Strange but true: the combined effects of marijuana, monkey tranquilizer, methaqualone, black tar heroine, and cocaine cut with chat are not at all considered salutary on my judgment. Particularly the toad sweat and peyote enemas.
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I thought I'd receive more replies than this. Harumph!
I still love all of you.
Not sure if this goes in the ``Real World Gripes'' forum:
I still recall, to this very day, even though it has been such an incredibly long time since. I remember going into the Computer Lap at University, cracking open a fresh beer (I was…
Sorry, but ``NO!'', even though I am on the ``production/live team'', I simply cannot *MAKE* them install ``your latest update'' within the next five minutes. I absolutely will *NOT* send emails that read ``Drop whatever you're doing and do X'',…
<boss> How are things today?
<me> Painful.
<boss> Why?
<me> I woke up old this morning.
I have returned!
I will be unavailable from the 8th through the 17th, attending a family reunion.