Pfft, as if. A real Gaudiguchian would make the joke, have it fall completely flat, but not care because they're as drunk and/or high as their audience. (View Post)
I actually strongly dislike paperwork. I'll do it when I have to, but in general, I prefer the kind of paperwork my character does to the kind of paperwork I have to do myself. It's a lot more fun. (View Post)
You're not playing an org leader correctly if you don't, from time to time, slam your fists down on your desk and demand your subordinates turn in their badges because they're off the case. (View Post)