedeviled by a play.Thread is dragging(Quote)
*sighs and walks away, shoulders drooping with a ceiling-high stack of alphabetically and chronologically organized papers with colorful post its hanging off them*What (Quote)
WHATThen I wish you good luck and I'll shut up. Hmm. Celina if I were you I'd start documenting what is going on. Specifically dates/times of meeting, who was present, who communicate what to you, who is getting raise/promotion when, etc.. You already know, but as a reminder, don't mention that …(Quote)
On the other hand you've never taught college students in a University setting have you. Don't be a pedantic contrarian if you've never done it. Their duty is to their students and they know it. (Its…Yeah that's bullshit. I've never heard of STEM professionals doing that. Dereliction of duty. Vile.(Quote)
There are things in the angles of time that hate the progeny of the curves of time #HoundsofTindalos #FrankBelknapLongWhat made me stay? People. What makes me fight? People.*pulls up US News and World Report best Grad Schools* *writes down top 10 Psychology and Psychiatry schools* *hands to Celina* You show promise Frau Celina yes *leans back in chair light blazing off circular glasses*
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