Bauble of the Curio Collector: Decreases the chance of rubbing common curios into goop by 50%. Decreases the chance of rubbing rare curios into two normal curios by 50%.
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I think there is a much better solution somewhere between the two. Like if there was an affliction that did 5% of the max hull as damage every 10 seconds, or a power move that does a 10% damage per crit chair/grid/turret.