Best Of

Here's mine for comparison:

A strangely reptilian creature devoid of scales, a pungent vinestalker is an animated plant whose lithe body is shaped by a mass of twisting tendrils, an eerie glow pulsing like a heartbeat from within. Seemingly without eyes, his head is akin to a prodigious bulb which splits down the middle to reveal his slavering maw, slick with sap and filled to the brim with rows of serrated teeth. An impressive frill of shaggy tangles of moss fans out from his neck, flanked on either side by glossy palm fronds which sprout from between his facsimile shoulder blades. He stands upon four ropes of braided vines instead of legs, the segments of these sinewy limbs branching out at the ends in a semblance of feet. Acting as his tail, a cluster of seedpods rattles to and fro.

A pungent vinestalker looks to be crushingly strong.

Any funny little moments in Lusternia you want to share? What made you actually laugh out loud?
       -- Coraline and Vexacion once had an argument about plucky poultry wine on the IC IHC channel and it involved "fowl" puns a-plenty. I almost died.

Which Lusternia “villain” is your favorite and why?
       -- Probably the Gnodfather. Idk, he just seems really hilarious and I want to be his friend, kthnx. Do not give me coal.

What Lusternia event have you most enjoyed as a player? What made it fun for you?
       -- The Ascension of Zagreus was beautifully done, with all of the forethought about the individual Sealbearers' personalities and the rifts! I really enjoyed seeing the Admin's views of characters.

Is there something you've always wanted to do or achieve in Lusternia, but haven't gotten around to it yet?
       -- I want to be really memorable as a character. As any character. I also want to earn a seal. I don't feel I've become memorable yet, and I know I have no seal. WOE. WOE. (Also, all the honours lines.)

Who has the best (non-custom) beast in Lusternia? Is it you? Give the descs to prove it!
       -- I don't have the descriptions, but I am very fond of @Caleb's llama and @Zau's swan, I think they are both so gorgeous/adorable.

Mysrai's Great Hypothetical About Ascending:
       -- I think if Vexacion Ascended as a True God, I would make a terrible Goddess:

Vexacion, Curator of the Void. As Curator, Vex's analytical, cold, aloof logicness would be her main feature, disinterested in the here and now and instead interested in devouring knowledge and recovering parts of the past. This shows in her allegiance to Raezon and Baalphegar both. She would likely be a fairly isolated God, preferring to sit in places Mortals can't reach, and I would probably interact with my Order primarily through NPCs instead of the God themselves. This would involve an Ascension through Knowledge (which is what she desperately wants to achieve, a Knowledge Seal).

Her aesthetic would be chilly and regal, keeping her viscanti origins in her features via horns, claws, and her cloven peetsies. Symbols would involve constellations and a dying galaxy of stars. Not sure where she would ally herself -- possibly not Magnagora.

My vinestalker grew up (and probably many other people's ones as well) and hot *damn* they're great.

A strangely reptilian creature devoid of scales, a pollen-coated vinestalker is an animated plant whose lithe body is shaped by a mass of twisting tendrils, an eerie glow pulsing like a heartbeat from within. Seemingly without eyes, his head is akin to a prodigious bulb which splits down the middle to reveal his slavering maw, slick with sap and filled to the brim with rows of serrated teeth. An impressive frill of glossy poison oak fans out from his neck, flanked on either side by long, flowering stems which sprout from between his facsimile shoulder blades. He stands upon four ropes of braided vines instead of legs, the segments of these sinewy limbs branching out at the ends in a semblance of feet. Acting as his tail, a thick root swishes disinterestedly. He is called 'Dreapaire.'